Emilia Clarke is up on some Game of Thrones shit, and I am just posting it to jump on the bandwagon, you know to be relevant and inline with what is going on in pop culture, I follow trends 10 months too late, because this is a pop culture site and that’s what I do, and ignoring the babe from the most popular show I don’t watch and will never watch because I am too cool to follow the masses, but more importantly, I have had too much sex to respect anything with dragons in it, that nerd shit makes me feel uncomfortable…but ignoring it would be like ignoring myself…and even though that’s what most people do, especially girls I try to have sex with…consistently, and compulsively….I won’t let that happen her or not, not today, not ever when I can just put up these pics of Emilia Clarke looking’ hip in some snap shots for a magazine…and move on like they didn’t happen…which is what I am going to do. Just watch.
Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame… So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin… Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…
Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame… So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin… Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…
As if you weren’t starting to hate selfies enough, that spontaneous one between President Barack Obama and Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is a fake. Phone maker Samsung confirms that it signed a promotional deal with the World Series MVP just in time for the Red Sox team visit to the White House. The Korean company’s Twitter account posted Ortiz’s photo Tuesday: The company famously pulled a similar stunt in March with Ellen DeGeneres’ Oscar selfie , which went viral and featured a collection of Hollywood stars. Before anyone learned that Ellen’s impromptu-looking A-list picture was a sly Samsung promotional idea, it became the most re-tweeted image EVER. Samsung said in a statement to the Boston Globe: “It was an honor to help him capture such an incredible and genuine moment of joy and excitement. So genuine. “We were thrilled to see the special, historic moment David Ortiz captured with his Galaxy Note 3 during his White House visit,” the company added. “Similar to the selfie Ellen was able to capture during the Oscars, this was an opportunity for David to share the incredible moment with his fans.” You may sigh on cue. 27 Super Celebrity Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie Ellen DeGeneres posts the best selfie ever. Literally the best, in terms of re-Tweets. View As List 1. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie Ellen DeGeneres posts the best selfie ever. Literally the best, in terms of re-Tweets. 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! 3. Colin Powell Selfie Colin Powell posts an amazing selfie from 60 years ago! Did he invent the selfie?! 4. Jimmy Kimmel, Clintons Selfie Jimmy Kimmel and the Clintons pose for a selfie. Eat your heart out, Ellen! 5. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. 6. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie Her tongue isn’t reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here. 7. Rihanna Grabs Boobs Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve! 8. Drake Shirtless Drake isn’t wearing a shirt in this selfie. We’re guessing female readers ar okay with this. 9. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery. 10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He’s shirtless in this self-portrait. 11. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly. 12. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie. 13. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth. 14. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is! 15. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She’s looking good! 16. Ireland Baldwin Topless You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie. 17. Brad Pitt Selfie Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is. 18. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It’s safe to assume she made their day. 19. Jenny McCarthy Selfie Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it? 20. Best/Worst Selfie Ever? Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background. 21. Rihanna Naked Selfie Rihanna loves to take selfies. And she loves to be naked in many of them. 22. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 23. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie Beyonce photobombs a fan’s selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook! 24. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it! 25. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 26. Ireland Baldwin Tattoo Selfie Ireland Baldwin shows off her tattoo in this selfie. The daughter of Alec Baldwin is not shy. 27. Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato Here’s a selfie we never expected to see. It features Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato! 28. Ortiz-Obama Selfie Red Sox slugger David Ortiz and President Barack Obama take a selfie at the White House. Product placement by Samsung.
Ireland Baldwin is single, I know this because I am a weirdo who follows her every move, you know so that she knows how much I like her….naw, I’m too lazy for that and she’s too big for my affection, but I do have the internet and people have been talking, and I since I find the whole Ireland Baldwin experience kind of funny, in an eager teen with all the money and connections in the world, trying to make it as a model, using social media…kinda funny… So like her silly relationship, that she acted like she was going to end up marrying the cherry popping paddle boarder, even though she’s 12…the break-up, where she falls off the rails, turns to drugs, and realizes that even with famous parents she’s still failing, is going to be far more entertaining… I am a fan.
Ireland Baldwin is single, I know this because I am a weirdo who follows her every move, you know so that she knows how much I like her….naw, I’m too lazy for that and she’s too big for my affection, but I do have the internet and people have been talking, and I since I find the whole Ireland Baldwin experience kind of funny, in an eager teen with all the money and connections in the world, trying to make it as a model, using social media…kinda funny… So like her silly relationship, that she acted like she was going to end up marrying the cherry popping paddle boarder, even though she’s 12…the break-up, where she falls off the rails, turns to drugs, and realizes that even with famous parents she’s still failing, is going to be far more entertaining… I am a fan.
Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…
Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally. But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues… There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary…. But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”… She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.
The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador… Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits… The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party… Here are the pics…
