I love that any hot chick can now post pictures of herself on the internet with minimal effort thanks to the magic of Twitter . Here’s Arianny Celeste posing by the pool in a great little bikini shot. Just the right camera angle, the lighting is good and the cleavage is even better. She should do this more often. Throw in a few cocktails and The Tuna resting my head on that cute little booty, and these would be perfect.
It just wouldn’t be a good start to the week without a few shots of Twitter model Aubrey O’Day flashing her butt and silly looking dog to the world over the internet. They’re not the greatest pictures, she’s obviously discovered Instagram , but she’s wearing a thong and that’s pretty much all the incentive I need to post shots of her. Enjoy.
You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Cher is not dead. Not even a little bit. The music legend, 65, became the latest notable name to fall victim to an Internet death hoax when “RIP Cher” became a Twitter trend late Thursday night . The rumor apparently started when a user by the name @Lorraine_Star created a BS tweet that was made to look like a retweet from CNN’s real account. Plenty of regular people and idiot stars alike bought it. The message, likely concocted just so people will buy it, read: “RT @CNN: American recording artist Cher dies at 65 years old. Found dead in Malibu home.” “Did I just hear Cher has passed away? Is this real? OMG,” Kim Kardashian tweeted, never one to sit back and not insert herself into anything trending. Terrible matchmaker Patti Stanger of Millionaire Matchmaker fame was also quick to weigh in: “Is this for real? I don’t see it anywhere. Can’t be!” Kim Kardashian is never one to refrain from Tweeting. Or use spellcheck . While it’s true that Cher hasn’t been active on her Twitter since January 22, her good friend, jewelry designer Loree Rodkin, set the record straight: “Whoever started that stupid rumor needs to have their face dragged across concrete. It’s a hoax. She’s fine. She’s so NOT dead. She’s just a busy girl.” Here’s welcoming Cher – along with recent death hoax survivors Jackie Chan, Justin Bieber, Will Smith, Jim Carrey and Jon Bon Jovi – back from the fake dead!
I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate… I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch…. Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk… Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….
It seems that the Liberal Party has caught out Federal Infrastructure Minister Anthony Albanese of ripping off lines from a Michael Douglas movie in a recent address to the National Press Club in what serves as another example of how the internet will always find you out. A video uploaded to YouTube by LiberalPartyTV shows Albanese talking about the challenges Australia is facing, and using the answer… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : ZDNet Discovery Date : 25/01/2012 05:59 Number of articles : 2
Comedy Central stars share their silly slacker laughs with MTV News. By Rya Backer Cast of “Workaholics” Photo: MTV News There’s no normal way go on a date with four men simultaneously. That goes without saying. So, imagine going out with four guys who make a living rapping about what it’s like to be a wizard (while in equally mystical costumes, natch) and have popularized an observational comedy game called “poop dollar.” This is how I spent one recent afternoon at the Greenwich Village Country Club playing mini-golf with the cast of “Workaholics” for the most-recent edition of First Date. On the show, three men (Anders Holm, Blake Anderson and Adam DeVine, playing Anders Holmvik, Blake Henderson and Adam DeMamp , respectively) spend their days at a middle-management gig at a telemarketing company. During their downtime, they get really wasted and go on incredible, hilarious adventures, sometimes with their friend, Karl Hevacheck (played by … wait for it … Kyle Newacheck), where things get weird — but rest assured, everything just happens to be OK in the end. The way they were discovered almost echoes the optimistic slacker vibe the show lends: “I met Kyle and Blake at community college. Improv class, day one … met ‘Ders at the Second City,” DeVine explained about the origins of their very real-life friendship. “And then we started making Internet comedy videos, and Comedy Central was like, ‘We like how you guys aren’t popular, but you have a voice, have a take,’ and gave us a show.” The franchise has long been centered on new music acts, but since the show’s premiere, a small sect of us at MTV News have taken it upon ourselves to spread its decidedly sophomoric gospel. The “Workaholics” brand of humor extends far beyond their show, as they attempted to out-funny each other’s answers to the Date questions. In regard to what a typical first date for them is like, DeVine bluntly replied, “For me, personally, just hard-core sex from the get-go … smashin’, beatin’-it-up sex.” His co-star Anderson (who recently got into a pretty unfunny fall) retorted with a first-date plan that’s too hot to write here — just know that his statement wrapped with, “I’m constantly stimulated.” And for those two-odd hours we shared on the course, it’s safe to say we all were. Related Videos MTV News First Date
One last time fo’ that a$$ Last week, we brought you part 2 and 3 of our bangin’ adult movie stars, today we conclude our journey down the ho hall of fame in search of at least ONE “wife-able” candidate out of these johnson-swallowing, backshot-bangers. Since you’re on the internet, you’re probably well aware of the world of adult movies. And you’re familiar with these lovely ladies. Whether you think adult film stars are dirty or just ladies that want to get it in for a living, take a look at these cakes and tell us if you’d see yourself out wifing one of these ladies. And women, if your homie introduced one of these women as his girlfriend, what would you say? Take a peek!
Filed under: News , Video YouTube.com Another diabolical video from Odd Future offshoot the Internet has surfaced. The dark and twisted ‘Fastlane’ features holdups, handguns and, sigh, even murder as sound engineer and producer Syd tha Kid takes center stage. This wild ride follows up ‘Cocaine,’ the first video from the outfit’s ‘Purple Naked Ladies’ debut. Enjoy the soothing, downtempo sounds as… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Spinner.com Discovery Date : 20/01/2012 08:13 Number of articles : 2
Mother Monster’s nonprofit will promote youth empowerment and equality. By John Mitchell Lady Gaga Photo: India Today Group/Getty Images Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation will launch February 29 with a fete at Harvard University, the singer and her mother and co-founder, Cynthia Germanotta, announced in a statement on Thursday (January 19). BTWF was created to promote youth empowerment and equality by encouraging self-confidence and well-being and bringing bullying to an end. Joining the pop star at Sanders Theatre will be her partners in the endeavor: Harvard’s Berkman Center for Internet and Society, the MacArthur Foundation and the California Endowment. Gaga has long been a staunch supporter of anti-bullying legislation, reportedly meeting with President Obama to discuss the topic in September and visiting the White House in early December to discuss the issue with administration officials. She dedicated her performance of “Hair” at the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas to Jamey Rodemeyer , a 14-year-old fan who took his own life after years of anti-gay harassment. And last year, Gaga topped DoSomething.org’s list of the most charitable celebrities, in part for her work on behalf of gay rights causes. “My daughter’s foundation was born out of her passion to create a better world where people are kinder and nicer to one another and are accepted for who they are, regardless of how different they may be,” Germanotta said. “She has experienced many of the struggles that our youth encounter today, and identifies with the lasting effects they can have without proper support. Together, we look forward to creating a new movement that will engage and empower youth and accept them as valuable members of our society.” The Mother Monster’s commitment to the gay community was again recognized Thursday (January 19) with a nomination for Outstanding Music Artist at the GLAAD Media Awards .The awards recognize fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the LGBT community across all media. In December, the diva was recognized with the Hero Award by the Trevor Project, a nonprofit organization that offers suicide-prevention services to LGBT youth. During her acceptance speech at Trevor Project Live , Gaga touched on her wishes to someday make bullying a hate crime. “I hope that we can acknowledge all together that where this needs to begin is in the schools,” Gaga said. “I want my fans and people all over the world to know that there’s always somebody that’s listening. But I want them to know they’re listening before it gets too late.” Related Videos MTV First: Lady Gaga Related Artists Lady Gaga
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