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A Call for a Moratorium on Cranky Old Writers Complaining about the Internet

Writing on the internet is not committed to paper nor subjected to the same bureaucratic intercession of minders charged with protecting institutional reputations. For loathsome New Republic Leon Wieseltier , this makes the web suspect and newfangled and just annoying. While Wieseltier’s interminable indictment of Andrew Sullivan on charges of anti-Semitism may have seemed like an unhinged shriek of tribal defense, he’s really just another old guy complaining about the internet. Wieseltier’s attack on Sullivan earlier this month was couched in scolding moral terms as a rebuke against what he regards (unreasonably and stupidly) as Sullivan’s sloppy descent into anti-Semitic tropes. But the subtext was clear: What bothers Wieseltier so much about Sullivan’s views on Israel isn’t so much what he says as the way he says it: He is the master, and the prisoner, of the technology of sickly obsession: blogging–-and the divine right of bloggers to exempt themselves from the interrogations of editors–-is also a method of hounding. Sullivan doesn’t “dive deep into the substance of anything,” Wieseltier says, because he’s too busy “cursing and linking.” His rapid-fire posts and prodigious output—”ejaculations,” as Wieseltier puts it—are not so much arguments as “bar-room retorts; moody explosions of verbal violence; more invective from another American crank.” In other words, he writes a blog. When Sullivan countered that, to the extent that whatever excesses he’s guilty of were in part a function of the fact that he produces a continuous recording his unmediated reactions and thoughts and frames of mind, Wieseltier scoffed: Compose yourself, man, and think. For a deeply felt opinion may be false, and even pernicious. In intellectual life, volatility has no authority, and spontaneity is not a virtue, and neither is sincerity…. And when Sullivan boasts about his Proteanism—one of the reasons I dislike blogging is that it is often the perfect vindication of the postmodern glorification of the self as discontinuous and promiscuous—why should his blog be read as anything more than a psychological document, as a record of his shifts and his seasons? These aren’t accusations of on anti-Semitism, or arguments against a view of the propriety of Israeli actions over the past decade. They’re complaints about the volatility and moodiness and spontaneity that comes with writing things down quickly, all day, for consumption over the internet. It first hit us that Wieseltier was masking a tired anti-blogging tirade with a shameless and irresponsible accusation of anti-Semitism when Philip Weiss at MondoWeiss helpfully published the preposterously pompous toast that Wieseltier delivered at the wedding of Cass Sunstein and Samantha Power in 2008 . How would Weiss have the text of a wedding toast handy? Wieseltier was so pleased with it that he e-mailed it to some friends lest they miss out on its profound lessons simply for not rating an invite: “Love is a revolution in scale, a revision of magnitudes; it is private and it is particular; its object is the specificity of this man and that woman, the distinctness of this spirit and that flesh.” Seriously. Read it . But he regaled Power and Sunnstein’s guests with this dour little note that, taken with his vicious sniffing at Sullivan, smacks of the striver trying to knock out the rungs of the ladder beneath him: We are ceaselessly in motion, spinning up and out, mentally and physically…. We deny distance and we revere speed, not least as proof that we may bend reality to our wishes and our needs; and we have taught ourselves to think swiftly, and also to feel swiftly. We are accustomed to celebrating ourselves, and to being celebrated, and what we accomplish in our various callings is often worthy of celebration. These are bad things—bloggy things—to which a lovely wedding is an antidote. Wieseltier is finished with motion and spinning and swift feeling, and he’s decided that the spinners are ruining everything and hate the Jews, to boot. His feelings on the matter were clarified on Friday when Wieseltier issued another diatribe, this time against the crime that interns, young upstarts, and unemployed nonprofessional writers are poorly paid , if at all, when they write for the internet. We are all for editorial workers getting paid for their services ( perhaps in free iPads ?), so we’re not going to argue with Wieseltier on that point. But he betrays the codger in him by going after the medium of wired and wireless text communication as the villain. Otherwise he would have written the same lament two decades ago upon learning that certain venerable magazines like the New Republic , the Washington Monthly , Harper’s Magazine , Dissent , Mother Jones , the Nation , Commentary , and all manner of literary reviews that we’re sure Wieseltier feels better about himself for reading have a lengthy history of paying below-market salaries to their editors and writers. Some are even known to employ interns without paying them anything! But since they’re institutional members of the Manhattan-D.C. print aristocracy and not part of the “cheap entropy of the web,” they escape Wieseltier’s gaze. It’s not that web sites don’t pay writers enough—it’s that they’re peopled by “brats” as he described the (paid!) writers here at Gawker, which he confessed to reading with the telling excuse, “see what insomnia can do to a man?” Our understanding of what insomnia can do to a man is that it can prevent them from sleeping and cause them to read whatever it is that they choose to read , you prick. This particular brat happens to be a 36-year-old father of a 16-month-old brat of his own. Wieseltier’s beef is literally with a suite of communications technologies, and the fact that the people who use them are young and unschooled by his lights. “Leave aside the question of the relation of blogging to writing, of posting to publishing,” he writes at one point, appearing to take seriously the idea the blogging and writing are different things, or that publication only occurs by virtue of some mystical alchemy of ink and paper. The only difference between the Wieseltier-approved forms of communication and the lowly digital variants are cultural. “Blogging” is done quickly by brats, “writing” is done in garrets or university libraries by people Wieseltier has heard of. “Posting” is a vulgar and lonely thing done by means of a button, “publishing” is a grand process paid for by publications Wieseltier reads. The former is a seedy affair to which virtually anyone has access; the latter is a privilege granted to those who’ve navigated a decades-old professional maze to Wieseltier’s satisfaction. It’s fine to hate Andrew Sullivan, or Gawker, or all manner of bloggers. We do! But it’s deeply reactionary to reflexively and arrogantly sneer at anyone who publishes things online simply because they publish things online. Wieseltier’s wordy war on “blogging” is as stupid and empty as the 18th century worry that reading novels—not certain novels, just novels — corrupted the morals of young women . Some writing published online is useful, and some isn’t. But all of it is fast and scary and cheap and ejaculatory to Wieseltier, because it doesn’t conform to the rules that he’s become comfortable with. And because it’s not long enough: Brevity may be the soul of wit, or lingerie, or texting, or quail eggs, but all subjects are not the same. Efficiency of expression is in some realms a virtue and in some realms a vice. Brevity is certainly not the soul of news, if by news you mean more than information. “The point” is not always easy. There is not always a “takeaway.” Anyway, this is already an abbreviating age. The forces of concision and distillation are winning. After the death of waiting, I do not see the wisdom of preaching impatience. A culture cannot thrive upon a fear of discourse. We’re not quite sure what Wieseltier’s concern is: We’re not suffering from a shortage of long, pointless magazine articles that require patience to finish. The section of the New Republic that Wieseltier edits replenishes the supply on a biweekly basis. His real fear seems to be that no one likes to real long pointless things anymore, notably the long pointless things that he writes—though he’s recently learned that long, pointless, reckless allegations of Jew-hatred certainly goose the pageviews. Anyway, the culture will not thrive without them, just as it collapsed after the use of the telegraph became routine. Here’s an Atlantic Monthly writer anticipating Wieseltier’s whinging 119 years ago : The frantic haste with which we bolt everything we take, seconded by the eager wish of the journalist not to be a day behind his competitor, abolishes deliberation from judgment and sound digestion from our mental constitutions. We have no time to go below surfaces, and as a general thing no disposition. New Yorker writer George Packer’s arguments against Twitter —which were “published” rather than “posted” on the New Yorker ‘s web site, we gather—are similarly anachronistic. While Packer was simply speaking for himself when he likened Twitter to crack, rather than pronouncing on the bankruptcy of a whole means of communicating with an audience, his irrational fear of what reading people’s thoughts via Twitter will do to his mind comes from fear and a reflexive unwillingness to understand what he’s talking about rather than curiosity. Packer quotes David Carr’s Twitter love in the New York Times —”There is always something more interesting on Twitter than whatever you happen to be working on”—adding, “This last is what really worries me.” You’re worried that you might learn about interesting things? And your job is to tell other people interesting stories? If Packer bothered to hit the pipe for an hour or so he would have quickly learned that a) nothing anyone writes on Twitter is ever even remotely interesting and b) it’s a really easy way to find out about other interesting things that people are writing on the internet. While I wholeheartedly support Packer’s decision to not read the things people write on Twitter, it would be easier to understand if he had an actual reason not to that amounted to more than a generalized phobia of Blackberries and such. These things come in threes, so we’re really looking forward to director Michael Haneke’s take on the internet—he has reportedly dropped a film about “the humiliation of old age” in favor a to-be-written film about the online world . Perhaps he should combine the ideas and just option the recent works of Leon Wieseltier.

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Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t. All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean… But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him. Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

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The 10 Best Songs For President’s Day

A national holiday is a pretty good way to commemorate the nation's highest office, but a parody song is even better. Here are 10 of the best songs about US presidents that the Internet has to offer. Happy President's Day everyone! View

Dale Begg-Smith

SPORTS BUZZ : Here's a fun Olympic storyline for you: a Canadian-turned-Australian moguls skier who runs a spyware company on the side. He is reviled by basically everyone (except female fans who enjoy a bad boy in a Lamborghini), but he is worth $40 million and has two Olympic medals, so he probably doesn't care. The Best Links: Begg-Smith won the silver moguls medal (and the Australian papers are pretty mean about it). An extended article about accusations that Begg-Smith’s company distributes malware Dale on Wikipedia Dale’s NBC Olympics Page He looked pretty glum on the medal podium with his silver. Dale on Facebook The Canadians hate him (obviously). Begg-Smith’s 2006 Gold Medal win (sorry, NBC’s video player is wonky) But Mr. Begg-Smith’s sore subject would be the envy of most 25-year-olds: He’s an Internet prodigy. As a teenager in Vancouver, Mr. Begg-Smith launched high-tech businesses that earned enough money to spare him the usual hardships of striving Olympians. Mr. Begg-Smith is so rich he has never even needed corporate sponsors. The International Olympic Committee’s Web site said that Begg-Smith runs an Internet pop-up advertising company that he describes as the third largest of its kind. The IOC website also said he drives a Lamborghini in Vancouver, where he still lives part of the year. Dale Begg-Smith looks for acceptance Read

NakedSnooki.com (NSFW-ish)

Link: http://nakedsnooki.com/ Well, a naked photo of Snooki from Jersey Shore is now on the internet. [ Ed's Note : It is mostly SFW but maybe not safe for your principles. If you have those.] Read

SI Swimsuit Edition Launch Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit edition had a launch party and a whole lot of nameless girls with insane bodies who I want to fuck showed up because they are either in the magazine half naked, or they want to be, and it looked like a good place to jerk off in the corner, but unfortunately, I wasn’t invited because I am irrelevant, fueling my serious need to quit the internet and find a way to live my life on a beach….this site is totally unrewarding…and this party does a good job reminding me what I’m missing out on. Assholes. Pics via LFI

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From the Belly of the Daily Beast: The Onerous Apparatus of Tina Brown’s Website

Tina Brown , legendary magazine editor, rules over the Daily Beast just like she did her magazines: arbitrary deadlines, grueling “closings” and reams of printed proofs. Her glossy approach to the Web is, naturally, driving staff insane. There’s no question Brown has had some trouble getting over the lost glory days of magazines. After all, they are also the lost glory days of Tina Brown . The former Tatler , Vanity Fair and New Yorker editor has eulogized the posh parties she used to attend; mourned the cushy sinecures she used to secure for friends; and wondered where all that dumb publishing money she used to grub went . Brown even conceived the Beast’s content to match what she’d done in print: a mix of high and low culture and newsy and evergreen stories that would be right at home in her last print venture, Talk . When Brown launched the Beast with Barry Diller ‘s IAC in 2008, this all sounded perfectly reasonable. The Web’s a big (if not always welcoming) place, and a glossy sensibility seemed perfectly suited to filling the obvious need for a mega-site a brow or two higher – and a few notches prettier – than the messy, search-engine-optimized op-ed-and-celebrity-dreck of user-generated content that is the Huffington Post. And Brown had $18 million of Daddy Diller’s money to play with. Print media might be in the last phase of an epic implosion, but Brown can still fleece a publisher like a champ . Of course, Brown then had to actually run the damn thing. Sure, she’s got some trusted lieutenants like longtime consigliera Gabé Doppelt and executive editor Edward Felsenthal, formerly of the Wall Street Journal . In fact, we’re told the Beast hums along quite nicely in Brown’s absence, whether she’s away working on her Hillary Clinton book , going to parties or trying to get her kid into Harvard . But then there are Brown’s regular swoop-ins to disrupt all that, we’ve been told. If you’re familiar with Brown’s mode of operation at the Beast, we’d love to hear from you ( tips@gawker.com ). In the meantime, here are a few of the specific terrors we’ve heard whispered by members of the Beast diaspora : The dreaded Sunday Close : One of the inevitabilities of putting out a magazine like, say, one of Tina’s old titles, is the regular deadline crush which make for a grueling, endless night at the office as Brown rips up the book, demands rewrites, punchier quotes from sources and sparklier display copy. One of the best — and worst — parts of working on the web is that publications are always and never on deadline: the editorial assembly churns ceaselessly but there are few college term paper-like all-nighters. Brown, however, has apparently found a way to take this magical part of the magazine world and transplant it to the internet. Since Brown conceives of the Beast as something like a weekly magazine, Sunday nights are typically a marathon frenzy of to close stories which can go on well past midnight. We’re not exactly clear on why this has to happen — we’ve heard that she considers, for reasons we can’t fathom, Monday to be the most important day on the web — but apparently Sunday night is the last chance for Brown to tweak, recast or completely overhaul stories for all-important Monday. This magazine-like effort, however, does not appear to ensure magazine-like results. The Daily Beast recently had to dismiss one of its recent marquee names, Tiger Woods scoop-generator Gerald Posner, for run-of-the-mill plagiarism . Blaming the “warp speed of the net,” he says he inadvertently copy and pasted newspaper copy into his stories, something magazine fact-checkers are expected to catch. But the weekly deadline crash does have one familiar magazine-world effect: shattering staff morale. Unhappy editors and writers are often asked to track down last-minute quotes or bits of information when basically no one, except for the savviest of media whores, is available for an interview. And late nights in Diller’s shimmering Frank Gehry-designed IAC Building are particularly unpleasant in the summer when the air conditioning is turned off because, hey, who would possibly work so late on Sunday nights? But the printing press waits for no one. Or rather it would wait for no one if such a machine had anything to do with publishing the Daily Beast. Printing the book : Except, and this really is our favorite, there is one crucial role for paper and printers to play in the Daily Beast’s daily operation: Apparently, each day, someone is tasked with printing up all of the stories published that day, so that Brown might have some way of reading them, and delivering them to her by hand. And if she’s, say, visiting her old London stomping grounds? Then this sheaf would need to be faxed to wherever she’s staying, probably her fave hotel, Ian Schraeger’s Sanderson House. It would really be wonderful if someone someday invented an easier way to transmit words and images across the Atlantic. The reality show : This isn’t so much a staff horror as a bit of gossip, albeit one that betrays a bit of Brown’s lingering envy for the magazine world’s glamor. Rumor has it that test footage was shot last summer for a reality show about the Daily Beast and/or Tina Brown. It must burn Brown up that her old nemesis Anna Wintour inspired a semi-fictional Hollywood blockbuster as well as has starred in a documentary (Brown’s certainly noticed ). Heck, even magazine B-players like Andre Leon Talley and Nina Garcia have TV deals of their own these days. Know more? You know how to reach us . Shortly after the Daily Beast — named after the fake newspaper in Evelyn Waugh’s Scoop — launched in the fall of 2008 and magazines were crumbling around her, Brown started making pronouncements like “The massive apparatus of putting out a magazine is just so onerous.” She began telling anyone who would listen that she was loving working on the web and would never go back to print. It all sounded a bit forced, and the truth is probably that she’s never really wanted to abandon the perks of print. The power and privilege of being a star editor like Brown was the ability to lord over an army of underlings who could be directed hither and thither according to their master’s whim until a perfect editorial product emerged. It was demoralizing, but at least those jobs paid well. We’ve put in an inquiry with Felsenthal — email, we’re told, is not the best way to get in touch with Brown — and will update when we hear back. Images of Brown via Getty, fax pic by Abhisek Sarda

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Robert Pattinson Praises Emile de Ravin, Speaks on First Impression

His heart may still belong to Kristen Stewart , but Robert Pattinson’s words of praise are all about a different actress these days. That’s just part of the job for an actor promoting a new movie, as Pattinson stars in Remember Me , scheduled for a March 12 release. He’ll share both the screen and a few lip locks with Emilie de Ravin, who portrays his character’s love interest in the drama. Earlier this week, Robert spoke to Entertainment Tonight about the Lost star. “I was shooting the end New Moon in Italy and we were going through casting for [ Remember Me ]. The director said, ‘I think I found this girl I think you’ll find quite interesting,’ and sent me this e-mail with her audition tape. “My Internet connection was so slow that I could only get the beginning, which was her messing up for about 35 seconds. She was really funny messing up and kind of quite charismatic… I thought she was actually doing the scene and kind of just improvising with it and just making it up.” How will these two mesh on screen? Very well, based on the photo below. Will you go see Remember Me ?

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John Mayer’s Playboy Interview Causes Uproar Online

Singer talks freely — probably too freely — about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, his non-attraction to black women. By MTV News Staff John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007 Photo: Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images John Mayer has never been one to hold his tongue, whether freely tweeting his innermost thoughts or confessing his insecurities in the middle of a concert. But his latest foray into the familiar territory of speaking-his-mind-no-matter-the-consequences comes in a new interview with which has already unleashed a strong backlash online. During the lengthy chat, the 32-year rock star spoke brazenly about his relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson (calling the later “sexual napalm”), his sloppy kiss with Perez Hilton and his lack of sexual attraction to black women. “I don’t think I open myself to it,” Mayer said of dating black women. “My d— is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—–‘ David Duke c—. I’m going to start dating separately from my d—.” Such comments have already lit up the Internet with cries of racism . Yet Mayer also spoke about “why black people love me.” “Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a ‘hood pass?’ ” he told Playboy. “And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a ‘hood pass, you could call it a n—a pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a ‘hood pass if you really have a ‘hood pass? But I said, ‘I can’t really have a ‘hood pass.’ I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’ ” Mayer also delved into detail about his two most high-profile romances. When it came to dating Simpson, Mayer said he didn’t think very much about the intrusion the paparazzi would make on his existence. “It wasn’t as direct as me saying ‘I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life,’ ” he explained. “I really said, ‘I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.’ That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” During the interview, Mayer also spoke about his on-going feud with Perez Hilton and how they once kissed at a club. “I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality,” he said. “All of a sudden I thought, I can out-gay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody — almost as if I hated fags.” Perez has already hit back against Mayer, but so far the usually Twitter-happy singer has not addressed any element of the Playboy interview. What do you think of John Mayer’s comments? Let us know in the comments section below. Related Artists John Mayer

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‘Sexting In America: When Privates Go Public’ Tells One Teen’s Horror Story

Ally’s life was turned upside down after she sent a naked text to her ex; MTV News special airs Sunday at 9 p.m. ET/PT. By Gil Kaufman Photo: MTV News As soon as she saw her ex and two of his friends pointing and laughing at her, Ally knew something was wrong. What happened next was a nightmare the New Jersey teen never imagined when she texted her former boyfriend a naked photo. Ally tells her story in “Sexting in America: When Privates Go Public,” a 30-minute special airing Sunday at 9 p.m. ET/PT on MTV, in which we take a closer look at the dangers of sexting and the serious repercussions for the people who send and receive naked pictures of peers on their mobile phones and other devices. In the special, Ally walks by the spot at her school where her ex-boyfriend and his friend stood “pointing and laughing” at her, triggering the realization that the naked picture she sent him at his request had leaked out. Ally had broken up with her boyfriend during her sophomore year at Hamburg, New Jersey’s Wallkill Valley Regional High School, and a month later, he told her he would get back together with her if she sent him a naked photo. “It was one picture, and he sent it out to everybody in his address book,” the now-20-year-old told MTV News. “We were broken up, and I guess he did it to make himself seem cool. I never thought anybody else would see it. … It was an impulsive thing that I did.” Though her face was not in the photo, Ally said word about who the mystery subject was quickly raced around the school. “You wouldn’t think that something could spread that far, that fast,” said Kacie, one of Ally’s good friends. After first denying it was her to the school’s vice principal, as well as her parents, Ally finally ‘fessed up, and her devastated mom’s first reaction was that the family should leave town. Because there was no physical harm, though, the vice principal said there was nothing he could do about the incident unless other students began to threaten violence against her. Ally’s story highlights the fact that nearly 1 in 5 sext recipients (17 percent) report that they have passed the images along to someone else, with more than half saying that they just assumed others would want to see them (52 percent), followed by a desire to show off (35 percent) and boredom (26 percent). Cyber-bullying and sexting incidents have led despondent victims to suicide and serious criminal charges against those who post and forward explicit pictures. Images taken of someone under the age of 18 can constitute child pornography, according to Parry Aftab, an Internet privacy and security lawyer. “If you take a picture, you can be accused of producing child pornography. If you send it to somebody, you can be accused of distributing child pornography. And if you keep a picture, you can be accused of possessing child pornography,” Aftab explained. “Anywhere along this chain of transmission of the images, you can be charged as a registered sex offender.” Ally said after four years, she’s definitely over the incident, which she feels has made her a stronger person. “But I think I have to tell my story to other girls, because if I can help one person avoid this, I would definitely want to.” If you or someone you know is a victim of digital abuse, get help now. Experts believe education and dialogue are key to identifying and stopping the spread of digital abuse. Head to AThinLine.org to find ways you can increase national awareness about this issue and be a part of the solution. The MTV News special “Sexting in America: When Privates Go Public,” premieres Sunday, February 14, at 9 p.m. ET/PT. Related Videos ‘Sexting In America: When Privates Go Public’ Preview

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