Beth Humphreys has some serious tits. I am going to assume they are real tits, because all the DDs I’ve experienced have similar stretched out, light skinned nipples, I guess that’s what happens when titties get fat, even when the rest of a bitch isn’t…all those little nipples on big tits gotta be fake, but I’d be more than happy to have you all prove me wrong by emailing me in pictures of your tits. I’m a researcher like that, and by researcher I mean pervert…. I guess it only makes sense that she’s got some serious tits, mainly because that’s what her whole Glamour model, has sex with soccer players as a retirement plan, pretty much making her a hooker or sex worker, is all about… And I don’t mind it one bit.
Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.
I don’t know What Be is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it’s a magazine… I do know what a Sara Sampaio is, and that is a lovely ethnic model with a ridiculous model, she’s Portuguese, and unlike most Portuguese women, she’s not greasy, fat, but she may smell of fish…She’s a reality show winner who has since become the new Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret, because if one gets old and fat, you just replace her with another one who looks pretty much the same, in what I call type casting…the right way. Apparently, when you mix a Sara Sampaio and a Be, you get this wet, half naked, amazingness… I should have been a scientist. I’m so good at figuring out shit…I mean I could probably find the vaccine for AIDS…and it would ideally be with my mouth…via vagina… Here are the pics…
If you want to see Ashley Benson in a bikini, showing off her body that is not all that great, which is probably why she’s only showing off from the base of the titty up in her instagram pics, you can always rent Springbreakers, the shittiest movie of the last 5 years, where all the girls looked like shit…even though it had the most hype around it, all because it attempted to show Disney Stars sluttier in movies than we are used to, which isn’t that hard, considering prior to Spring Breakers, the sluttiest any of them got was eating fucking ice cream cones or pretending to have sex with Beiber, except for that Vanessa Hudgens slut, that one got naked in horribly planned, 5 o’clock shadow nudes that were about as erotic as a doctor’s exam, and not even a good doctor’s exam… They were some Christian friendly shit and now they are this…and I don’t find it interesting, cuz once you go slutty, bikini clad, having threesomes, you never go back, you can only go forward, meaning these pics should be her gaping asshole…it’s what makes sense…bikini tops are just too fucking Disney for this one…
Looks like country singer and newly-discovered bikini hottie Jessie James is still on her honeymoon in Hawaii, because I’ve got another set of solid bikini pictures for you guys today. And even though I still don’t approve of the marriage, this is my idea of a great honeymoon: Jessie out in the water, and her husband out of the picture. I hope it never ends. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Usually I call Bella Thorne trouble whenever we get pictures of her looking a little too old for her age, but this time if we all end up living out an episode of Oz , you can blame the paparazzi that took these. That doesn’t mean you’re not a huge perv, but hey, at least you’re not creeping on a 16-year-old’s pool party with a telephoto lens. Either way, you should still move it along though. Nothing to see here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Here’s Kelly Brook shooting that movie of hers again , and even though I don’t know much about the plot, I’m pretty sure this is the scene where Kelly puts her sweater fabric to the test. And not to give away any spoilers or anything, but I think the sweater loses in the end. At least I hope it does. I always prefer movies with happy endings. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yikes. I’m pretty sure I’m being Punk’d or something, because that’s the only logical way to explain these Aubrey O’Day pictures. Especially considering we saw Aubrey in prime form just a couple months ago . Now I barely even recognize her. Anyway, I hope that Ashton douche comes out to stop this soon, because I don’t know how much more of it I can take. Related Articles: Aubrey O’Day Topless And Complex Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy Celebration Aubrey O’Day Nude Playboy Pictures Coming Soon Aubrey O’Day Saves Us Money Photos: FameFlynet
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