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If You Want To Get The Girl, Then Leon Timbo Is Your Guy

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Sometimes you don’t want to turn up. Sometimes you just want to relax and listen to music that will wash away the day’s anxieties. If you’re…

If You Want To Get The Girl, Then Leon Timbo Is Your Guy

Damn Dad: Columbus Short Discusses His Family On Arsenio Hall– “My Daughter Is Ratchet” [Video]

Columbus, what a sweet thing to say about your daughter.

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Chinese Subway Changer of the Day

I have no idea when this was shot, but based on the quality, I am thinking in the 80s, on some VHS shit, but what it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter when it was shot, it just matters that it was shot…because I like seeing girls who are pressed for time being pragmatic and not giving a fuck. Getting changed in a public place because it has to get done and by communist training, doing it is how things get done. Unless she’s

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Sin City A Dame to Kill For Trailer of the Day

The trailer for the new Sin City is out, and Alba is a stripper…even though she’s a mom who shouldn’t be playing strippers, she’s too fucking old for it, but maybe this is her attempt at a transformative Oscar role, or maybe it’s just another revenue stream. I don’t remember the first Sin City, but feel like this is a big deal for some of you..

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Cora Keegan is the One Who Got Away of the Day

Here’s my dream girl Cora Keegan, who I can’t stand, but who I want to get pregnant, even though I haven’t got her pregnant because she’s the kind of hooker with too high of a day rate. The good news is that I can still write her love songs, poetry, while I masturbate filled with rage to her pictures, imagining what could have been if only she let me abduct her before she became famous. The other good news, is that I can still try to negotiate a fair price for how much she’d sell her worn, ideally still wet from getting fucked, but not with celebrity semen panties…that I can sniff and more importantly try to scrape DNA samples from to clone her and have a Cora Keegan of my own…only my Cora Keegan will have a way better personality, sense of humor, and overall attitude, especially when it comes to riding my face until she squirts. Cora Keegan is inspiring…even if she’s always making that stupid half opened mouth face…which conveniently is a perfect amount of open for my dick-clit to fit in…but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s a magical experience…that I have got personal time and emotions invested, making her far better than these pictures represent. Cora, if you’re out there, I hope your plane crashes, not in a “if I can’t have you no one can” kind of way, because I don’t give a fuck who your groupie ass is fucking, but because I like you enough to fuck while dead, in an “over my dead body” now your dead kind of way…you are the gateway corpse to a life of necrophilia. shit… You can see her and her implants in various stages of naked for fashion: HERE HERE HERE HERE

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Khloe Kardashian Purchases Justin Bieber’s Mansion!

Good news, Dude at Whom Justin Bieber Threw Eggs : the singer is moving out. Bad news: Khloe Kardashian is moving in! Multiple sources confirm that the 29-year old reality star has purchased the singer’s Calabasas mansion, where Bieber has notoriously hosed a great many parties and in whose neighborhood he likes to drive very fast. Justin bought the house in 2012, but recently put it on the market because pretty much everyone in the gated community now hates him. “The fact that a talented international musician like Mr. Bieber chooses to live in Calabasas is certainly a feather in our cap and a tribute to our safe and beautiful community,” the city’s mayor, Fred Gaines, told The Los Angeles Times in January. ” [But] the peace and privacy of our residents is the city’s top priority. We have unfortunately had a number of breaches of the peace related to Mr. Bieber and his residence, and the sheriff has acted appropriately in addressing those incidents.” Khloe reportedly bought the property for $7.2 million, meaning Justin made over $1 million on it in under two years. It’s unclear where the artist will now take up permanent residence, but many have said for awhile now that Bieber may move to Atlanta . He also might get deported . Riddle us this, readers: Which celebrity would you prefer as your neighbor?   Khloe Kardashian Justin Bieber View Poll »

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Oscar Mayer Invents Bacon-Scented Alarm Clock, World Rejoices

The brilliant people at Oscar Mayer have out-brillianted themselves. They figured the one sure way to get people out of bed in the morning is with the sound – and smell – of bacon cooking. Because if there is one thing Americans love more than sleep, it’s bacon. They’ve invented a small device that plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and interacts with their free bacon-sound alarm clock app. When your alarm goes off, you’ll not only hear bacon sizzling, you’ll also smell it. With your nose! For real! Unfortunately for us, you cannot buy this amazing device. You have to go to their new Wake Up And Smell The Bacon website between now and April 4, 2014 and sign up for a chance to receive one. (To research this post I obviously had to apply. I’m sad to report I didn’t win one… yet. Although I swear I can already smell bacon cooking after writing the word “bacon” so many times.) On second thought, this whole idea seems sort of cruel. Waking up to the irresistible smell of bacon only to discover…no bacon?? Torture. The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon also released a video that you really just have to see. There are no words. Well maybe one word…. Wake Up And Smell The Bacon BACON!

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Russians Vs Teddy Bear of the Day

Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

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Cora Keegan Pictures Are A Real Workout

Far as I know, I’ve never done a post on this Cora Keegan chick before, and clearly I’ve been missing out, because this has got to be one of the hottest photoshoots I’ve come across in a while. What can I say, there’s just something about crazy hot chicks working out in see-through shirts that does it for me, but maybe that’s just me. Oh wait, it’s not? I didn’t think so. Enjoy. » view all 18 photos

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Cora Keegan Pictures Are A Real Workout

Far as I know, I’ve never done a post on this Cora Keegan chick before, and clearly I’ve been missing out, because this has got to be one of the hottest photoshoots I’ve come across in a while. What can I say, there’s just something about crazy hot chicks working out in see-through shirts that does it for me, but maybe that’s just me. Oh wait, it’s not? I didn’t think so. Enjoy. » view all 18 photos

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