It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Uma Jolie is April’s Cherry of the Month Fleshbot Lizzy Cundy nipple show in see-through dress Taxi Driver Movie Meagan Good cameltoe in grey leggings The Nip Slip Holly Graves topless photoshoot of the day Drunken Stepfather Sabrina Nichole gets all wet (header image) Egotastic All Stars Most Breastacular Celebs to Never Have Kids Egotastic Kylie Page in a sheer robe Boobie Blog Ashley James profits off the cause WWTDD … read more
Come hither. That's what many people want to say when they attempt to pose in seductive fashion on the Internet. But they don't always succeed. In the following pictures, for example, they fail so miserably that they might as well be saying something else entirely via these supposedly sexy selfies: Run far, far, far away… 1. The Look on That Woman’s Face Says It All And we don’t mean the woman with the camera. 2. Because When People See Toilet Paper, They Think of Bare Butts We guess that’s hot? 3. At Least Grandma is Striking This Pose That’s the only silver lining we can think of. 4. Know What is NOT Sexy? A guy sitting on the toilet, dropping a deuce, in the background of your same-sex smooch. 5. I’ll Spread My Legs for You Like THIS Wait, sorry, what? All I see is the guy back there flipping the bird. 6. Check Us Out, Fellas… … ummm, in jail? View Slideshow
In case you missed it, it looks like Sara Jean Underwood has given up on trying to score a rich guy to help fund her expensive do-nothing lifestyle. Because now she’s trying to get the Internet to be her sugar daddy by using super-hot bikini pictures taken in exotic locations to help crowd-fund pricey trips so she can… take even more super-hot pictures to share online. I don’t know how exactly that’s supposed to work, but look, I’ve seen a lot of dumb get-rich-quick schemes over the years. And honestly, as long as this keeps Sara hard at work taking pictures like this, this one sounds way better than that Nigerian prince who’s still supposed to Paypal me back my millions. » view all 11 photos
It may be quite some time before we find out exactly what’s going on between Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Insiders say Cleveland Cavaliers forward has dumped Khloe in order to eliminate off-court distractions, but we may not know for sure until the Cavs are eliminated from the playoffs – or King James and company manage to slay the giants coming out of the West for a repeat championship. One thing we do know for sure is that the odds of Khloe ever getting back together with Lamar Odom are virtually non-existent. Khloe and Lamar’s divorce was finalized back in December, and while Odom has expressed hopes for a reconciliation, Khloe seems to have fully moved on. Back in March we learned that Odom is dating a Khloe look-alike , and while that may seem like an encouraging sign that he’s finally ready to leave his marriage in the past, sources close to the former NBA star say that’s not actually the case. According to OK! magazine, Khloe believes that Lamar still wants her back , and his decision to get involved with a Khloe doppelganger is just the latest in a long line of attempts to make her notice him. “She assumes this new romance is another desperate attempt to catch her attention and she’s right,” one insider tells the site, adding: “Lamar’s obsessed with winning Khloe back, even though it will never happen.” Tipsters who know the former couple best say the indications that Odom still has Khloe on the brain go far beyond his decision to date a dead-ringer. In fact, they claim even the fact that he still lives in LA is a sign that he still pictures a future with his ex: “He promised to move back to New York and live with his dad once the divorce came though, but now he’s acting like a bigger fame whore than ever,” says one source. “The worst part of it is that he hits up all of Khloe’s favorite hangouts and still tries to force himself on her friends – even her family,” the insider adds. The worst part, sources claim, is that just as she was starting to feel like she and her ex was getting to a place where they could be friends, Khloe is now back to fearing that she’s not safe around Lamar. Witnesses claim that back in March, Odom tried to fight Thompson following an argument over Khloe, and the incident left the reality star feeling as though she may soon need legal protection. “She’ll end up having to take out a restraining order eventually,” says one anonymous friend. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind
Jessica Simpson just learned, once again, that the Internet can be a horrible place. The proud mother of two celebrated her daughter turning five years old this week by hosting a fun birthday party for little Maxwell, her friends and her closest relatives. It’s unclear exactly where the gathering took place, but it’s quite clear that theme was nautical in nature. How do we know? The young woman of honor was dressed up like a mermaid, striking a fun pose in front of blue and white balloons while wearing a glittery tail and seashell bikini top for a photo alongside her brother, mother and father. How cute, right? How adorable, no? What a precious keepsake for this close-knit family, correct? Apparently not any of these things, according to pathetic critics on the World Wife Web. “My baby Maxwell is 5 years old today,” wrote Simpson as a caption to this seemingly harmless image. Added the artist: “She makes everyone’s life mermaid magical. Happy Birthday to our fairytale princess. Mommy, Daddy, and Ace love you with our “holy hearts” (as Max would say) #MerMax #MAXIDREW #canyoube5forever.” In response to this family snapshot, far too many Instagram users jumped all over Simpson. They accused her of basically making like Farrah Abraham by dressing her child in an inappropriate outfit. “She’s 5. Put some clothes on her. good grief,” one follower actually wrote, while another chimed in as follows: “Kinda sad seeing a 5 year old posing like that…” Really? It is? It’s kinda sad to see a toddler making like Ariel, one of the most famous and beloved characters in Disney history? Simply because her belly is exposed? Look, if you want to insult Jessica Simpson over this photo… don’t. It’s totally innocent and cute. But if you REALLY feel the need to do so, you could maybe question why Simpson felt the need to expose her own cleavage in such an overt manner for a children’s birthday party. She likely doesn’t own any clothing that isn’t skin tight on top, but whatever. Go have a field day with criticism in that area if you’re so inclined. But have we really reached a point in society where a little girl can’t wear a mermaid costume without the girl’s mother being harassed online? Sheesh . Back in February of 2016, the 36-year-old star shared a different photo of Maxwell, in this instance holding a milkshake in her hand and rocking a sassy look on her face. Wrote Simpson as a caption at the time: ” My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours…” This was a a reference to the popular 2003 song “Milkshake” by Kelis, which is all about the singer praising her own oral sex abilities. So, yeah. We understood the comments people made back then about Simpson. But not now. This is just folks looking way, way, way too hard for a reason to be critical of a celebrity. We wouldn’t blame Simpson if she wants to go live under the sea following this incident. Not only are they devoting full-time to floating down there… but there’s not any Internet access, either! View Slideshow: Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Make Out Photos!
It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid…. So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant. While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion… I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair… Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS. Ellie Fanning Tits….. Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head…. Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot…. Gisele in a Dress…. Jessica Chastain Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio…. Selena Gomez classy for a slut…. Kate Hudson Booty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress Kendall and Kylie Bella and Gigi Hadid…. Rihanna Looking Crazy Issue…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you’ve likely heard, Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn have broken up after nearly three years of dating. Speculation about why Munn and Rodgers called it quits has been circulating on the Internet for weeks, but we’re no closer to a decisive answer to that question. For a while, the prevailing theory was that Rodgers had dumped Munn in order to appease his family. The actress had butted heads with Aaron’s parents and brother from the start of their relationship. At first, Aaron seemed to take her side, ending virtually all contact with his immediate family. After the breakup, however, sources close to the couple claimed that Aaron ultimately decided that he was unable to completely cut off the people who raised him. The narrative made sense, as members of the Rodgers family confirmed to the media that they no longer had any contact with Aaron, and that Olivia was the cause. When the relationship that seemed to be going well suddenly imploded, it was widely assumed that the conflict between Munn and the Rodgers family was to blame. Now, however, a new theory has emerged, and this one offers a much simpler explanation for why Munn and Rodgers parted ways. According to Radar Online, Rodgers was cheating on Munn with Kelly Rohrbach , and when Munn found out, she kicked him to the curb. If that name sounds familiar, it’s likely because Rohrbach dated Leonardo DiCaprio for several months back in 2015. These days, her modeling and acting career is taking off, and it seems she’s landed herself yet another A-list beau. Sources tell Radar that Kelly and Aaron are officially dating these days – but they kept their illicit relationship under wraps for several months. The couple was spotted on what appeared to be a date in Los Angeles over the weekend. But the scandalous part of all this is that they actually met way back in February – a full two months before the relationship between Rodgers and Munn came to an end. Maybe they kept it platonic until Aaron was single. Or maybe the Green Bay QB’s nice guy reputation is about the take a serious hit. View Slideshow: Celebrity Break-Ups: Who Called It Quits in 2017?
As you’ve likely heard, Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn have broken up after nearly three years of dating. Speculation about why Munn and Rodgers called it quits has been circulating on the Internet for weeks, but we’re no closer to a decisive answer to that question. For a while, the prevailing theory was that Rodgers had dumped Munn in order to appease his family. The actress had butted heads with Aaron’s parents and brother from the start of their relationship. At first, Aaron seemed to take her side, ending virtually all contact with his immediate family. After the breakup, however, sources close to the couple claimed that Aaron ultimately decided that he was unable to completely cut off the people who raised him. The narrative made sense, as members of the Rodgers family confirmed to the media that they no longer had any contact with Aaron, and that Olivia was the cause. When the relationship that seemed to be going well suddenly imploded, it was widely assumed that the conflict between Munn and the Rodgers family was to blame. Now, however, a new theory has emerged, and this one offers a much simpler explanation for why Munn and Rodgers parted ways. According to Radar Online, Rodgers was cheating on Munn with Kelly Rohrbach , and when Munn found out, she kicked him to the curb. If that name sounds familiar, it’s likely because Rohrbach dated Leonardo DiCaprio for several months back in 2015. These days, her modeling and acting career is taking off, and it seems she’s landed herself yet another A-list beau. Sources tell Radar that Kelly and Aaron are officially dating these days – but they kept their illicit relationship under wraps for several months. The couple was spotted on what appeared to be a date in Los Angeles over the weekend. But the scandalous part of all this is that they actually met way back in February – a full two months before the relationship between Rodgers and Munn came to an end. Maybe they kept it platonic until Aaron was single. Or maybe the Green Bay QB’s nice guy reputation is about the take a serious hit. View Slideshow: Celebrity Break-Ups: Who Called It Quits in 2017?
ATLPics.net T.I. Addresses Fans Who Criticize His Divorce, On Instagram T.I. is stating for the last got-dang time that his relationship and divorce are his personal business, now we fools bet-stay out of it. The rapper posted a PSA to instagram, letting people know that he’s had enough of their internet advice, when they don’t know “anything’ about his relationship with Tiny. This reaction was most likely sparked when earlier today, a fan commented about Tiny holding him down years ago, and now he’s seemingly just letting their relationship slip away. Check it out. Shout out to Level Up Hip Hop for the clip. Yikes! Now here’s the clip of T.I. saying ‘mind your business, fam’, in his colloquial southern language.
ATLPics.net T.I. Addresses Fans Who Criticize His Divorce, On Instagram T.I. is stating for the last got-dang time that his relationship and divorce are his personal business, now we fools bet-stay out of it. The rapper posted a PSA to instagram, letting people know that he’s had enough of their internet advice, when they don’t know “anything’ about his relationship with Tiny. This reaction was most likely sparked when earlier today, a fan commented about Tiny holding him down years ago, and now he’s seemingly just letting their relationship slip away. Check it out. Shout out to Level Up Hip Hop for the clip. Yikes! Now here’s the clip of T.I. saying ‘mind your business, fam’, in his colloquial southern language.
