Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn… It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing… Check the HARDCORE clip…or TO FIND OUT MORE INFO CLICK HERE
I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another… I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly… But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them… It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame… So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle… Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
