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Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley proves one thing and that is that even when you are too old to get naked on that instagram thing that Facebook Evil Corporation runs in order to exploit all your data….you can still get naked enough on that instagram..it is good for the ego, gets you instant feedback, good for the personal brand…helps sell your products and gives the media something to talk about…without having to do much more than post seductively…. It’s a never too old to manipulate a system that you are presented with, especially when you have the work ethic and knowledge it took to manipulate the world in your favor long before instagram ever existed… You know…the real stars, the brains, the money, the power…is finally moving in on this internet and staking a claim in it, something I remember being a 25 year old in 1995 thinking “when will the government shut down this porn machine that allows you communicate with like minded perverts and really disrupt society as a whole…without them knowing… HOW DID IT GO ON FOR THIS LONG? RIP INTERNET….it died with Liz Hurley’s youth, but like Liz Hurley we must pretend it’s still alive…

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Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

Bella Hadid Dykes it Down of the Day

Bella Hadid, like Lily Rose Depp earlier today, has put on a wig and wigged the fuck out, having her friends bite at her titties, like some kind of college girl trying to get noticed at the party by the group of guys egging her on, because her life is pretty much taking that role, the role of not quite hot or talented, but the more noise or weirdness she puts out there, the more the people will believe she’s got this higher level of beauty, relevance, or vision…but in reality she’s just a girl from Los Angeles who mooched off her sister and connections…and lives this fucking scam thanks to the internet… She isn’t hot…you’re crazy to think she is…and that’s all I have to say about that. Heres Gigi Hadid’s weird tits while we’re at it..

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Bella Hadid Dykes it Down of the Day

Nicki, Get Your Kids: The Barbz Are Pink Wig PRESSED Over Cardi’s Record-Setting Debut Album

Barbz when they see one tweet saying something good about Cardi's album pic.twitter.com/2514l5DwP4 — (@tweetgotsicker) April 6, 2018 The Barbz Vs. *Record-Setting Cardi B We don’t know where Nicki scampered off to but she needs to come get her kids who unleashed pink wigged fury upon the internet in response to  Cardi’s record-setting debut album “Invasion Of Privacy” (500K sold IN ONE DAY) that has the haters very bothered and the internet on smash. If the barbz not slandering your fave then mind your business before you getcho ass beat up. pic.twitter.com/7y61LUvmb4 — Sah. (@minajmxuth) April 6, 2018 Peep the Barbz’ pink wig fury over Cardi’s record-setting new album on the flip.

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Nicki, Get Your Kids: The Barbz Are Pink Wig PRESSED Over Cardi’s Record-Setting Debut Album

Cardi B Keeps Bodying S***: Bump “Drip” With Migos Off ‘Invasion Of Privacy’

Source: Paras Griffin / Getty As the release date for Cardi B ’s debut album Invasion Of Privacy  approaches, the Bronx bomber is killing every beat she touches. After dropping ladies’ anthem “Be Careful,” and the spooky-sexy ”Bartier Cardi” video with Offset and 21 Savage  earlier this week, she hit the Internet with “Drip” just two days ahead of her highly-anticipated debut. Cardi shines on Cassius Jay’s aggressive production . Check some of her hardest bars below: “Diamonds on me, whats the price I’m not getting invite with the hype I’m too rich to get into a fight Fifty racks got my jeans fitting tight“

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Cardi B Keeps Bodying S***: Bump “Drip” With Migos Off ‘Invasion Of Privacy’

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber won’t stop… Kaia Gerber is the product of being raised in the vapid land of Los Angeles, to vapid parents, with too much money for their own good, who made a career being vapid idiots, mainly her mother, seen as the top model of all time, or whatever, who instead of staying hot in her old age like other models, has decided to pass the torch to her teen daughter, who still has yout on her side, and who she has basically stage parented to be an attention seeking, bikini wearing, “model”….working in photoshoots, encouraging unhealthy male attention, all to feed their collective egos…all while being laid back about something that they shouldn’t be laid back about…there are predators out there, some of you are predators, and having your daughter posing in paparazzi bikini pics is sexualizing her, even if the bikini as a whole isn’t a sexual thing, once on the internet…it is. So it’s weird to see rich as fuck people cultivate their kids to do this model, vanity, look good, wear a bikini for the internet because you’re a Cali girl….instead of investing in something with more purpose than being “hot”… Crazy times…where everyone wants to be a Kardashian and the rich are competing for their kids to be the most famous by leveraging their parent’s fame… It’s the modern day family business.

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Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber won’t stop… Kaia Gerber is the product of being raised in the vapid land of Los Angeles, to vapid parents, with too much money for their own good, who made a career being vapid idiots, mainly her mother, seen as the top model of all time, or whatever, who instead of staying hot in her old age like other models, has decided to pass the torch to her teen daughter, who still has yout on her side, and who she has basically stage parented to be an attention seeking, bikini wearing, “model”….working in photoshoots, encouraging unhealthy male attention, all to feed their collective egos…all while being laid back about something that they shouldn’t be laid back about…there are predators out there, some of you are predators, and having your daughter posing in paparazzi bikini pics is sexualizing her, even if the bikini as a whole isn’t a sexual thing, once on the internet…it is. So it’s weird to see rich as fuck people cultivate their kids to do this model, vanity, look good, wear a bikini for the internet because you’re a Cali girl….instead of investing in something with more purpose than being “hot”… Crazy times…where everyone wants to be a Kardashian and the rich are competing for their kids to be the most famous by leveraging their parent’s fame… It’s the modern day family business.

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Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikinis Herself of the Day

I had to have a conversation with myself about posting the bikini pics of some 16 year old…because 16 is pretty fucking young, but not young enough to be in photoshoots…working in fashion as a model…having her images shot by older creepy dudes…all with the love and support of her mom… Sure it’s creepy to put up pics of a 16 year old girl, even if girls get their periods at 4 now, and 16 is really 25 in terms of genetics…but I find it interesting…that this is the world we live in…one where girls, teenage girls, post up provocative half naked content for the internet consumer on public profiles…and their parents allow it and act like it is innocent when knowing how perverted the world is…and the internet is…it’s crazy to me…blows my mind…and so many girls, not just Kaia Gerber are doing it… Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is… But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it… This is fucking crazy.

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Watch: Taraji P. Henson Joins Tyler Perry To Give Advice To Strangers On The Internet

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Source: Shareif Ziyadat / Getty We all have our problems in life, and sometimes the easiest way to find a solution is to get a second opinion from someone on the outside of the situation–that’s where Tyler Perry and Taraji P. Henson come in. The director and star of the new film  Acrimony team up with Glamour to answer questions for strangers on the internet. Some of the advice given includes questions like, “How do you let someone know you like them without actually telling them?” and “Should Millie Bobby Brown get her Snapchat back?” Some of the advice given by the stars is sound, and other advice, well…you can decide for yourself whether you want to listen to their guidance or just sit back and laugh.

Watch: Taraji P. Henson Joins Tyler Perry To Give Advice To Strangers On The Internet