Step aside, Sweet Brown . Keep it moving, Pizza Rat . There's a new viral star in town, and she loves cheese, pepperoni and finding the humor in potentially tragic events just as much as her predecessors. As you've probably heard, Hurricane Joaquin caused record rains and serious flooding in the Southeast over the weekend. One of the millions affected was the South Carolina native in the interview above. Thankfully, the woman – whom the Internet has already dubbed “Totino's Lady” – was able grab her dog and her favorite microwaveable bite-sized snack before she fled from her home. Not only did Totino's Lady bring some unexpected humor to a sad situation, she also reminded us one of the most important lessons in life: There's always time for pizza rolls.
It seems like only yesterday Showgirls was released in theaters, but it was actually 20 years ago yesterday that this legendary NC-17 flick hit theaters! Now the film’s director, Paul Verhoeven , is looking back on the cult phenomenon in the new issue of Rolling Stone and we’ve got some of the best bits from the interview! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
While Donald Trump aims to alienate pretty much every voter base out there (while growing his lead among GOP Presidential candidates somehow), Hillary Clinton is taking a different tact. She's going hard after the Instagram user vote. How else to explain Clinton's words of praise for Kim Kardashian? “I really enjoyed meeting her. I really found her to be warm and very personable,” said Hillary to Mario Lopez of Kim, with whom she posed at a fundraiser last month . In a sit-down with the Extra host, Clinton also touched on Kanye West and how Kardashian interacted with daughter North West. “She had a nice way of introducing her husband, as if I didn’t know who he was and I enjoy seeing her with her daughter.” The Democratic front-runner went on to say that “all of us in our own ways can be inspirational or aspirational for people… and I certainly think many people see her as someone who gets up every day and tries to figure out how to make that day successful.” What advice does Clinton have for Kanye, who claims he's running for President in 2020 ? Watch this interview to find out!
While Donald Trump aims to alienate pretty much every voter base out there (while growing his lead among GOP Presidential candidates somehow), Hillary Clinton is taking a different tact. She's going hard after the Instagram user vote. How else to explain Clinton's words of praise for Kim Kardashian? “I really enjoyed meeting her. I really found her to be warm and very personable,” said Hillary to Mario Lopez of Kim, with whom she posed at a fundraiser last month . In a sit-down with the Extra host, Clinton also touched on Kanye West and how Kardashian interacted with daughter North West. “She had a nice way of introducing her husband, as if I didn’t know who he was and I enjoy seeing her with her daughter.” The Democratic front-runner went on to say that “all of us in our own ways can be inspirational or aspirational for people… and I certainly think many people see her as someone who gets up every day and tries to figure out how to make that day successful.” What advice does Clinton have for Kanye, who claims he's running for President in 2020 ? Watch this interview to find out!
FLAUNT MAGAZINE is back…. I am not sure they ever went away, but I don’t remember hearing about them in the last couple of years and I guess I’m not the target market so what the fuck do I know, other than that their latest issue is coming at you harder than you’ll possibly cum to the pics they took of Beyonce… I assume that they are showing the world that they can be contenders in the “break the internet” movement that magazines have taken on with their photoshoots… Whether it’s Paper Magazine with Kim Kardashian’s fake ass balancing a Champagne glass, or Interview Magazine releasing facetime sexting pics of Miley pretty much masturbating, to everything in between…it’s kind of the way shit works now… Only this time, It’s Beyonce, who amazes me, not because I’m a gay dude waiting outside her concert screaming her name hoping she hears me because I feel she’s my spirit animal, and that ever since Say My Name…I’ve been saying her name…because I related to independent women… She amazes me because at 40, with child, she’s managed to make herself pretty much hotter than she’s ever been, which isn’t really that hot, but still competitive with her competion…Rihanna…who makes Jay Z…more money than Beyonce ever has…unless they sell their kid to the industry…which I assume they will because why not… So Beyonce should thank FLAUNT MAGAZINE for making her matter…even though according to Beyonce she’s always and will always matter, you get that? No I haven’t gone soft, I am always soft, and no, I don’t think Beyonce is ever hot and is always the worst….I’m just saying better than usually…looking on the bright side….she’s grabbing her mom tits in a pool… Check out FLAUNT for more pics…it’s a 500 page issue with a ton of people in it…. HERE The post Beyonce in Flaunt Magazine is as Hot as she Can Be of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
