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Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

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Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

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Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.

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Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.

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Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines… This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places… You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

We Fall Down, But We Get Up: Celeb Slips, Stumbles, And Spills (In Gifs Of Course)

We know accidents happen, but nonetheless, it’s still funny or in other cases, horrifying, as all get out. Continue reading

People Aint Isht: Newborn Baby Boy Found Buried Alive Under A Pile Of Trash In New Jersey Neighborhood

Jesus take the wheel… New Born Baby Found Buried Alive Under Trash Pile A newborn baby who was left to die in a pile of trash miraculously survived after being found by neighborhood kids who noticed movement in the trash pile. via Huffington Post Authorities are searching for the mother of a newborn baby boy who was found in a pile of trash in Jersey City. Hudson County prosecutors say the child was found Saturday afternoon near the city’s McGinley Square neighborhood. The boy was taken to Jersey City Medical Center, where a spokesman tells The Newark Star-Ledger the boy was breathing on his own. Prosecutors did not disclose how long the child may have been outside. Residents who live nearby say neighborhood children heard crying and saw movement in a pile of trash, then alerted the building superintendent, who called police. Building superintendent Arturo Rivas tells The Jersey Journal he usually kicks kids out of the courtyard where the baby was found, but this time he’s glad the teens were there. Who on earth who do something so horrible to this poor lil thang. Some people really take aint ishtness to entirely unimaginable levels. Shutterstock

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Midday Motivation | The Power Of Rest And Relaxation

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Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. ~John De Paola Too much stress can cause things to fall apart.…

Midday Motivation | The Power Of Rest And Relaxation

How Many People Are In the A$AP Mob?

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How many people are in the A$AP Mob? A$AP Mob, the rap crew led by A$AP Rocky, has eight members, according to Complex. In addition…

How Many People Are In the A$AP Mob?

Homeless Love of the Day

I can’t help but wonder what that must taste and/or smell like, but I imagine it is pretty disgusting…and that makes it pretty amazing…because when you’re homeless you gotta get your eating somewhere…and it might as well be from homeless pussy cuz that is the best crazy kind of pussy…because when they are homeless they are easy to fuck….making this video hit close to home…and it is so romantic…

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