Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it… Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it… Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.
If you’re wondering what gives with the camo booty shorts and spray tan gun, apparently Amy Childs is launching something called the Amy Childs Academy in London. Which sounds like a great idea to me. I’ve always said that women could learn a lot from her, especially in the funbag and cleavage department. So just imagine how awesome an army of Amys is going to be. I, for one, welcome our new busty British overlords. Photos: WENN.com
To the white meat?!?! Baltimore Ravens’ Jacoby Jones Hit In The Head With Champagne Bottle By Private Dancer According to TMZ reports : Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early this morning after a brawl erupted on a party bus filled with his Ravens teammates … TMZ has learned. It happened after a night of partying in Washington D.C. celebrating Bryant McKinnie’s birthday. There always seems to be some shady shenanigans surround Bryant McKinnie … Sources at the scene tell us … at about 3 AM, as people were leaving Opera Ultra Lounge, people on the bus began fighting. In addition to teammates, we’re told at least one stripper was on board. One eyewitness tells us he saw a bottle being swung at Jacoby Jones — it connected with his head and hurt him. We’re told an ambulance was called “for a bleeding male” but he was not taken to the hospital. Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We’re told the bottle smashed over his head and he was “bleeding everywhere.” We’re told Jacoby’s friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant. More details are sure to emerge about what exactly caused this brawl, but maybe someone tried to short Sweet Pea a couple of hard-twerked dollars. Hold ya head Jacoby… Image via USAToday Sports Continue reading →
The 2013 BET Hip-Hop Awards go down this Saturday, Sept. 28 at the Boisfeuillet Jones Atlanta Civic Center and it is sure to be a star studded affair. Kendrick Lamar, ScHoolby Q, 2 Chainz and more have been officially been confirmed as performers…. Continue
Rihanna Gets Vulgar While Performing On Stage In Singapore Rihanna is no stranger to badgal behavior, but she really turned it up a notch for her recent performance in Singapore. Rocking her new self-coined “ghetto goth” look, raunchy Rih-Rih and her mullet gave fans an eye full of her crotchylicious get up which included thin fish net stockings an overcoat and white platform sneakers. She also didn’t hesitate to grab a handful of her goodies and twerk it out throughout the performance. Looks like everybody in attendance definitely got their money’s worth in one way or another. You can peep more pics from Rih’s slorely sing-a-long performance below. WENN/SplashNews
Thank you, Internet. In the wake of Jeff Daniels’ shocking Emmy Awards win last night for Best Actor in a Drama – for his role as Will McAvoy on The Newsroom – some genius World Wide Web user has mashed up the star’s acceptance speech with the concluding scene of the Breaking Bad Season 4 episode, “Crawl Space.” Because, no offense to Mr. Daniels, but isn’t this how we all felt after learning that Bryan Cranston somehow did not come out on top? What else is there to do but collapse in stunned, horrified laughter? Watch Cranston’s iconic character do just that as Daniels says some stuff on stage now: Jeff Daniels Wins Emmy, Heisenberg Reacts
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