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‘Guardians of the Galaxy’: Why Casting Jim Carrey And/Or Adam Sandler Would Be A Smart Marvel Move

If you need further evidence that Marvel is winning the battle against DC on the comic-book movie front, consider the latest Internet chatter about  the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.   Latino Review , which knows how to work that fan boy beat, reports that Marvel has inquired about the availability of both Jim Carrey  and Adam Sandler for the movie, which is slated to hit theaters on Aug. 1, 2014. It’s unclear what roles Marvel envisions these actors playing, but Latino Review and other blogs have been guessing Rocket Raccoon (whose creation was inspired by the Beatles’s White Album song “Rocky Raccoon”)  and the tree-like Groot are the most plausible, since both are reportedly in the Guardians of the Galaxy script. Given these two superheroes’ non-human appearances, they’ll probably exist as computer-generated characters , and if I’m doing the casting, I’d want the shape-shifting Carrey to play Groot because the character bears a resemblance to the Grinch, which the actor already played (in Ron Howard’s obnoxious adaptation of the Dr. Seuss book), and Sandler as Rocket. Sandler’s biggest hit in a long time was as the voice of the CGI Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania last year, so I suspect he’ll be up for the gig. Even if Marvel casts just one of these guys, or some equally funny dude,  it’s an astute move because, while the costumes and action sequences in these comic-book movies are fun, it’s the humor that gives them soul and makes them — so far — superior to the DC equivalent. Yes, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight trilogy was exceptional, but, given the choice, I’ll take Robert Downey Jr.’s  satisfyingly smart-ass portrayal of Tony Stark and Iron Man every time. [ Latino Review , io9 ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Christina Milian Cleavage at the Gym of the Day

It is pics like this that make me question my life choices….because even at the gym…I’m not staring at a girl’s cleavage…that shit is high school…I’m fucking staring at her pussy lips in her tight pants…gyrating and spreading apart…full definition….imagining her naked….as her pants ride up her proper….ideally when sweaty as fuck…looking like she just squirted on herself…it’s really the only reason you should go to the gym….you know seein’ that vag from all fucking angles….but instead I’m sitting here on a soiled couch…watching my wife get the only exercise she gets….stuffing her face…arm from bag to mouth curls…and high salt, high blood pressure, high heart rate cardio routine….lookin’ at pics of some has been’s cleavage she posted to the internet….celebrating it like it matters…totally misrepresenting myself…cuz I probably wouldn’t even notice it if it was in front of me…cuz at the gym…it’s about the pussy.

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Alex Vaga’s Thong Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Spy Kid Alex Vega is a lot of fun….I was having this conversation yesterday about how girls under 25 are so much better than girls over 25 and not for the obvious physical appearance advantage but across the fucking board…they are just more fun….it’s like they were exposed to the internet at a young age, grew up watching sex tapes and nipple slips, totally exposing themselves on social media for strangers being totally normal…equipped with a camera phone to put themselves on blast and fashion styles that are sleazy, erotic, leggings and short shorts….because not only do these girls take awesome pics of themselves and not give a fuck….they always wear thong bikinis like they were the one piece of yesteryear… I am so into this….

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Barbara Palvin Gets Naughty For Valentine’s Day

I’m guessing this new Victoria’s Secret Barbara Palvin shoot is special for Valentine’s Day. Either that, or she got my tweets and is trying to send me a message that I should call her. You’re right, it’s probably that last one. Just look at that sexy wink . Well, message received loud and clear. Now do you guys mind? These are private, they’re between me and my future Internet girlfriend. Get your own. Related Articles: Is Barbara Palvin Giving Bella Thorne Lingerie Tips? Barbara Palvin Is The Cutest Victoria’s Secret Model Ever! Barbara Palvin In Lingerie Is Amazing! Barbara Palvin Picture Moment

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Nina Agdal’s Bikini Modeling of the Day

Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come…. It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit …that luckily her body carries through….

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Lauren Falls is the Exposed Instagram Babe of the Day

One of my favorite thing in life is girls…..and my favorite thing about girls….is that they all love male attention…even the lesbians….. Even when they are hot and get male attention…it’s like a deep rooted need to be the star of the fucking show….even if the show is the bar they are at…..even if it means humiliating themselves…or getting naked on the internet…all cuz someone asks them to…. There are so many girls who I know and love on instagram and in life who just post hot naked pics all fucking day…and I have nothing against hot naked pics….I live for them….but they are doing it for some psychological gratification…..hoping to get some level of Kim Kardashian…. Like this hot chick who I follow named Lauren Falls……this is her INSTAGRAM …..but more importantly….I found out that prior hot bure really tame on INSTAGRAM ….Lauren was like all girls…. Aspiring to get noticed the easiest way….by getting naked on GIRLS GONE WILD because at the time she didn’t care and was asked to…and I guess that was like being asked to star in fucking Twilight….. Thinking maybe it would be her big break….you know put her on the map for others to see how hot she is…..those camera lights and Joe Francis informercials are blinding….as is being the chosen one from the ghetto local bar you spend your boring life at …..and thanks to the internet….these awesome life choices last forever….. TO SEE HER NUDE FOLLOW THIS LINK EXPOSED!!!!

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Khloe Kardashian Slams Tabloid Rumors as "Disgusting and Shameless"

She’s sick of the Khloe Kardashian divorce rumors. And of talk that OJ Simpson is her father . So in the face of two new tabloid stories (below) that focus on each of these allegations, Khloe Kardashian has spoken out. Blog entry style! “It is disgusting that Life & Style and InTouch magazine continue to print these false stories about my life: the status of my marriage, false reports about a miscarriage, the horrible lie that my dad is not my biological father, jealousy over my sisters’ lives, etc,” Khloe wrote . She then continued: “It is a complete waste of time to address these reports every time they print these ridiculous and absurd tabloid stories, but not only are these stories untrue, they’re also unfair to the people who buy the magazine expecting to read accurate reports.” In conclusion, Khloe is not jealous that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. She’s doing just fine, thanks. “I’m happily married to a wonderful man and fall in love with him more and more each day, and we’ll have a baby when god wants us to and when the time is right. These blatant lies are distasteful and shameless.”  

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Manti Te’o Girlfriend Hoax to Be Investiged by Catfish Producer

Information continues to spill out and new details will undoubtedly develop in the coming days, but this much we know is true: There was never any Manti Te’o girlfriend . Whether this Notre Dame linebacker was in on the most startling death hoax ever perpetuated, or whether he really was a victim , remains to be determined. But Lennay Kekua never existed. Manti Te’o Speaks on Girlfriend Yesterday, in a surreal press conference, Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick said the university has hired a private company to look into this mess. But now someone else with knowledge of these scams has vowed to get involved. “I am working on finding out more about this @MTeo_5 #Catfish story. I have been in contact with the woman involved and will get the truth,” Tweeted Nev Schulman last night, the producer of MTV’s Catfish: The TV Show . That dock-series assists folks who are in online relationships, helping them learn whether their partner is actually the individual described in his/her virtual profile. The concept evolved from a 2010 film that was based on Schulman’s own experiences in this area. Yes, “cat fishing” is now a known term, used to refer to people who create phony identities on the Internet and use them to deceive. Do you think it applies here? Do you think Te’o was a victim in this hoax?   Yes, the poor guy! No, he was in on it! View Poll »

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Manti Te’o Girlfriend Death: One Giant Hoax?!?

In one of the stranger, more elaborate death hoaxes to hit the Internet and way beyond, a new report suggests Notre Dame star linebacker Manti Te’o’s girlfriend did not die this year, as had been previously reported. In fact, she never even existed. Some quick background: Te’o was a Heisman Trophy finalist who led Notre Dame to an undefeated regular season. On September 12, news broke that his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, passed away from leukemia. The story became national news three days later after Te’o starred in an Irish victory and said Kekua encouraged him to play. Kekua’s funeral took place on September 22, with Te’o not in attendance and with the above message displayed across television screens, supposedly proving that this was in accordance with his late girlfriend’s wishes. But now Deadspin has come out with an elaborate article that alleges there is no record anywhere of Kekua’s death: no obituary, no funeral announcement, no mention in the Stanford student newspaper. Moreover, there is no record of her life . University records do not show anyone named Lennay Kekua enrolled at Stanford; there is no record of her birth and, in perhaps the most confusing and troubling report, the photo above is reportedly NOT of Kekua. Deadspin claims it got in touch with a woman from Torrance, California who, upon being shown the image, replied over the phone: “That is a picture of me from my Facebook account.” The article goes on to explain why Te’o likely played a role in this hoax. Deadspin says it has reached out to the athlete for comment, but is yet to get in touch with him. It’s certainly one of the more unusual stories we’ve come across in recent memory, considering the elaborate conspiracy that would be at work here by one of college football’s most respected players… if it is proven to be true, of course. We’ll update this post as more news breaks.

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Holy Sith! Zack Snyder Planning ‘Seven Samurai’-Inspired ‘Star Wars’ Film? (UPDATE)

UPDATE : Whoops, never mind. In a statement to The Hollywood Reporter , Snyder’s rep has flatly denied the report. “While he is super flattered because he is a huge fan,” the statement says, “Zack is not involved in any way with the new  Star Wars . He is currently in post on his two films,  Man of Steel  and  300: Battle of Artemisia .” Looks like the Internet got played by a fun-having rumor monger. I look forward to seeing if there’s any kernel of truth to anything else in the report. Original story continues below… *** In case you were wondering, you can rest easy in the knowledge that Disney has absolutely no intention of treating the Star Wars franchise like a finite resource. Instead, they plan to mine it like spice from the cruelest mines of Kessel, and the proof is the possibility of a Kurosawa-inspired film set in the galaxy far, far away, brought to you by Zack Snyder , the man currently tasked with finally bringing a post-Christopher Reeve Superman to theaters. Vulture has brought us news of a rumor blowing up like the Death Star that 300 , Watchmen and Man of Steel director Snyder is developing a new stand-alone Star Wars film based on Akira Kurosawa’s The Seven Samurai that would exist, almost certainly, separate from the planned Episodes 7, 8 and 9. The plot would replace feudal Japanese swordslingers with lightsaber wielding Jedi. And since the original Star Wars was heavily based on Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress , it would allow us to declare — and you knew this was coming — that the circle is now complete. The setting is unclear, but Vulture ‘s source claims it would take place after the events of Return of the Jedi . As we know, Episodes 7, 8 and 9 are also going to take place long after Jedi . How awesome does that sound? My mouth already waters at the notion of a live action Star Wars TV show set in the aftermath of the rebellion against the Empire. This makes me positively drool. That said, I’d prefer there just be Seven Samurai … IN SPAAAACE, without having to graft the Star Wars brand name onto it. But since Roger Corman already covered that with his schlocky B-movie classic Battle Beyond The Stars , I’ll take what I can get. Especially since it’ll be awesome exploring the idea of Jedi Ronin in the post-Empire galaxy. Bring it, and may the force be with us. And maybe next, we can get the Star Wars version of Zatoichi . Please, please hire Ian Holm for that. [via Vulture ]

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