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Play Her Off, Lornecat!

Whoops! SNL newbie Jenny Slate dropped the f-bomb during her debut , prompting a late night flurry of speculation. Whether they kick her off or not ( let's really hope they don't ), the Internet has already given her the ultimate gift .

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Phoebe Price in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

I have no idea why Phoebe Price is invited to all these hollywood functions, or why the paparazzi know who she is, or why people write about her in tabloids and on the internet. I just know she has been in one or two things as an actor, she probably comes from a very rich Southern family and I guess is just one of those Socialites who spends her days getting ready for the red carpet events she’s addicted to, when she’s not staging photoshoots with herself in her bikini.

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Phoebe Price in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Megan Fox is The It Girl

Megan Fox has said that director Michael Bay is like Hitler and that women are in charge of men, due to the power of their vaginas . Still, she may have uttered her silliest, most ironic quote in the October issue of Nylon .

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Justine Bateman on the Lessons of ‘Shithead’-gate

Justine Bateman called to talk to us about how she called some Twitter users “human waste” and “jackass” the other day. And, in about a half an hour, the screenwriter and prolific Tumblr-er distilled some important lessons for everyone. The conversation, then, was not entirely unlike Bateman’s old show Family Ties

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Barrack’s Stimulus Package of the Day

One of the first times I ever walked into a sex shop, the first porn DVD I saw was Edward Penishands and I thought shit was genius. I was in my mid 20s and wasn’t really that well versed in porn as I spent most of my time in stripclubs or fucking drunk chicks and prostitutes when I was drunk. If I had to jerk off it’d be to music videos, national geographic and late night infomercials.

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Aubrey O’Day Cancels ‘Peepshow’ Performance After Nude Photos Hit Web

‘It made me feel insecure about my body,’ former Danity Kane singer says in online video.

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There’s No Signal!

Brought to you by fourfour , the creator of the “I'm not here to make friends” supercut (aka the best television mash-up to date), this newest supercut brings together all the moments from post-2000 horror flicks where a cellphone also acts as a plot device.

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There’s No Signal!

140 Character Limit

You would think that by the time this guy made his 400th unfortunate double entendre, he would learn to choose his words a little better.

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Dita Von Teese for Wonerbra of the Day

The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin. So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations. We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing… Pics Via Bauer

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Confused Justine Bateman Attacks ‘Human Waste’ on Tumblr

The internet continues to baffle and comically anger Justine Bateman . The Family Ties star and manic blogger is calling people “shithead” and “human waste” for spamming her Twitter homepage, unaware she’s seeing a new feature announced over a month ago. What’s especially funny about Bateman’s tantrum is that she’s lashing out at what’s supposed to be an elite A-list: People selected first by Twitter to be part of a limited testing group for a new “re-tweeting” format, and then selected again by people Bateman follows, in the form of re-posted tweets.

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