Tag Archives: invalid

Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Follow this link:
Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged bikini girls, celeb news, greece, greece-menounos, greek, Hollywood, invalid, model, only-recognize, park, topless, your-cellphone

Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.

Read the rest here:
Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini girls, chested-chicks, Hollywood, invalid, model, sampaio, sampaio-elle, sara sampaio, Sexy Stars, stare-at-sara, your-cellphone

Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top…. Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self… The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much… Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.

Link:
Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged bikini girls, bikini sluts, chested-chicks, Hollywood, huge, invalid, little-circus, model, Pictures, under-the-big

India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Excerpt from:
India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged bikini girls, bikini sluts, getting-naked, Hollywood, india-reynolds, invalid, model, Nsfw, prison rape, stars, world-built

Olivia Munn Does Fallon

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always prefer the “sexy nerd” act Olivia Munn does over the “serious actress” one she’s doing here on her way in to Jimmy Fallon. Both are obviously completely made-up, but at least the nerd bit is way hotter. Thanks to the nice tight dress Olivia’s got on in these pictures though, the two don’t actually look that much different here, at least from the side. So enjoy, and hopefully this will tide you over until Olivia smartens up and gets back to her old ways. Related Articles: Olivia Munn Is Cleavage Girl Of The Week Oliva Munn Does Complex Olivia Munn Almost Takes Down A Wiener Whole Olivia Munn’s See Through Moment Needs Work Photos: PacificCoastNews

More:
Olivia Munn Does Fallon

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged always-prefer, Bikinis, busty-hottie, celeb news, cleavage-girl, from-the-side, Hollywood, invalid, least-the-nerd, meets-world, morale, Sex, stars

Maitland Ward Is A Busty Hula Girl

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I first saw these pictures of Maitland Ward at the beach, the name sounded sort of familiar, but I wasn’t sure why. Which is weird, because I thought I knew just about every busty hottie out there who would do something attention-seeking like staging bikini candids playing with a hula hoop. Anyway, turns out Maitland used to be on Boy Meets World , but now she’s all grown-up. And if she’s this desperate for a new gig, I’d be happy to hire her to show off her special talents at the Tuna offices. I have a feeling it’d be great for my morale. Photos: WENN.com

Go here to read the rest:
Maitland Ward Is A Busty Hula Girl

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged Bikinis, busty-hottie, celeb news, desperate, detected, invalid, maitland-ward, meets-world, morale

Where Is Julius?? Baby Baller Blue Ivy Spotted Ridin’ High On Her Nanny’s Hip In NYC

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Blue Ivy brings her bush out to play in NYC… Blue Ivy Seen Out In NYC With Her Nanny Just days after the Carters were seen on the scene bottle poppin’ the night away to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of Jay-Z’s 40/40 club in NYC, their little poker-faced baby baller Blue Ivy was spotted out about in the Big Apple. A fan first snapped this camera-phone pic (above) of Blue and Bey strollin’ the NYC streets with Julius close by and then the paps caught the pint-sized preciousness later on in the city with her Nanny. What happened to the bow from the first pic? Blue Ivy’s face in this pic is priceless. We think she and Halle’s daughter Nahla might be tied for the best celebrity seed paparazzi mean-mug , even though Blue’s not looking quite as irritated as she was the last time the cameras caught her slippin. Peep a few more close up shots of Blue out and about with her nanny on the flip… Continue reading →

→ Leave a comment

More Galleries

Backed Up: The Top 10 American Cities Where People Have The Least Sex!

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Round these parts, ain’t NOBODY humpin’ around! The 10 Cities In America Having The Least Amount Of Sex Yesterday, we posted a list of cities where a romp in sack is a regular thing for a majority of the population. Today, we present the cities where good chop down sessions are hard to find (no pun intended). If you live in one of these cities there is a good chance that your web browser history is filled with sites that would probably get you fired from your job. Flip it over to see what cities NOT to go if you’re planning a guys/girls only trip. Continue reading →

→ Leave a comment

More Galleries

Responsible Rappers With (Mostly) Clean Lyrics That We Love

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a world full of Lil Waynes, Chief Keefs and Nicki Minajs, it’s not often we hear rap music that isn’t laced with expletives and sexually charged, violent lyrics. But these artists change it up!