It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..
I love it, I haven’t seen my ex-internet girlfriend Heather Graham in what feels like years, and she comes back looking like this? Amazing! I want to fall right back into our old ways where she completely ignores me and I play with myself to pictures of her on the internet. Good times. She’s still looking pretty damn good, she’s got to be up there in age, but I’d still hit it. Obviously by hit it I mean that play with myself thing I mentioned earlier. Hot! View full gallery here
The Virgin Diaries premieres this Sunday night on TLC, as that network hopes viewers are excited to follow the lives of folks who, later in life, have still not gone all the way. In the following promo for the new series, we see a few individuals touch upon what this experience is like, as well as a just-married couple that shares its first kiss… ever. Watch the groom devour his bride’s face now: The Virgin Diaries Promo With folks around the Internet making fun of the smooch,
We’re anxious to see what Priscilla Grim has to say about this… In a podcast recorded in October, but first making its way around the Internet now, Adam Carolla lays into the Occupy Wall Street movement. “We are now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy, my-own-fecal-matter-doesn’t-stink, empowered… everybody’s a winner, there are no losers – we are dealing with the first wave of those f*-cking a–holes,” Carolla says of those who have rallied against income inequality in America over the last couple months. “They haven’t been prepared for life.” Adam Carolla Goes Off on Occupy Wall Street Carolla believes most of the protestors are full of “envy and shame” because they can’t get a job, adding: “It used to be, back in the day, father’d be walking his son down the sidewalk and you’d see a guy go by in a Rolls Royce and the father would say, ‘There goes Mr. Jenkins. Look up to him. That guy works hard. That guy built a company… “But what do we do now? Now it’s like, ‘Oh! Look at him. Does he need that car? Why does he need that car? I’m driving a f-ckin Chevette. Why does he get to drive that f-ckin car? Let’s go and throw a f-ckin rock at it.’ That’s not going to help you get out of the Chevette, douche. Get the f-ck to work.” Conversely, Miley released a video last month that gave props to those behind the cause. Where do you stand on Occupy Wall Street?
The U.S. economy is effed up, so messed up that business owners are making signs like these: A Georgia businessman has an ultimatum for America: Fire President Obama, or he will not hire any more workers. Bill Looman, owner of U.S. Cranes LLC, said he is fed up with the bad economy and D.C. politicians who do nothing to solve the problem. So until there is a change of leadership, his company trucks will bear the message: “New Company Policy: We Are Not Hiring Until Obama Is Gone.” “The message that I tried to put in there is that I cannot afford it,” Looman told ABC News. “I just cannot afford to hire anybody right now.” Looman, whose company operates cranes at construction sites, said he has had to lay off three of his nine employees because of the bad economy. He said overregulation and the cost of complying with federal mandates has caused many of his customers to shut their doors. “The buck stops [at Obama],” he said. “He is the leader of this nation and he needs to assume that postion and understand it is his fault, ultimately.” Although the signs went up about six months ago, photos of the “new company policy” went viral on the internet Monday, WXIA-TV first reported. “I didn’t intend for it to get to this level,” Looman said. “Maybe it will put a new perspective on what’s happening out here to middle America.” The reaction – partially positive but mostly negative – was so overwhelming that Looman said he had to temporarily shut down his website and disconnect his phone lines. “Verbally there were a lot of threats,” he said. ”People were running my technicians off the road. They were focused on trying to make that message something more than it was.” “To all my liberal friends … thank you for the two new customers that came on board today because you idiots are attacking me,” Looman wrote. “One new customer states … ’You got nerve, so you got my business.’ I may have to hire after all.” While the barrage of criticism did not hit until this week, the backlash began shortly after the photos were first posted. Looman said he got an unexpected visit from the Secret Service after someone reported to the FBI that he was a possible threat to national security. “They gave me the typical interview to see if I was a threat,” Looman said. “We actually had a good meeting and when they left, they were under the impression that they wasted their time.” With unemployment still stuck at around 9 percent, where it has been for more than two years, U.S. Crane LLC is not the only business that feels the drag of a sluggishly recovering economy. The GDP grew a mere 2 percent over the past quarter, even less than the 2.5 percent growth than the Bureau of Economic Analysis had originally estimated. Thoughts on this man’s gesture?? Out of pocket or right on point?? Source
“Believe in your own power, you must.” Words of wisdom from Star Wars guru Yoda have finally found their true purpose: Instructing a nation of instant noodle-eaters to activate their inborn power… to boil water! Seriously. You thought Vader’s ” Nooooo! ” was blasphemous? Where’s your god now, nerds?
Last week, you and I watched the first trailer for Tarsem Singh’s Mirror, Mirror in slack-jawed horror. (After all, aren’t Snow White adaptations supposed to be about the titular princess and not Julia Roberts’s aging concerns, Bollywood dance numbers and Armie Hammer’s impression of a dog?) Surprisingly though, not all of the Internet’s feedback was negative. A few brave souls commented on the Relativity trailer enthusiastically — and now MovieMavericks.com is claiming that some of those suspicious thumbs-up reviews came from the same source.
I’m so glad that supermodel Irina Shayk has come into my life via the internet, she’s really made things a whole lot better for me. Bath time is awesome now. Here she at some fashion awards the other night showing us all once again just how much we hate Christiano Ronaldo. Who cares if the guy can score goals, big deal, I have to resize and upload pictures of hotties every single day. Anyhow, Irina’s perfect tanned cleavage has made me forget all of that. Enjoy.
Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.
With the rumor that Busta Rhymes is signing with record label Young Money Cash Money, the internet has been buzzing on whether or not they think this deal is a good one. However, this isn’t the first confusing and attention grabbing Hip-Hop record deal as of late. 2011 was a strange year for Hip-Hop signings, and reminded us that sometimes a label will spend millions of dollars on a rapper who doesn’t even have an album or mixtape… Continue