Psy’s mega-viral hit “Gangnam Style.” Bill Nye the Science Guy’s theme song. It was only a matter of time until the Internet mashed up these two classics … Bill Nye Gangnam Style Mashup Who knew the “Bill Nye the Science Guy” (or should we say Psy-ence Guy?) refrain meshed perfectly with Psy’s refrain “Oppa Gangnam Style ,” with Nye’s head on Psy’s body? The world wide web, apparently. Nicely played, information superhighway. Other fun GS parodies of late: Britney Spears, Rampage Jackson and this awesome mother-son-duo .
Nothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models who were destned to work the check out at Wal Mart or the diner in their ghetto trailer park they are from or more likely the fucking stripper….but instead UK Big Brother made her tits famous….tits she shows off for money…but that in her whore mind is not the same as stripping….since she doesn’t let random men touch her for 10 dollars a song…she instead gets in magazines….and uses her tits for good..like to give people something to jerk off to…and in this internet filled with sluts, free porn and tons of things to jerk off to…that’s pretty fucking noble and honorable of her…. She’s kinda fat, but I guess that comes with the huge titty territory…and that doesn’t stop you…so here’s her promo video for her Calendar that I’m not getting paid to post but that I should be cuz it’s branded harder than my dick is with herpes scars….
This H&M shoot of Saskia de Brauw is amazing. It’s almost pornographic….. Saskia de Bauw is should be my girlfriend…I would tkae her to all the magcal plaes…. I don’t care what they are selling….cuz what matters is that they are giving fucking boners away for free… Saskia I love you as much as I love fake fitness…
I don’t know if Lady Gaga has lost her shit in trying to figure out how to shock and impress people more than she already has…you see cuz she’s ugly as fuck and didn’t deserve any of the fame she got…and now that she’s peaked she’s trying to hold on…cuz these idiots get too much money and forget that is what is important…and that they can retire cuz they won a lottery…but they hate losing popularity more than anything….so they do what they can to crash and burn….So she’s turned to getting naked on the internet hoping to get clicks….with her busted face….but great ass that I’ve grabbed before she was famous and can say is a great fucking ass…because even ugly girls can have at least one decent feature…. [Gallery]
The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV…. Boom.
Before today, I did not know who Zoe Kazan was…and after today…I still don’t care who Zoe Kazan is…but at least I had a brief moment where I was touched by her nipple pasties filming a nude scene in canada to look her up….only to find out the obvious…that she is an LA rich kid with parents and grand parents who worked in the industry….writing movies….leading to such great opportunities for her that allow her to be semi naked filming movies of her own that she wrote and got funding for…perpetuating the same talent pool in an industry that’s about as deep as I can get my dick in a pussy…which is not very deep at all….and the proof of how authentic she is comes in what she wears to the nude scene she wrote for herself…what a fucking spoiled brat lie….but I don’t mind nepotism – use what you have available even if you’re not that good and I’m sure she’s a nice girl….it’s not her fault she was raised in this…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Apparently Kanye West has dropped a sex tape… according to radaronline and is shopping it around because if there is one thing and one thing only that he can learn from his girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SEX TAPE , is that Opened many doors….or maybe he just can’t have her have something he doesn’t have….especially considering she’s pushing a billion dollar brand all thanks to a sex tape…making Kanye’s genius business savvy say “i should do that too”…cuz as much as he produces hits, he’s hanging on and plotting how to stay on top hard…. Apparently the girl in the video looks like Kim Kardashian cuz Kim Kardashian is done with sex tapes…even though
Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is seeking to divert attention from a certain viral video that leaked this week by directing your attention to … another viral video that leaked this week. Give it up for the Internet! In damage control mode after a video from a private May 2012 fundraiser showed Romney saying 47 percent of voters are entitled and dependent on government handouts, Mitt pointed to a 1998 clip of President Obama saying he believes in redistribution .
All I am thinking when watching this bikini video of Sofia Vergara Pepsi back in 1990 when she was 17 is not how hot she was as jailbait, but that she was jailbait in 1990….that’s a fucking lifetime ago….a lifetime that has brought her fame and fortune and some Emmy’s and has brought me pretty much nothing but some STDs and horrible memories, sure…but still a fucking lifetime ago…. I dont even remember 1990 and most girls I have sex with were born in 1990…..making this Sofia Vergara character seriously fucking old….not to mention…I guess she was a late bloomer, or maybe just rockin’ awesome South American discount implants cuz her tits at 17 are not thee tits she has today… I have no idea why this is hitting the internet today, it’s been on Youtube since 2010 and I am sure I’ve even posted it before , but whatever, I go along with the trends cuz I am a follower….. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
