I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards… Here’s the bikini
I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…
Melanie Iglesias proves that if you are a girl and you’re not fat…all you have to do is exploit yourself on a moderate level by being willing to get half naked on the internet and dance around for various themes, whether Halloween or Christmas, and 300,000 dudes will watch the shit…It takes no creativity, skill or pretty much anything but a decent body and bitch becomes internet famous….It’s almost a joke…but not as much of a joke as knowing hot girls who aren’t rich cuz they have morals and values and don’t realize this is like being on the beach filled with thousands of perverts…. Either way, she introduced some friends, danced around, I couldn’t jerk off to it, but I appreciate her hustle that is hardly a hustle…strippers who pretend are hardworking are hilarious, but so are nobodies who don’t get fully naked who get internet fame….easy. I don’t even know what a flipbook is….but watch it anyway…Tis the fucking season…
Leave it to a supermodel like Marisa Miller to help cure yet another of my many holiday hangovers. Here are some pictures of her rocking a few nice little bikinis for Women’s Health magazine, causing the blood to rush away from my throbbing headache to a much more enjoyable area of my anatomy. Wink. Four out of five doctors recommend this hottie. Enjoy.
As you no doubt already know, busty British hottie Amy Childs and I have been getting to know one another over the last few month with her having her picture taken with her massive breasts hanging out of various little tops and me well, touching myself inappropriately. I get to know a lot of women this way. Here she is at some event over in London looking like one of those classy escort you see on the internet. Hot.
Reality tv has completely changed our culture. We tune in every week to see what drama some housewife or sports/music groupie will bring. Some of those stars looked beyond their 15 minutes of fame, dreamt big and capitalized on branding themselves. Check out our list of the top five reality show women in business that managed to turn their reality fame into real fortune. An EXCLUSIVE With “Love & Hip-Hop’s” Yandy Smith 1. Kim Kardashian Kim is the epitome of cashing in on reality TV show fame. Not only did Kim K put herself on, but her entire family as well. Since her sex tape with R&B singer Ray J, she’s kicked off her sisters’ spin-off shows and has had all kinds of ventures going on. She owns Dash, a clothing boutique with her sisters, launched workout DVDs , an eponymous fragrance line , the ShoeDazzle website, a makeup line , created a clothing line for Bebe and nabbed Quick Trim and PerfectSkin product endorsements. 2. Bethenny Frankel First staring on Real Housewives of New York , Bethenny quickly became a breakout star and received her own spinoffs– Bethenny Gets Married and Bethenny Ever After. That’s not where her prosperity stops. This reality star-turned-mogul has earned lucrative endorsement deals (Pampers, Bluefly, Hanes), a successful publishing franchise, a Body by Bethenny workout DVD, Skinnygirl extensions (including a shapewear line, a diet cleanse and weight-loss supplement), speaking engagements, a stint on ABC’s Skating With the Stars and, of course, that epic liquor deal with Fortune Brands’ Beam Global that scored her a reported $120 million. Clearly, reality TV agrees with Frankel. 3. Kandi Burruss Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss was famous before she joined the cast. She gained her fame from being in the R&B singing group Xscape, as well as a songwriter and producer. Kandi has written hits for TLC, Destiny’s Child, Pink, Usher, Alicia Keys and Mariah Carey to name drop a bit. Since being added to the Housewives cast, she’s expanded her brand to include Kandi Koated Nights – her internet sex and relationship show – as well as her sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi. Bravo’s even greenlit Kandi’s own reality show, Kandi Factory. 4. Nicole “ Snooki” Polizzi Snooki took the world by storm when Jersey Shore debuted in 2009. She became the biggest star from the series and used that stardom to launch her own fuzzy slippers , sunglasses , nail polish line , perfume , jewelry and she’s also a New York Times bestseller with her books A Shore Thing and Confessions of a Guidette. Snooki also gets paid over $30,000 for her speaking engagements, over $20,000 for her club appearances and not to mention her salary from Jersey Shore ranged from $30,000-$100,000 per episode. Can we say cha-ching?! 5. Shaunie O’Neal Shaunie was an entertainment correspondent for The Insider and Access Hollywood . Since her liberation from her ex-husband, Shaquille O’Neal, Shaunie’s been upgrading her career on her own merits. She’s the producer and cast member of Vh1′s hit reality show Basketball Wives , she also produces Football Wives –which helped to spawn her production company, Amirah, Inc. Shaunie’s looking into expanding her brand into more shows, movies, shoes and books. One of the biggest differences about Shaunie is that she uses her powers for good as well. She focuses on philanthropy through her REAL Models Foundation–a fundraising entity that focuses on displaced homeless women and children, and she recently became involved with the Hope Gardens Family Center, a part of the Union Rescue Mission in Los Angeles. Barbara Walters Keeps It Real With The Kardashians: “You Don’t Have Any Talent” Yandy Dishes On Chrissy Beef, Managing Kimbella & Her Jewelry Line
It’s that time of year again. Ben Flajnik is gearing up to dole out the roses beginning January 2, and like clockwork, The Bachelor spoilers are already swirling. Get ready for another wild season of skinny dipping, cat fighting, cursing (more than usual in that area) and people coming on the show for the wrong reasons. Pour the wine (a California varietal, if you please) and grab the tissues, because this is going to be the most intense, talked-about season of The Bachelor EVER! No fewer than 25 women are waiting to throw themselves at Ben, but who will advance to the coveted hometown dates, and who is he engaged to at the end? Thanks to Reality Steve , Bachelor soothsayer extraordinaire, a man who comes through even in the face of potential litigation, we can likely these questions. Ready to learn the identities (with photos!) of the alleged final four women this season, as well as the winner of Ben Flajnik’s heart and a Neil Lane ring? Follow the jump for The Bachelor spoilers galore … Nicky Sterling: A divorced dental hygienist “who likes to drink Coors Light and get her party on,” she brings Ben back to her hometown of Hurst, Texas. Lindzi Cox: A native of Ocala, Fla., she makes quite a first impression on Ben. Like Puss in Boots and the Old Spice Guy, she’s on a horse! First impression rose? Hers. Courtney Robertson: The Scottsdale, Ariz., product is an international model with pictures all over the Internet, and even has a national ad for Caesar’s Palace on TV. In addition, Court is reportedly disliked by the others in the house from the get-go, swears like a sailor and went skinny dipping with Ben in Puerto Rico. Hot stuff! Kacie Boguskie: Got to show off her baton twirling skills when she had the first date of the season in Sonoma, then took Ben home to beautiful Clarksville, Tenn. Sadly for Kacie, she gets bounced after the hometown dates. Rough. The final three – Nicky, Lindzi, and Courtney – jet off to Switzerland for overnight dates. The trip to Europe is depicted, along with much more, in this preview: The Bachelor 2012 Preview Nicky is eliminated after the overnights, leaving Lindzi and Courtney. The final rose ceremony took place Wednesday, November 16 at a Swiss mountain location so remote, both girls arrived at the rose ceremony via helicopter. So with Lindzi Cox and Courtney Robertson to choose from, Ben Flajnik had his pick of polar opposites … and naturally chose the often-controversial model. Yes, Ben Flajnik is engaged to Courtney Robertson. As of right now. Will it last? That remains to be seen, although we don’t have to tell you about this franchise’s abysmal track record. Congratulations in any case, you kids! Some other highlights of the coming season, according to Steve: Shawntel (‘memba her?) returns for one night only! Casey Shteamer, one of the contestants, had a boyfriend back home in Michael Patak, who was reportedly not pleased about her going on the show. What resulted from this is unclear, but there are rumors that producers found out. Samantha Leavy, Miss Pacific Palisades 2011, fell for married producer Bennett Graebner. Nothing happened during filming, but she fell for him, asked off the program, was talked into staying, and later eliminated in Utah. That’s it for now! We’ll update this page as more info becomes available throughout the season, and/or if anything changes. Check back with us early and often. What do you think of The Bachelor spoilers above? Discuss!
In this week’s Hobnobbing, we examine Lionsgate’s latest attention-grabbing campaign. By Amy Wilkinson Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth in “Hunger Games” Photo: Lions Gate One-hundred days can seem like a pittance when, say, it’s the first week of September and you’ve pleasantly (and too quickly) whiled away three months’ worth of summer vacation. But 100 days can feel like an eternity when it’s all that’s standing between a fan and a highly anticipated film debut. Such is the case for the big-screen adaptation of ” The Hunger Games ,” which hits theater March 23, 2012 — exactly 100 days from today. To sate fans’ appetites and capitalize on a milestone date, Lionsgate launched a viral campaign called #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt. The online scavenger scramble recruited 100 different websites (including MTV ) to host a piece of a puzzle and tweet a relevant link. Once solved, the puzzle would reveal the newest poster for the film starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth. In keeping with the film’s Twitter-heavy rollout, intrigued fans took to the social-networking site to chat about the project. @mayachelsie wrote, “This #HungerGames100 is making me too excited. Oh gosh. I think I’m gonna throw up… 100 DAYS TILL THE HUNGER GAMES!” Similarly, @KarimaHessen enthused, “#HungerGames100 This is going to be the longest 100 days of my liiiiiife!!” Though many fans were excited by the film’s impending debut and the campaign itself, the prospect of hunting down 100 individual pieces was daunting for many. @16princessful mused, “I am not gonna even try to find all 100 pieces cuz I don’t even know where to start lol. #HungerGames100.” @mollsabeth chimed in, “If I didn’t have a job, I would absolutely be trying to solve the #HungerGames100 puzzle.” Whether you joined the hunt or waited for a more industrious (not to mention patient) fan to solve the puzzle, it’s hard to deny Lionsgate caught the Internet’s attention, with many high-profile sites participating (in addition to MTV, Entertainment Weekly, E! Online and People all played ball) and the campaign, at times, trending on Twitter. This isn’t the first time Lionsgate has utilized the power of the interwebs. Back in October, MTV and a handful of other sites participated in a concerted rollout of the film’s character posters ( hello, Peeta! ), and, of course, Twitter went into a tizzy for the film’s first teaser and trailer debuts. Though we can only speculate as to what viral treasures await in 2012, we want to know what you think of these types of campaigns. Quirky and cool? Or too much work? Sound off in the comments below and tweet me @amymwilk with your thoughts and suggestions for future columns! Check out everything we’ve got on “The Hunger Games.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Photos ‘Hunger Games’ Character Posters ‘Hunger Games’ District Seals The Hunger Games
Make: Live’s holiday episode features some fun project ideas for this festive time of year! See a skirt light up when you dance, a brass rocking horse ornament,and connect your Christmas decorations to the internet. Above, Ben Light demonstrates his technique for these mini paper stars , which fit onto your Christmas lights to create a strand of festive glowing stars. Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : MAKE: Blog Discovery Date : 15/12/2011 19:02 Number of articles : 3
Critics have been raving over Rooney Mara ‘s transformation into goth girl Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo , and it appears that notoriously OCD director David Fincher did think of every last detail. No, really, every last detail : “There was a lot of discussion that went into my merkin for the movie, because I was naked quite a lot,” Rooney says in a new interview with Metro . “And I don’t think a lot of people will notice all of the attention that went into that. But there was a lot of discussions around that.” See, in the book Lisbeth dies her hair black, but her natural color is strawberry blonde, so “We had a special merkin made that was, you know, strawberry-blonde so that it would fit, ” Rooney says. A key detail of Lisbeth’s character are her tattoos and piercings, including one in her nipple that caused quite a ruckus when it was featured on a teaser poster for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (left). While the tattoos are fake, Rooney did go under the gun to get real piercings for the film: “I thought, ‘She has it in the book, and she should have it [in the movie],'” she tells Allure about her new hardware. “Because of all the tattoos and the makeup and the piercings, and the physical transformations my body has to go through, it would always feel sort of like I was in costume, even if I was naked. It just felt like a good one to get — a necessary one to get.” The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo opens in theaters December 20 , but you can catch up with star Rooney Mara right here at MrSkin.com!
