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Irina Shayk Does Love Good

So every year, British magazine LOVE does their own advent calendar, only instead of stale chocolate, it comes with daily videos of hot models. (Which is waaaay better, if you ask me.) And here’s the one for today: Irina Shayk doing a strip tease that’s so hot, it makes me wish I’d asked for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. So forget “spending time with your family” and all that crap and instead, celebrate the holidays the right way: locked in a bathroom watching this video on repeat.

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Some More Rihanna Christmas Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is back in her home country, visiting her garbage man father, reliving her shanty youth, where she managed to break free thanks to some creepy pervert British song writing who felt she had something to offer the world…and that would in turn make her money…because historically…girls on islands, even when they are hookers or sex workers, never make 100,000,000 dollars a year…there’s a scam or story behind this girl…that we’ll never know…and here she is in a bikini…

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Porn Stars Read Where the Wild Things Are of the Day

The people who brought you Porn Stars Read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…have put together a boxing day video for you…the day after Christmas that speaks to your creepy issues…because you like being read kids books bedtime stories, even though you’re grown ass men… I guess they get that you are either too shy, or too broke, but you are too shy to ask your hookers to read you bed time stories…because you know it’s a weird thing to masturbate to…. Starring: Samantha Rone, Karla Kush, Adriana Checkik, Sara Luvv, Cherie DeVille, AJ Applegate, Bree Daniels, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Mercedes Carrera, Ashlyn Molloy, Ryder Skye, Dakota Skye, Ariana Grand, Riley Reid, Eva Long, Scarlet Red, Tiff Bannister, Chanel Preston Alaina Kristar

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Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime… Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

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Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk Is Painfully Hot

I know I say this about every model I want to try to convince to sleep with me (which is all of them, in case you were wondering), but when it comes to Irina Shayk , it’s true. She really is one of the hottest women on the planet. Here’s her latest smoking hot swimsuit shoot, and if I were you, I’d make sure to know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because I have a feeling you’re going to need it.

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Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it…. I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world.. So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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Irina Shayk Is Simply Amazing

Because there’s few better ways to end another long work week than with some supermodel sideboob , here’s Irina Shayk looking red hot at the European premiere of Hercules in Berlin. So enjoy, and you might as well start packing up now. Because take it from me, once you see these, you’re not going to be able to get any more work done the rest of the day anyway. » view all 33 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sarina is Topless for Giovanni Lipari of the Day

Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely…. At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul… Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.

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Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes…. Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look… We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her… She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does… Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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