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Stella Hudgens Does the Teen Runaway for the Perverts of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know girls know exactly what they are doing when it comes to taking pictures of themselves. Even the young ones have it all figured out. They know the pose, they know the angle, they aren’t all innocent and having innocent fun like people pretend they are, I was 16 once and I was getting high and fucking and I am sure some of you were too, and that was in an era before the internet, and accessible porn, and all those fetishes, more importantly in a world that wasn’t Hollywood, where my sister was known for being some Disney starlet with nude pics that got her all kinds of attention. Meaning, she’s totally aware of what’s going on, and that’s why she’s dressed like a teenage runaway you met at the bus station looking for place to sleep, shower and get some food, and totally willing to do anything…and I mean anything for you to get it. So if that’s your thing, a fetish that is a little more fringe than just being a teen in a bikini, you know with more layers and complexity, here’s Stella…..the little Hudgens that could.

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Vida Guerra Brings Her Huge Disproportionate Booty to the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Vida Guerra’s 40 year old ass in a bikini. I don’t know if much more needs to be said about it…. It is kinda an entity of it’s own, that speaks for itself in picture, where no words need to be said, just the confusion on our faces trying to understand what it is we’re looking at, is enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Tila Tequila Lives and Has Powers of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila. As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair. The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me. Watch her insane video that’s not even insane. Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc….. BUY HER SEX TAPE

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A Couple Hipster Bitches Lookin Hot for Vice Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vice Magazine owes me money. Before they sold to MTV to bankroll their media/news company, they were a hipster magazine that was available free in every trendy store across North America that could lie to advertisers about their relevance and reach, because magazines don’t have Google Analytics. When people stopped giving a fuck about magazines, they hit the internet and were trying to figure shit out, and in doing that would buy traffic from me, only they didn’t pay me the last few months. Which makes me mad. Because I need every dollar I can get. Since I am not running with 100,000,000 dollars from MTV. So every time I see them on HBO, even if deep down, what they are doing, is probably needed in a society filled with idiots who watch CNN and believe what they are told. I yell at the TV. I mean Gonzo, first hand journalism and misadventures challenging what’s going on in the world is nothing genius, but at least someone is doing it with corporate money, it’s better that MTV finances this than Jersey Shore. It turns out they are also doing fashion shoots with hipster chicks with corporate money, money they didn’t pay, making me feel like in a way I fucking financed this shoot, executive producer this shit. So that’s why I am posting it. If you care, they were shot by an ex-instagram follower of mine….the break-up was devastating. But the good news is his pics look like they were shot on instagram. All this to say, I like hot hipsters, even if I hate who they work for and what they represent all owned by MTV and shit.

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Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot. It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

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Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot. It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

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Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna has been rumored to be pregnant and by the looks of this it looks like she was one of those Prom girl who threw her kid out in the dumpster who no one knew she was pregnant. Here she is posing with a kid, a kid that must be hers after her doctor’s visit, showing off her post pregnant body in a bikini, because that’s what the tabloids told me. The whole thing would explain why she went out partying this weekend,you know to celebrate the birth of her child now that she can, not that I think pregnancy is something that would stop Rihanna from hard drinking, but then again, I could be totally wrong about this little Chris Brown situation. I hate generally babies, they freak me out, so I can’t distinguish their ages, especially when they are black, because I feel like black babies, like black adults, are built bigger, stronger and ready to be pro athletes than white babies. All this to say, she’s posing in her bikini for the internet, and that’s all that matters to me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Nina Agdal Half Naked Modeling Pics of the DAy

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is some Downs Syndrome looking bitch with an awesome body who you may know from SI, but I’m gonna pretend you know her because of all the great posts of done of her that I steal from various sources around the internet, for no reason other than to say “look at her in this shoot, she looks way less corky, there’s hope for her”…you know commentary that matters, that changes lives, that may one day be published and celebrated like DrunkenStepfather was the manuscript of our generation, even though I know all you care about are the titties….titties strategically being covered up by our friend who doesn’t know we exist, but who I pretend is our friend as to not cheapen this experience, posing some bullshit and by bullshit, I mean the good kind that you can have some masturbation foreplay to…

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