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Josie Canseco Wants Attention of the Day

Josie Canseco is the 17 year old daughter of Jose Canseco, who was trashily named Josie after her daddy, cuz just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the bitch he married and knocked up was a hooters girl…you know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… I mean that, or this is just a sign of the times…and every bitch wants to be half naked, or in a bikini, or sexualized because that’s what people deem important…either you have a half naked selfie on instagram or you ain’t shit… I am totally okay with that, because any girl who wants to be in a bikini this much, usually puts in work to look good in a bikini… Unlike Kate Upton, who is milking this whole AOL / SI is an equal opportunity employer, that even fat girls can be their cover girl kinda like a retard in a work program running the Walmart cash…even though motherfucker can’t count. This brazilian cut bikini wearing Josie Canseco pile of spoiled trash should be celebrated, even if 17 is a pretty easy age to have a hot bikini body, you know, with the whole metabolism not fucking broken down and hormonal yet…because if she’s posting such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction. I’m ready for it.

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Aubrey Plaza Talks About Masturbating on Conan of the Day

I don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…but now I do and all because she is talking about masturbating, and proves that despite not being hot in any way beyond having a vagina, I can still get interested enough to listen to her talk about masturbating…because girls masturbating is a fetish of mine, probably because growing up, every girl denied ever doing it, but now, thanks to progressive society and the internet, every girl doesn’t just admit it, but usually goes into detail about it, giving me something to masturbate, in a masturbation circle of fucking life that just never ends because everyone is too busy masturbating.

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$92 Quadrillion: Deposited Into User’s PayPal Account!

Chris Reynolds opened his June PayPal statement a little while ago and could not believe his good fortune. His great fortune, actually. His ridiculous fortune: the numbers said the Pennsylvania PR executive had a balance of… $92,233,720,368,547,800. We’ll do the math for you: That’s over 92 QUADRILLION dollars. “It’s a curious thing. I don’t know, maybe someone was having fun,” Reynolds said of the discovery, which would have made him the wealthiest man in the world by a large margin if legitimate. Unfortunately, when Reynolds checked the actual website, he saw his balance for what it truly is: $0. PayPal owned up to the mistake and offered to donate an unknown amount to a cause of Reynolds’ choosing. So that’s almost the same as being a quadrillionaire! “This is obviously an error and we appreciate that Mr. Reynolds understood this was the case,” PayPal said in a statement.

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Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting Over "Mean-Spirited" Internet Users

Mary-Louise Parker has nearly had it with the blogosphere. The former Weeds star – who will next be seen in Red 2 and R.I.P.D . – told News Corp Australia that she’s “really not into” acting anymore due to the endless stream of hatred on the Internet. “The world has gotten too mean for me, it’s just too b—-y,” Parker said . “All the websites and all the blogging and all the people giving their opinion and their hatred … it’s all so mean-spirited, it’s all so critical.” Parker isn’t sure what inspires these users, but she can theorize. “It’s sport for people,” she said. “It’s fun to get on at night and unleash their own self-loathing by attacking someone else who they think has a happier life – or something.” The actress (who looks REALLY good naked ) said she tries to stay away from the comments or to brush them off, but it’s difficult. “You have no idea until it happens to you. It doesn’t feel nice,” she said. “I stay away from it as best I can because I’m too thin-skinned, but still it finds you.” And if Parker does drop out of the business? What might she do? “I would write still. I write for Esquire and writing makes me happy. I would take care of my kids and my goats. That’s about it. Bake. Throw my Internet in the lake.”

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Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day

Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties. Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…

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Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day

Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress… I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day

Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress… I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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Perverts: Federal ICE Authorities Pop 255 Sicko Sex Predators For Extortion, Sex Assault, And Possession Of Child Freak Flicks

W.T.F?! ICE Arrests 255 In International Sexaual Predator Sting Operation Via DailyMail Immigration and Customs Enforcement says it has arrested 255 alleged child predators, including a 49-year-old middle school teacher, and identified 61 underage victims in an international sting operation. The five-week operation, which ended June 30, targeted sexual predators who use the Internet to exploit children and disseminate child freak flicks. Twenty people were charged with online sexual enticement of a minor, which investigators are calling ‘sextorting.’ The crime involves coercing children into producing nekkid or sexual photos by threatening them with blackmail or violence. The remaining suspects were charged with child freak flick production, possession or distribution of child freak flicks, traveling with the intent to have sex with a minor and other offenses including sex assault. More than one third of the victims identified during the sting operation were engaging online with strangers who sexually exploited them. The ages of those victims ranged from seven to 17 years old and the majority were between 13 and 15 years old. Overall, 20 of the victims are under the age of nine, including seven who are younger than six years old. Among those arrested was John David Boyle, a 49-year-old Los Angeles-area middle school teacher who has been charged with molesting a 14-year-old boy, advertising child porn on the Internet and several other crimes. Boyle, of Glendora, California, was arrested last month after he set up a meeting in his classroom to watch child porn with a man that he met online.Unbeknownst to him, the man was actually an an undercover agent. Further investigation revealed a 14-year-old boy who was allegedly molested by Boyle, a teacher at Royal Oak Middle School in Covina. B-b-but wait it gets worse! In a separate case, authorities tracked down and charged Jimmy Caraballo-Colon, a former high school cheerleading coach, for allegedly blackmailing a 17-year-old girl from Colorado. Caraballo-Colon, 25, reportedly met the girl in an anonymous Internet video chat website. According to court documents, Caraballo-Colon persuaded the minor to remove her clothes during a video chat and then threatened to publish a recording of the act unless she provided him with her personal information, such as her phone number and email address. He then forced her to perform more explicit acts during video chats that he recorded. If she didn’t comply, he would threaten to post the videos online. Sadly enough, this probably didn’t even put a small dent in the amount of internet pervs lurking out there. Image via Shutterstock

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Amanda Bynes’ Grill of the Day

The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that. It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..

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Amanda Bynes Loves Drake (For Now), Carmen Electra, lower case font

Amanda Bynes is back on the love end of her love-hate relationship with Drake again. She’s also a fan of Carmen Electra, and lower case font apparently. While her ugly list continues to grow, the former child star decided to do a 180 and tweet about celebs that she finds especially attractive. Because, “if you look good words can’t hurt you.” Mmmkay. She tweeted that Carmen Electra “is stunning! I love her!” Drake, too, “is stunning” (at least for the time being). Then Amanda Bynes continued to spread the praise with “i love Andrea Bocelli,” and “my life has changed for the better ever since I changed to lower case font.” She does raise a good point there. Better to be understated when bashing people than go on a Rebecca Martinson style CAPS LOCK-laden rant. Good to know the What I Like About You star is in a positive mindset. She even deleted some of the nasty Tweets she wrote about Drake the day before. “Drake Has Ugly Downward Facing Eyes,” she wrote. Clearly, she’s over that … probably. For the moment.

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