Samantha Gradoville is an American model who is getting more and more famous because every once in a while, Fashion needs an American girl, especially when she doesn’t look like the typical American… She’s put in serious work, if by work I mean she’s been TOPLESS for fashion HERE , HERE , and HERE The kind of hard work I appreciate because it isn’t work at all but as long as we pretend it is, we can convince chicks to participate in this kind of sleaze…
Christina Aguilera reminds us that making fun of a fat bitch, works. It is something that parents at school and the media call bullying, something they are aggressively campaigning against because a few gay kids and a fat weirdo killed themselves, making it a fucking national crisis, despite it being part of human nature, and even seen in the animal world, with primates and shit, but we’re civilized and need to keep our shit talking or telling people they are inadequate to our fucking selves, or else we will get arrested… Bullying works…and if it didn’t, why would this pig be hitting the gym daily, cuz clearly she was into being fat, and even tried to take ownership on it, before it became too much for her to handle, and I’m not just talking about the elastic waistband of her pants, I’m talking her soul… So now she’s getting fit, but her ass is in a state of confusion, as it bounces around in leggings trying to figure out what it all means, is it meant to be fat, or round, or flat, it just doesn’t know what’s going on, and for some reason I find it fascinating to stare at. Follow X-Tina’s lead, choose life, not diabetes. With Love, Jesus Martinez #cyberbully. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken…. The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself… It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism.. Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.
Ireland Baldwin has a message for Hailey Baldwin : Take this! As she battles her cousin for title of Family Hottie, the 17-year old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger poses in a bikini for the latest issue of Modern Luxury’s Beach. And she looks mighty fine while doing so! Aside from her svelte body, Baldwin shared a number of tidbits about herself with the publication: To which fictional character does she relate? “I lived in Africa for a little while so I was a real-life Cady Heron [from Mean Girls ].” What is her life mantra? “A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes,’ by Mahatma Gandhi.” What is her favorite social media platform? “Vine.” What is her favorite snack? “Almond butter on apple slices.”
Ireland Baldwin posted these pics to her instagram. She is the 6 foot 2, IMG Model Agency Signed, 17.75 year old girl, who as her size and hips would suggest, has the hormones of a 27 year old in heat, ready to make babies, unable to keep it in her pants, not even when the paparazzi is watching, I mean especially when the paparazzi is watching, because what better way to piss off your dad and make a name for yourself by being a celebrity wild child the media waste their time talking about, because without being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s daughter, she wound’t matter in the world, but even while being their daughter, she doesn’t have to be working it for the paparazzi for attention. This is what happens when daddy doesn’t hug you enough I guess. The broken girls with daddy issues are always the ones who hit puberty the youngest, I’m talking 8 years old. I don’t feel dirty posting a 17.75 year old in a bikini, because I am not lusting after this one, and I also know nothing really changes from 17.75 and 18, so it’s virtually the same thing, just don’t get caught with naked pics of her….naked pics you know her Stand Up Paddle Boarding boyfriend has…. FBI – He’s the one you want, not the readers of this site. Young love, can’t wait for it to all go wrong, as it always does. I blame it all on her blocking me on Twitter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ireland Baldwin posted these pics to her instagram. She is the 6 foot 2, IMG Model Agency Signed, 17.75 year old girl, who as her size and hips would suggest, has the hormones of a 27 year old in heat, ready to make babies, unable to keep it in her pants, not even when the paparazzi is watching, I mean especially when the paparazzi is watching, because what better way to piss off your dad and make a name for yourself by being a celebrity wild child the media waste their time talking about, because without being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s daughter, she wound’t matter in the world, but even while being their daughter, she doesn’t have to be working it for the paparazzi for attention. This is what happens when daddy doesn’t hug you enough I guess. The broken girls with daddy issues are always the ones who hit puberty the youngest, I’m talking 8 years old. I don’t feel dirty posting a 17.75 year old in a bikini, because I am not lusting after this one, and I also know nothing really changes from 17.75 and 18, so it’s virtually the same thing, just don’t get caught with naked pics of her….naked pics you know her Stand Up Paddle Boarding boyfriend has…. FBI – He’s the one you want, not the readers of this site. Young love, can’t wait for it to all go wrong, as it always does. I blame it all on her blocking me on Twitter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry. So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer. You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me… Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.
With the amount of cleavage we’ve been seeing on the red carpet these past couple weeks, I hope Cannes goes on forever. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving. And here’s Emmanuelle Seigner continuing the trend at the premiere of the new Roman Polanski movie La Venus a la fourrure . I don’t know about you guys, but one look at these pictures and I’m feeling more artsy and cultured already. That’s what it’s called when foreign films make your pants feel tight, right? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
So, uh, since I’m not really sure what to say about these pictures of Ireland Baldwin going paddleboarding that isn’t going to get me in trouble, I’ll just stick to the facts. According to the Internet, Ireland’s 6’2″ , 17 for another 5 months, and both her and her dad could probably kick my ass. Let’s move on.
I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….
