Kim Kardashian made sure her man’s first-ever Father’s Day was a memorable one this year. Kanye West revealed via Twitter that his baby mama gifted him with two Apple computer mice last month, one signed by Steve Jobs and and the other by Steve Wozniak. Their relevance? West told The New York Times recently that his is the Steve Jobs of the Internet . Kanye included the photo above along with his Tweet, one of just seven he has written since May. The entire World Wide Web, of course, continues to wait on photos of North West , as West and Kardashian remain oddly quiet and private regarding their newborn. We hope everything is alright.
Looks like pudgy Rita Ora starved herself for a few weeks before this bikini photoshoot she posted to the internet…. From what I remember she normally more busty, and less toned….I’ve got pics to prove it, I’m just too lazy to use the search bar on the site to find it. For those of you who don’t know or care about Rita Ora, and I assume that’s probably all of you, she’s the UK Rihanna Impersonator, who I guess the Record labels liked and hired, in the event Rihanna ends up killing herself now that she’s a big star and not on a short puppet string anymore…You know now that she makes her own career decisions, and life decisions, and the labels who created her kinda work for her…an uneducated, inexperienced, coddled brat who makes stupid choices…they know she’s bound to fail eventually, and this is the back-up plan. Now I’ve never listened to Rita Ora’s music, and I won’t, but I will stare at her in a bikini for a few minutes, but in my defence I stared at a fat granny in a bikini in the park for 4 hours yesterday, you know until it got weird for both of us and I felt I should go over there and introduce myself as the guy who was staring at her for 4 hours…but I didn’t for fear of being forced to have sex with her…despite having no standards, sometimes I try to avoid horrible decisions before they happen…and I guess so does Rita Ora, at least that’s what her starving herself for a change tells me. Good job!
This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.
This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.
Bar Refaeli ‘s given us some awesome Twitter pictures in the past, but I’m pretty sure this one tops them all. Because here’s a shot Bar posted on Instagram of her covered only by shopping bags. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t break the Internet. Now if you’ll excuse me, if this is how Bar rolls, I have to go apply for a job as her personal shopper.
Bar Refaeli ‘s given us some awesome Twitter pictures in the past, but I’m pretty sure this one tops them all. Because here’s a shot Bar posted on Instagram of her covered only by shopping bags. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t break the Internet. Now if you’ll excuse me, if this is how Bar rolls, I have to go apply for a job as her personal shopper.
Really?? Tell us more… Meghan McCain Says Women Flirt With Her All The Time Via NYDailyNews She may be the daughter of one of America’s more famous conservatives, but Meghan McCain’s views on gay rights are as Blue State as they come. “I always say, you’re no one until there’s a gay rumor about you!” she told Confidenti@l at the Chelsea Piers Trevor Project to support gay teens. “None of it bothers me. I get hit on by women from time to time. What is to be offended by that? If women find you attractive, that’s awesome,” said the 28-year-old blogger. But sorry, ladies. McCain stands by the April 2012 Playboy interview in which she clearly stated, “I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.” Reminded of that chat, the buxom blond cracked: “One of my finer interviews.” When asked how her anti-gay father and his team feel about Meghans outspoken ways Meghan says: “I have two tattoos and I’ve talked about sex in Playboy,” she said. “You can’t run for President if you did that. No, I would never. I don’t think I could.” McCain admits her straight talk might not always be politically helpful for her anti-gay-marriage dad. “My dad’s staff doesn’t always love the things I say, and I think I frustrate them,” according to McCain. “I am who I am. I say crazy things. I’m sure something I’m saying to you will be on the Internet very soon — it’s fine.” Ladies, would you try to crack Meghan’s poon password if you had the chance?? Image via Twitter
The sudden firing of Selma Blair from Charlie Sheen‘s Anger Management has prompted a lot of speculation regarding why she was shown the door. Rumors indicated that Blair complained to colleagues behind Sheen’s back about his work ethic, but a new report says it was more complicated than that. According to Radar , Blair’s complaints about Charlie were to someone outside of the show, and a chain of gossip brought the information back to Sheen. That led to Charlie getting Selma Blair fired , a decision made in part because he was “incredibly attracted” to his co-star, which made him feel betrayed. “He loved her,” a source familiar with their relationship said. “They grew very close. When it came time to cast for his new show he wanted her.” “He was crazy about her. Call it lust at the very least .” “As the show began Sheen was still highly attracted to Selma. Call it flirtatious or whatever you want, but his feelings were obvious. He thought there was chemistry.” But Sheen and Blair had mutual friends and one of those friends sabotaged her with him, after she allegedly talked smack, leading to his outburst. “Charlie has reverted to his usual behavior on the set,” the source revealed. “He is late, sometimes he is hours late. The whole cast is bothered by it.” “There have even been times when he sits in the car for approximately an hour outside of the studio making everyone wait, just because he can.” Blair was upset and so were other people on the show, but, the source insists, she did NOT complain to execs or anyone associated with the show. “You don’t talk behind someone’s back when you work with them. With Charlie if you have an issue, you go directly to him,” the source said. Blair, however, complained about the star to a close friend and divulged details of his behavior, which got back to him, and Charlie Sheen was enraged . “Charlie was furious when it got back to him,” the source said. “It didn’t happen all at once. When he first heard about it, things changed on the show.” “Suddenly his character was no longer sleeping with her character.” Call it art imitating life.
Just hours after she bailed on the Today show , Paula Deen issued a bizarre statement regarding her use of racial slurs, only to promptly yank it off YouTube. It’s the weirdest, least sincere-sounding apology ever. See for yourself: Paula Deen Statement on Racial Slurs With an edit after almost every sentence and frequent stumbles over words, this “apology” achieves the rare feat of leaving Deen’s image worse off than before. Rather than explaining why she used racial slurs in the past, which she admitted under oath in a lawsuit deposition – she just says she’s really sorry. For what? You wouldn’t know based on this video! She doesn’t say. Clearly, some PR team (and not a very good one, mind you) threw together a script and had her read from it, rather than letting her speak from her heart. The result is Deen looking ridiculous … neither sincere, nor apologetic, nor capable of understanding what the heck she even wants forgiveness for. It was taken down shortly after it was posted, but as we know, nothing can truly be axed from the Internet. Her PR people could be axed, however … One assumes this was filmed in response to the controversy that arose over a lawsuit against Deen, who is accused of discrimination in the workplace. A former employee said Deen made racial slurs against her; Deen denied the allegations of the lawsuit, but admits she has used epithets in the past. And to think, there was a time when the nutritional content of Paula Deen recipes was the most controversial topic associated with the Southern chef.
Rihanna has lost her fucking mind…she’s lashing out at her fans…angry and trying to attack them even though they paid money to see her…like she was some kind of dancing monkey or circus elephant… I guess this is just an example of an angry person who has been beat the fuck up showing the world that anger and aggression the only way she knows how…through violence… I think it just goes to show us, that maybe all the rumors that she was the one who beat herself up in the car and blamed in on Chris Brown in exchange for a percentage of album sales, are in fact true…and that the real aggressor is this gutter bitch who is now rich…but still gutter as fuck…
