Courtesy of @BadBrisco1 Meet Brisco, The Keto Coach Breaking The Internet If you were looking for a sign to put the cookies down and start that diet, THIS IS IT. Meet Brisco, she’s a fabulous registered nurse and she transformed herself into a stunner after adapting a keto lifestyle. Now she’s inspiring men and women everywhere. The ketogenic diet (or keto diet, for short) is a low-carb, high-fat diet adapted by lots of celebrities and health conscious folks, and it seems to work FAST. Brisco says she was 299 pounds when she decided to change her lifestyle, now just a year later she’s down 130 whole pounds. Yup, only a year. She says the last time she traveled, she couldn’t even buckle her seat belt on the plane. Doesn’t she look amazing??? Hit the flip for more of Brisco’s amazing before and after photos.
Frazer Harrison/Getty Images For your viewing pleasure… Kway and Lala On Celebrity Fear Factor Two social media superstars are taking their talents to television tonight. Kway and Lala who have a total of over 5 million Instagram followers are the latest participants on MTV’s Celebrity Fear Factor. In the episode titled “Breaking The Internet” the duo’s competing with other social media superstars for a $150,000 prize donated to a charity of their choice. The Ludacris hosted show also includes influencer Tyler Oakley. Are tuning in to MTV tonight at 9:00 PM EST to see Kway and Lala??? See a longer preview on the flip.
Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring. The post Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Beyonce famously doesn’t grant interviews. But Anna Wintour of Vogue decided on the next best thing — she not only landed a Beyonce cover, she let Beyonce write her own story. In her words. On her second pregnancy: I was 218 pounds the day I gave birth to Rumi and Sir. I was swollen from toxemia and had been on bed rest for over a month. My health and my babies’ health were in danger, so I had an emergency C-section. We spent many weeks in the NICU. My husband was a soldier and such a strong support system for me. I am proud to have been a witness to his strength and evolution as a man, a best friend, and a father. I was in survival mode and did not grasp it all until months later. Today I have a connection to any parent who has been through such an experience. On embracing her body: I think it’s important for women and men to see and appreciate the beauty in their natural bodies. That’s why I stripped away the wigs and hair extensions and used little makeup for this shoot. To this day my arms, shoulders, breasts, and thighs are fuller. I have a little mommy pouch, and I’m in no rush to get rid of it. I think it’s real. Whenever I’m ready to get a six-pack, I will go into beast zone and work my ass off until I have it. But right now, my little FUPA and I feel like we are meant to be. RELATED: Beyonce’s Childhood Home Is On The Market RELATED: Cuteness Overload: Beyonce, Blue Ivy And The Twins Stunt On Vacation [PHOTOS] On kicking down doors for younger artists: It’s important to me that I help open doors for younger artists. There are so many cultural and societal barriers to entry that I like to do what I can to level the playing field, to present a different point of view for people who may feel like their voices don’t matter. Imagine if someone hadn’t given a chance to the brilliant women who came before me: Josephine Baker, Nina Simone, Eartha Kitt, Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner, Diana Ross, Whitney Houston, and the list goes on. They opened the doors for me, and I pray that I’m doing all I can to open doors for the next generation of talents. If people in powerful positions continue to hire and cast only people who look like them, sound like them, come from the same neighborhoods they grew up in, they will never have a greater understanding of experiences different from their own. They will hire the same models, curate the same art, cast the same actors over and over again, and we will all lose. The beauty of social media is it’s completely democratic. Everyone has a say. Everyone’s voice counts, and everyone has a chance to paint the world from their own perspective. On her ancestry and marriage: “I come from a lineage of broken male-female relationships, abuse of power, and mistrust. Only when I saw that clearly was I able to resolve those conflicts in my own relationship. Connecting to the past and knowing our history makes us both bruised and beautiful.” On her legacy: My mother taught me the importance not just of being seen but of seeing myself. As the mother of two girls, it’s important to me that they see themselves too—in books, films, and on runways. It’s important to me that they see themselves as CEOs, as bosses, and that they know they can write the script for their own lives—that they can speak their minds and they have no ceiling. They don’t have to be a certain type or fit into a specific category. They don’t have to be politically correct, as long as they’re authentic, respectful, compassionate, and empathetic. They can explore any religion, fall in love with any race, and love who they want to love. I want the same things for my son. I want him to know that he can be strong and brave but that he can also be sensitive and kind. I want my son to have a high emotional IQ where he is free to be caring, truthful, and honest. It’s everything a woman wants in a man, and yet we don’t teach it to our boys. I hope to teach my son not to fall victim to what the internet says he should be or how he should love. I want to create better representations for him so he is allowed to reach his full potential as a man, and to teach him that the real magic he possesses in the world is the power to affirm his own existence. I’m in a place of gratitude right now. I am accepting of who I am. I will continue to explore every inch of my soul and every part of my artistry. Read the full interview at VOGUE and see the gallery below! [ione_media_gallery src=”https://theboxhouston.com” id=”9807539″ overlay=”true”] Join Our Text Club To Get The Latest Music, Entertainment, Contests And Breaking News On Your Phone
Source: Sophie Brussaux / Instagram Sophie Brussaux lived a relatively chill life until that fateful May 29th day when Pusha T dropped the “Story Of Adidon” diss track, exposing Drake for having a secret son. Rumors had been swirling for months that Drizzy fathered a child with Sophie, but Push blew the lid off for the world to see. Ever since then, Sophie has had some trouble adjusting with the whole world watching. Back in May, her former agent revealed that she had recently been deported and banned from returning to the U.S. for at least five years. Is that what Pusha meant by Drake “playing border patrol”? Now folks are saying that Drake is fighting for custody of his baby. If that isn’t stressful enough, there’s a video making it’s rounds on the Internet of a woman (allegedly Sophie) having sex with four guys in a hotel. Look at Adonis mother. Drake and Sophie better prepare this little boy for this shameful type of stuff. this will be a long 18 years. pic.twitter.com/rAq2TryH6l — Drakeeyewitness (@drakesangelbaby) August 2, 2018 Sophie has yet to deny or confirm whether or not it’s her in the video. But Pornhub did see a spike in searches of her name this week. Good luck for the next 18 years, Drizzy. via GIPHY
Jasmine Shogren is obviously hot, which isn’t saying much because any skinny tall lean chick who does herself up and calls herself a model is hot to the average dude. I mean dudes are pretty easy going and willing to fuck anything, knock up anything, and if you’ve been to any white trash town, store or area, you’ll be amazed at just how many very disgusting looking inbred looking women have been knocked up, which is pretty obvious that a dude got hard and busted up in them, so they were hot enough for them….meaning when girls like this come along…which is often…because it is the instagram generation where every half decent girl is naked and posing…I notice…I mean I barely notice…but when they put their full on pussy’s out there…their actual vagina in a shoot like they are a sex worker, and may be, or an amateur porn person, and they may be, but are maintaining the unsuccessful, never working model angle as long as they can because it sounds better when you call back home with the updates on your crazy dream you’re trying to live out….your childhood dream of being famous and successful and celebrate…a dream EVERY girl has had before you but that you think you’ll break through because when you look at those who have broke through you feel confident that you are as good or better….and I agree…only because the willingness to put the pussy out so early in the insta fame shows how serious she is…. Good work. Follow her HERE The post Jasmine Shogren Vagina on the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Aniston is a childless spinster who is destined for a life of sadness and loneliness. This is more or less what you'd believe if you read stories about the actress online, many of which focus on her failed relationships and inability to become a mother. With this in mind, Aniston would like your attention. She's featured on the cover of InStyle's September 2018 issue and she has something to say about your preconceived notions regarding her existence. Ready to be blown away by the truth? Take it away, Jen… 1. The Tease This is how InStyle captioned an Instagram photo of Aniston on its cover, preparing readers for a revealing interview: “Talk about her all you like, but with great friends, new projects, and still-perfect hair, September cover star Jennifer Aniston is doing just fine. And at 49, she knows who she is. That means no boundaries, no bullshit, and lots of laughing.” 2. What Does the Internet Say About Her? Come on. You know the answers: that she has never gotten over Brad Pitt, that she’s desperate to be a mother, that she’s miserable after her divorce from Justin Theroux. Heck, Aniston herself knows the answers, as she says in this cover story: “The misconceptions are ‘Jen can’t keep a man,’ and ‘Jen refuses to have a baby because she’s selfish and committed to her career.’ Or that I’m sad and heartbroken.” 3. Huh? These Rumors are False? F”irst, with all due respect, I’m not heartbroken,” Aniston says. “And second, those are reckless assumptions. No one knows what’s going on behind closed doors. No one considers how sensitive that might be for my partner and me.” 4. And Another Thing! “They don’t know what I’ve been through medically or emotionally,” Aniston says on the topic of pregnancy. “There is a pressure on women to be mothers, and if they’re not, then they’re deemed damaged goods. Maybe my purpose on this planet isn’t to procreate. Maybe I have other things I’m supposed to do.” 5. Remember in July 2016? Aniston fired back at critics in similarly admirable fashion. “The objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing,” she said back then, adding with force: “We are complete with or without a mate, with or without a child… We get to determine our own ‘happily ever after’ for ourselves.” 6. Amen, Right?!? Maybe Aniston tried to have a baby and was unable to do so medically. Maybe she doesn’t want one. All we know for sure is this: It’s nobody’s business! View Slideshow
Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard. My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenna Dewan is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand…. I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper…. Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are. Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin…. Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
