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Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry. So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer. You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me… Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day… To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere… Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today…. So here she is having fun with her new friends….

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That Awkward Moment When: Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Oklahoma Tornado Survivor If She Thanked The Lord For Saving Her [Video]

No time for a little due diligence eh Wolfie? Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She Thanked God For Saving Her Guess all the “Pray For Oklahoma” tweets and Instagram pics don’t apply to this lady… Via DailyMail Times of stress and hardship often turn non-religious people into believers. But one Moore, Oklahoma resident refused to thank to Lord for surviving the gigantic tornado that pulverized her suburb on Monday, making for an extremely awkward TV interview. In a clip going viral on the internet, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer stands in front of mountains of debris and says to survivor Rebecca Vitsmun: ‘We’re happy you’re here. You guys did a great job. I guess you got to thank the Lord. Right?’ Welp, not exactly…peep the video below to see the terribly awkward exchange. Damn lady, you and your family just survived a storm that killed a lot of folks. You need to thank SOMEBODY! Sheesh… Image via YouTube Continue reading →

Creeping Caitlin O’Connor’s Twitter Account

Now that Caitlin O’Connor ‘s officially a model after becoming a finalist in Maxim ‘s Hometown Hotties contest last year, it’s time for her official rite of passage: getting her Twitter account creeped on by yours truly. So congratulations Caitlin, you’ve made it to the big time. Next you just have to get motorboated by a blogger and you’ll be eligible to get your healthcare benefits from the Internet bikini model union. Shh, please nobody tell her I’m making this all up. » view all 11 photos

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Creeping Caitlin O’Connor’s Twitter Account

Now that Caitlin O’Connor ‘s officially a model after becoming a finalist in Maxim ‘s Hometown Hotties contest last year, it’s time for her official rite of passage: getting her Twitter account creeped on by yours truly. So congratulations Caitlin, you’ve made it to the big time. Next you just have to get motorboated by a blogger and you’ll be eligible to get your healthcare benefits from the Internet bikini model union. Shh, please nobody tell her I’m making this all up. » view all 11 photos

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Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

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Nikki Sixx Calls Out Kim Kardashian for Tornado-Timed Bronzer Tweet

Not long after last night’s devastating Oklahoma tornado tore through the town of Moore, Nikki Sixx posted an ad for Red Cross relief on his Instagram account. A short while later, Kim Kardashian also took to the Internet, sending a very different message to fans: “Love that I can gradually build the perfect bronzed glow I want with #Kardashian Sun Kissed Tan Extenders,” the reality star wrote/shilled. In response to this case of very bad timing and judgment, the Motley Crue rocker addressed Kim with the following comment/question: “Pick your priority or pick your poison. Pretty embarrassing screenshot Kim. Aren’t your 15 minutes up?” Of course, it’s very possible Kardashian was not aware of the tragic event at the time. It’s also possible that she pays an intern to Tweet for her. It’s even conceivable that we can forgive Kim for such a move because she’s so worried that Kanye West might be gay . But to answer your question, Nikki: We can unfortunately confirm that, no, Kardashian’s 15 minutes may very well last for 15 years.

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Christian Broadcasting Network Apologizes for Pat Robertson "Misunderstanding"

The Christian Broadcasting Network is sort of sorry if Pat Robertson came across a chauvinistic pig this week. The televangelist appeared on The 700 Club Wednesday and responded to a viewer’s question about how to forgive a cheating husband by initially telling her to focus on the man’s positive traits. “Does he provide a home for you to live in? Does he provide food for you to eat?” Robertson asked. “Is he handsome?” Pat Robertson Cheating Advice: Suck It Up! Robertson – who shrugged off David Petraeus’ affair with Paula Broadwell because the latter is attractive – then caused a real firestorm with his closing remarks: “Males have a tendency to wander a little bit, and what you want to do it make the home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.” In response to severe backlash, from other Christian leaders and the Internet as a whole, the network has released the following statement: “As a first step in the process, Dr. Robertson stated that she should stop dwelling on the cheating. Next, he recommended that she remind herself of all the reasons she fell in love with him in the first place so that she might try to fall back in love with him all over again. “Lastly, his point was that everyone is human and there is much temptation outside of the home, so she should do whatever she can to strengthen their home and relationship. His intent was not to condone infidelity or to cast blame. We regret any misunderstanding.” In the past, Robertson has said that ugly women are to blame for marital problems between husband and wife. It may simply be time people stop seeking his relationship counsel.

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Really? Internet Sensation “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker,” Wanted On Murder Charges In New Jersey

The thing about being an Internet sensation is people dig up all sorts of things from your past and everything you do is magnified. Internet Sensation Wanted For Murder According to Raw Story Police in New Jersey are now warning residents to consider the 24-year-old hitchhiker who became an Internet celebrity earlier this year armed and dangerous, as they pursue him on murder charges. WABC-TV reported on Wednesday that an arrest warrant has been issued for Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, or, “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker,” as he became known online, in connection with the death of 73-year-old Joseph Galfy, Jr. Galfy, an attorney, was found dead in his home in Clark on May 13, 2013. An autopsy revealed that he died due to blunt force trauma. McGillvary shot to national prominence after giving an interview describing his involvement in a Feb. 1 assault against a California public utilities worker. At the time, McGillvary was hitching a ride with the suspect in that case, a 54-year-old man who allegedly claimed he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and subsequently testified against him in court. According to the New Jersey Star-Ledger, McGillvary wrote a Facebook post on Tuesday suggesting he had been assaulted and drugged. “What would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house,” he said in the post. “Walked to the mirror and seen … dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and (had sex with you)? what would you do?” Authorities said McGillvary, who relies on strangers for transport, food and lodging, has cut his hair to change his appearance and was last seen at a light rail station near Haddonfield, New Jersey. He has also allegedly used the names Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus. Damn. You think you know people and then….

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Busty Becky Banger Kate Upton Puts Her Best Breast Forward For New VOGUE

Ya favorite bangin’ becky Kate Upton just landing the modeling world’s version of Nirvana. She covers the June 2013 issue of Vogue, making her third appearance on the cover of the high-fashion magazine, her first in the United States. The cover marks Upton’s move from swimsuit model to high-fashion model. And of course her interview and the accompanying shots don’t fail to feature her favorite assets. Peep some excerpts from the interview below, via VOGUE : This year’s Sports Illustrated cover—a shot of her in Antarctica, parka open to reveal a stunning breadth of cleavage—set off a fresh round of “Is she fat?” conversations across the Internet. “It was hard at first,” she admits of hearing such rumblings. “You sit there and you’re like ‘Is something wrong with me?’ ” But she’s learned to ignore her critics—and come to regard her healthy body as a point of pride. “The things that they’re rejecting are things that I can’t change. I can’t change my bra size. They’re natural! I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can’t change some things. I really just live my life. I love my body. It’s what God gave me! I feel confident with myself, and if that inspires other women to feel confident with their bodies, great.” It doesn’t hurt, by the way, that Upton has a sense of humor about this subject. She deadpans, “It’s kind of funny to think, Oh, wow, the news is talking about whether I’m fat or not.” Upton has retained a cheerful ambivalence about runway modeling. “I’ve always loved fashion,” she says, “but it’s not what I set out to do.” Hit the flip for more photos and quotes from the interview! VOGUE/Mario Testino Continue reading →