Apparently Alyssa Miller has sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which I find hard to believe since Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. Not only have I seen Brokeback Mountain, but I have also been accosted by Jake Gyllenhaal in person, and it was less of a “action star trained in martial arts” and more of a ballet dancer, and not a Russian trying got escape communism ballet dancer, but a spoiled brat ballet dancer from Beverly Hills who didn’t get enough foam in his cappuccino ballet dancer…a little limp wristed enough for me to think he may even have AIDS from all his self destructive bareback parties he keeps on the down low…but that would imply they fuck…and they probably don’t…you see she’s just a groupie bitch getting ahead in life and he’s a wrung on her groupie ladder…only in her case, her groupie behavior comes with being a hot model I’d fuck had she not been tainted by the Gyllenhaal. That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Miley’s Michael Jordan Ass of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is so urban. Urban is so underground and if you don’t believe me, it’s being proven by Miley. being so Urban. Miley isn’t some sheltered rich kid who doesn’t leave her sheltered rich kid life. She’s totally street. I mean that’s where she learned how to tweak… Or maybe, tweaking, hip hop and all that other shit, is just played out now..it is mainstream. It is dead…but unfortunately for some of you Miley isn’t…but you haters are just jealous…cuz anyway you dice it, Miley is perfection to me.

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Lady GaGa’s Weirdo Hooker Look

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the craziness you’re looking at right now is Lady Gaga leaving Heathrow Airport in London, and not some weirdo hooker they had to kick out of the business class lounge. Believe me, I double-checked. Also, most hookers dress more conservatively than this. Still though, I’m not opposed to the outfit, just who’s wearing it. I wish hot girls would dress like this to go to the airport, not this mess. Instead though, they wear sweatpants and girls like Gaga wear things like this. Photos: WENN.com

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JoJo Wants You To Know She Works It Good

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I do a fair amount of posts on JoJo , mostly because she always seems to be exercising , and you guys know that I’m a big fan of hotties working their bootys. If nothing else, I want to encourage good habits, right? Anyway, here’s a couple pictures JoJo posted of her hard at work at the gym. I know she loves showing everyone how much she works out, but is there an exercise that will make someone prettier? If so, I’d recommend she stops her current routine and starts doing that one at least 3 times a week.

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