Esteemed photographer Terry Richardson has a studio that at any moment will get visited by an actor, musician, socialite or any and everything in between. Harlem rapper A$AP Rocky recently stopped through and got his picture taken, multiple times…. Continue
Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down… Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…
Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down… Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…
I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….
I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….
Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..
Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..
Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole…. You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating… But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her… She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.