I guess we’ve come to that point in the world where social media internet stars have become celebrities in their own right. Their youtube channels are making them 100,000-300,000 dollars a month, people love them, and they may not be on actual TV or movies, but they might as well are, in a DIY way. Sure they remind me how much I have failed at the internet, since being on it since the late 1990s and being abrasive and hated by all, but at the same time, they inspire me and remind me that there will be countless other opportunities in life I miss out on, and there’s something really depressing, yet inspiring about that. Justine Ezarik – iJustine – in a Bikini….why the fuck not.
The NFL’s Miami Dolphins have a new logo. One they meant to unveil April 25 but leaked. Dolphins CEO Mike Dee made it official Wednesday, saying that the logo that has made the rounds on Internet in recent days is the real deal: Over the weekend the logo was leaked when one of the team’s players was wearing a T-shirt with the new design in a Twitter pic. Ah, the Digital Age. Also on Wednesday, the NFL’s official website accidently posted the new logo on its “Predict the Draft Pick” page. That page was quickly taken down. Featuring a meaner and sleeker looking dolphin, the logo is still similar to Miami’s traditional look as the marine mammal is cascading across a sunburst. Whether it will help them swim past New England is another story. New logo or not, Ryan Tannehill is still the one wearing it when he lines up under center.
Simply put, Porsha Williams is in shock. Sources tell TMZ that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star learned about the Kordell Stewart divorce filing from the Internet and that she’s “disappointed” in the actions of her soon-to-be ex-husband. Stewart – a former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback – “misled” Porsha and “she found out about the filing in the media,” according to the reality star’s rep, who adds: “Mrs. Stewart hopes to resolve these personal issues privately with the support of her family, friends and strong faith.” Kordell and Porsha were married in May 2011. He has a son from a previous relationship, but this couple never had any kids together. Stewart filed for divorce in Georgia in March 22 and says he should not be required to pay Williams a cent in spousal support. “She was 100 percent completely blindsided,” another insider tells Us Weekly . “Friends are trying to contact her but she’s not picking up her phone or returning texts.”
Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is. I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though…. I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers. You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list. I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me. It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day
Is BeyBey losing her identity?? Is Beyonce Having A Career Identity Crisis Via The Grio reports: I’m writing about Beyoncé today because I can’t avoid her. Earlier this week, she released a new song on the Internet, “Bow Down/I Been On,” and since then, every major site I frequent, from trashy blogs to high brow news, is talking about her and her new song. Is it disrespectful to fans? Just fun? Hypocritical? The jury is still out. Rush Limbaugh, single-handedly the last person I expected to weigh in on these matters , interpreted the song, in which Beyoncé instructs “b***hes” to “bow down,” to mean Beyoncé has turned in her feminist card. “(Her older) songs were attempts to inspire young women not to take any grief from men,” Limbaugh said. “She’s done a 180… Because she married a rich guy . . . she now understands it’s worth it to bow down.” Admittedly, the lyrics could have many interpretations. I am positive this is not one of them. Singer Keyshia Cole also weighed in, not so unexpectedly as she’s been on a Twitter rampage lately. (She blasted former Destiny’s Child Michelle Williams after her DC reunion performance at the Super Bowl.) “First ‘Women need to stick together’ now [b***hes] better Bow. Smh,” Cole tweeted on Monday. “Can’t stand when people [are] all self-righteous when it’s convenient… but can still talk s–t when convenient [too].” Given Cole’s most recent salty behavior on social media, her opinion didn’t carry the weight it should have. The thing is, Cole’s got a point. Beyoncé has built her entire career on feel-good sisterhood lyrics — from “Independent Women” to “Who Run This World” — set to infectious beats. Her songs became the unofficial soundtrack to Middle America’s Girl’s Night Out where women celebrated whatever the occasion is in “freek’um dresses,” patting their weaves and mimicking the dance routine from the “Single Ladies” video at the club. In interview after interview, Beyoncé has extolled the virtues of having female friends. She even hired an all-girl band to drive home her all-girl-power-everything message. And this is why it seems so… jarring, really, for Beyoncé, after 15 years in the game, to start calling fellow women “b***hes” and demanding that they “bow down” like they are her lowly subjects. Discuss…
I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet…. So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme. But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.
I refuse to watch the show SPLASH, because the concept and the fact that it is a show, totally offends me, even if it means seeing some low level beauty pageant winner who is really no one special, in her bathing suit making a fool of herself. I mean a diving show? Really. I don’t even watch this shit when at the bar during the olympics. But despite hating the shit, at least I can see the clips on the internet, cuz shit is funny.
In the past, I have accused Gisele for being a dude…born with a penis…but only because she had a hard face and was from Brazil, where 60% of the hot girls are born dudes, and 20 percent of the hot girls who were born girls, have clits the size of your dick. True story, they do things different there. I even went as far to say she was wearing a prosthetic pregnancy bump…because dudes can’t have babies, except on Oprah. In the past, I have been disgusted by women who reproduce, because having babies ruins their bodies, from stomach to vagina….and hormonally they become all fucking lazy and slobs…not to mention they are burdened with brats who make me mad and also make me a stepfather even in my sexual fantasies…. But motherfucker, this booty is amazing….seriously, I finally understand her appeal, why she got cast with big brands to be half naked, and dude or not, the estrogen is pumping and this ass is from another planet. I mean shit, she’s carrying her latest Tom Brady baby, and I can still wack off to her… That’s talent. TO SEE THE EREST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Autistic/Apsergers weirdos get away with a lot, because if I was to make a video requesting Kate Upton come to my PROM, the police would be at my fucking door, seizing my computers and questioning my intentions for her tits.. But get a jewish weirdo, who is likey good at math, humiliating himself on the internet, because this is his brand of nerd humor, and with being a nerd who is always mocked for being a weirdo, is comfortable in his own skin, even though he shouldn’t be…. And it goes semi viral, she finds it cuter than my video inserting objects in my asshole in a bathtub full of burgers, cuz her belly makes me think she can never turn down burgers. Either way, I’m just shocked that weirdo high school kids are exactly the same as always, you’d think they’d evolve into a different kind of weird. This whole thing, and all the bad jokes, makes me uncomfortable, I’m just posting it to put the pressure on Upton to show up an go through with this, cuz every pre-mature ejaculator deserves a chance. His multi million dollar inheritance and the babes who will be thrown his way, coupled with his dad booking Rihanna for his Bar Mitzvah, aren’t enough winning for this loser. How about some Kate Upton in the only shoot she’s done that I’ve found her hot….the Nipples getting out of the pool for GQ
There is apparently no end to Lilo & Stitch creator Chris Sanders’ talents, from doing a great Nicolas Cage impression to braving the bitter cold at the NYC premiere of The Croods – with no jacket! Just how impressed was Ryan Reynolds with Sanders? “This is my first animated movie I’ve ever done, and I was doing one subsequently right afterwards and I learned so much from [the directors] that I shifted the sessions in the next animated movie to feel more like this one!” The Croods is director Chris Sanders’ second film for Dreamworks Animation, where he defected to after clashing with Disney over American Dog. ( The title became Bolt after his departure). Is he still enjoying his new home? “Every film we make we get, like, better technology — so even better!” Plus he’s already hard at work on How To Train Your Dragon 2 . But his co-writer and director, Kirk De Micco, chimed in to say there was one area where Dreamworks Animation struggled — creating digital tar! The request threw the animators for a loop. “How deep is the tar?! How sticky is the tar?! Does it stick to their clothes?!” Good thing Sanders and De Micco were there to answer their questions. Check out my full interview below: Follow Grace Randolph on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
