Meet new Victoria’s Secret girl Andreea Diaconu . I still don’t like that the company got rid of one of my favorite supermodels in Miranda Kerr, but this new shoot from Andreea is starting to help me get over it. So just imagine what setting me up on a date with her would do. Let’s make it happen people. » view all 20 photos
Katherine Jackson gave a tearful testimony at the wrongful death trial of her late son, Michael Jackson. Katherine said she didn’t know that her son was abus…
I don’t know why I feel bad for the racoon in this video, of a guy trying to save his dog from being attacked by the rabid thing. I mean racoons are shitty garbage eating urban fucking wildlife that rape cats, aren’t very nice, and get in my fucking garbage… They are meant to be supper in the South, like people love eating them in the south, so seeing a dude protecting his dog, throwing the thing like a fucking frisbee should make me laugh… Maybe I feel bad for the coon cuz I am a lover of animals, or maybe it is because I saw this video of some redneck backwoods showering with his dinner Update – this is apparently the founder of DIGG.
This goes back to my theory of never trusting a motherfucker in a wheelchair, unless he has doctor records and proof that he belongs in a wheelchair… Without that, he may just be trying to trick you into giving him spare change, or the government or insurance company to pay off an injury he’s blown up… That’s why a few weeks ago, I told an obnoxious guy in a wheelchair to fuck off, or I would push him into traffic, I am not an angry dude, I just don’t like assholes pretending to be bitter towards the world cuz we can walk…or run a marathon if we choose…we can even jump or kick and swim if needed…we can get things off the higher shelf oh and we can get laid cuz our dicks work…especially when they are just pretending to be wheelchair bound. This video has been sent to me a few times and it is just crazy, so I had to post it, even if you’ve already seen it… The facts are pretty simple, dude in the wheelchair was handing out leaflets as to why he was left partially paralyzed after being beat up by cops, he lost in court and is trying to rally up support. In trying to get his message across, he decided to blow himself up, but not officially blow himself up, more smoke and mirror blow himself up for impact, leaving no casualties, just a few burns on his arm. Fair enough…but the video is still pretty intense. Luckily, it didn’t happen in the subway…
Tell ‘em why you mad Tyrese . Sometimes Tyrese you have to just give up, roll up some sticky icky and get slizzard too. Maybe if he loosened up, they would have better performances. Tyrese chill out. You know something was wrong with Ginuwine the moment you agreed to be in a group with him. What ninja still gets perms at age 40?
People are finally bored with King Bey . What is the world coming to? Jay-Z Outsells Beyonce Next thing you know Rihanna will be outselling Bey and when that day comes you know it will be time for Bey’s Illuminati cakes to retire. According to Rhymes With Snitch Beyonce bows down to husband Jay Z after Jay’s UK tour dates sell out fast while sales for Beyonce’s next UK date aren’t as brisk… Jay Z just announced a string of concert dates in the UK to support his Magna Carta Holy Grail and the tickets sold out within minutes. Up next for Beyonce in the UK is the headlining gig at The V festival in August and analysts report Jay’z tickets are out selling Bey’s tickets 2:1. Bey should let Blue Ivy sing some nursery rhymes on tour…bet that will sell tickets-not.
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez make up the puppets who have been chosen amongst all the other puppets out there to brainwash the youth through their music. So it is only natural that they are friends, or at least spend some time together, because they are both in the same boat, probably leaving some Disney executive meeting about how they are colonizing Mars behind our backs, and to keep up the dancing and dating scandals to distract us from the insane laws they keep passing under our noses, so that real journalism never sees the light of day, and that the rich can keep getting richer… That or they are just milking a lesbian fantasy for you perverts who have very specific sexual needs that involve young starlets with hugely successful, lots of radio play, horrible songs…. Or maybe, it has to do with Selena Gomez’s 21st birthday…OMG…who gives a fuck… I’d say more labia, but I like the titty show…everybody put your elbows in the air…