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Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, Calle Lourdes Demar, Lesbians I know the only lesbians people care about today is the Mom from Family Ties, even though she’s lost all sex appeal she might have had, you know with being old as fuck. The deal with later-in-life lesbians is that they are tired of dealing with men, especially after 3 failed marriages and all prospects are out fucking younger pussy, and their hormones are all out of whack thanks the menopause, you know the whole transition from woman to androgynist equipped with more testosterone than any of you motherfuckers…. But I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lohan even though she’s dying, her career is dead and she had to go to some third world country to pick up the kid she used to sponsor named Calle Lourdes Demar, because she’s the only girl willing to give Lohan any love or attention even though she is ugly as fuck….and here she is with her big reveal as she introduces her new pussy to her bodyguard, which to Lohan is like introducing her to her family, because her family is too busy being self absorbed and fucked up to care…

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Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant… Pics via Bauer

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Rachel Bilson’s Sex Scene for Funny or Die of the Day

Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line….. Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants

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How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal

The internet is turning us all into nasty, vengeful monsters, according to a Wall Street Journal columnist’s trend piece . And you can become one of those monsters, by using the eye-opening tactics outlined in the article. Service-y! Columnist Elizabeth Bernstein says technology is to blame for an alarming surge in sweet, refreshing revenge, since the internet makes vengeance way too easy

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BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Will Be Ticketed

Golfer Tiger Woods will be cited for Friday’s accident .

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Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat

So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end.

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Tiger Woods seriously injured In car crash accident

Golfer Tiger Wood was seriously injured in a single car crash near his home in Isleworth, Florida, at around 2:230 am on Thursday night (November 26). MORE http://bumpshack.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-seriously-injured-in-car-crash-accid… added by: c7girl 2 comments

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Delay in online gambling ban

“The Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve are giving U.S. financial institutions an additional six months to comply with regulations designed to ban Internet gambling. The two agencies said Friday that the new rules, which were to take effect on Dec.

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Remembrance of Oprah’s Favorite Things Past

This year, Oprah’s canceling her ‘Favorite Things’ episode and will give us the gift of Barack Obama instead. As if he’s going to make 200 women fly into simultaneous orgasms . We demand to be lavished with exuberant materialism! This isn’t the first time Winfrey’s shanked her holiday audiences.

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