On average, about one out of every two marriages in the United States of America ends in divorce. That may come as a depressing shock to fans of being in love. But perhaps you'll be comforted to know that many of these same couples that split are on solid enough terms that they pose for a selfie immediately after signing the paperwork. Oh, yes, divorce selfies are now a trend. Some are happy. Some are angry. Some are very, very awkward. Scroll around below to see former husbands and wives pose for the camera together, one final time… 1. You Can’t Please Everyone But one half of this former couple looks psyched to be free. 2. Or Maybe You Can Please Everyone Both customers here look pretty satisfied, don’t they? 3. A Sense of Humor to The End Reads the caption to this photo: “Typical us, we accidentally wore the same shirt to divorce court. Divorce final today, but I’ll always love this man.” 4. Let’s Never Speak of This Again I’ve already forgotten you. 5. Some Things are for the Best Reads this caption: “After 6 years of separation, we are officially divorced! #divorceselfie #getalongbetternowthanwhenwelivedtogether #amicabledivorce #finallygotaroundtoit #ievenlikehisgirlfriend.” 6. We Aren’t Sure How to Feel So we’ll go for both emotions. View Slideshow
Sharknado 5 is about to take a bite out of Syfy. The film will air on the cable network on August 6 at 8/7c and be titled Sharknado 5: Global Swarming . In chapter 5 of this saga,“the mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid) when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world,” according to the official press release. It adds: “From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars and Olympians, enlisting famous faces from news, entertainment, and sports in their most epic battle yet.” As for who will star in Sharknado 5, aside from Ziering and Reid once again? Scroll down for a look at cast and their characters! 1. Fabio Will Play… … The Pope. 2. Tony Hawk Will Play… … a masterful weapons operative strategist. 3. Clay Aiken Will Play… … Llewelyn, a cutting edge technology genius. 4. Olivia Newton-John Will Play… Electra, a brilliant scientists who helps defend Australia from a looming Sharknado. Her daughter will also portray a scientist. 5. Bret Michaels Will Play… … a visiting artist that gets trapped in the storm. 6. Margaret Cho Will Play… … a fussy bride whose honeymoon is interrupted by sharks. View Slideshow
If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , you’re probably aware that Leah Messer hasn’t been terribly lucky in the romance department. Twice-divorced with at least one high-profile non-marital breakup under her belt, Leah just can’t seem to make her relationships work in the long-term, which is a shame, as it seems that there’s nothing she wants more than a white picket fence happy ending. Sadly, it now looks as though Leah’s not the only member of the Messer family struggling with chronic romantic misfortune. Leah’s younger sister, Victoria Messer, welcomed a child with husband Brian Jones back in February. Now, Radar Online is reporting that Victoria has filed for divorce from Brian . Details are scarce, but we know that either the split happened suddenly, or the couple remains on good terms, as Jones was effusive in his praise for Victoria just a few weeks ago: “I just want to say thanks to the most beautiful woman in the world Victoria Jones. She has been there for me when no one else was,” he wrote in a Facebook status update. “She give me hope even when I didn’t have it. She showed me love even when I didn’t, but the best thing of them all, she give me the most beautiful daughter in the world.” He added: “When I saw her for the first time. I knew my family was completed. I will always love you Victoria and Cami.” Brian hinted at some recent struggles in his lengthy online tribute to his wife, but ultimately, he sounded optimistic for the future: “It can be bad sometimes, it can be good but the best thing to do is keep the bad always from us and keep a positive mind because in the end that’s what matters in life,” he wrote. Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a guy who’s headed for divorce, but who knows what may have taken place? Maybe something calamitous happened, and Brian was completely blindsided by the filing. Maybe Brian and Victoria really just parted on amicable terms and decided they’re better apart than together. Maybe Victoria realized she’s been dating the ghost of a late founding member of the Rolling Stones all this time and decided disembodied spirits don’t make for great husband material. Whatever the case, Victoria didn’t waste any time with a legal separation. We guess breakups happen fast in the Messer clan! View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!
Indian Woman Disfigured By Acid Attack Marries Man She Met On Misdialed Call This is a really sweet and heartwarming story. An Indian woman named Lalita Ben Bansi had her bridal dreams come true last week when she wed her true love Ravi Shankar at the Thane registration office near Mumbai on May 23rd. Lalita suffered horrific facial burns five years ago when her hatin’ azz cousin threw acid in her face five years ago. She’s been through 17 surgeries since then but was blessed to meet Shankar after she misdialed a phone call! Via Life & Style reports: “I didn’t know a wrong number would set everything right in my life,” Bansi said, according to British newspaper Metro . “I am feeling very happy. I had never thought that I would ever get married. He has a big heart and a beautiful mind.” ‘He knew everything about me and was well aware of my looks, but he still kept on his promise to marry me. I am so proud to have a partner like him.’ Their love hasn’t been without its obstacles, but Ravi, who works as a CCTV operator and owns a petrol pump (gas station?) was determined to make Lalita happy. “I had to only convince my mother to accept my choice. I had to make Lalita believe that she too had the right to a better life,” he said. “Her heart is pure and that is what matters the most.” Ravi even says he’s happy to settle down in Ranchi (where his petrol pump is) or Mumbai, whichever Lalita wants! Super sweet love story right? And the wedding was even star studded! According to reports, several Bollywood stars attended including Vivek Oberoi, who met Lalita at an event for acid attack survivors. We’re not sure whether we are more heart warmed by them, or the fact that the evil cousin’s plot totally backfired and Lalita came up even better than before. She’s got a great man and famous friends! Isn’t it great to see someone blessed after such terrible misfortune? Getty Images
According to a semi-reliable source, Beyonce is due to give birth in the near future. And, as any new parent will tell you, this means the singer and her famous husband won’t exactly be out and about any time soon after their twins enter the world. They’ll be busy changing diapers, fixing bottles and trying to get in some sleep whenever possible. Therefore, prior to welcoming a pair of siblings for daughter Blue Ivy, Beyonce and Jay Z hosted the “Carter Push Party” on Sunday night, which explains their absence from the 2017 Billboard Music Awards. And while various details remain scarce, the singer did provide fans with three photographic updates from the festivities. The first we’ve shared above. The second features Bey and Jay in some festive attire, a Henna tattoo etched across Beyonce’s very impressive baby bump. The third photo is similar to the second; it gives fans a fun look at arguably the most powerful couple in all of Hollywood. Beyonce doesn’t look all that angry about Amber Rose insinuating that she slept with Jay Z , does she? In typical Queen Bey fashion, the artist did not include any captions with these images. We can tell she’s happy, but we don’t know exactly what she’s thinking while dancing and just hanging out, waiting to become a mother once again. We don’t even know who else was in attendance at the event… which is why we’re grateful to Tina Knowles! Beyonce’s mother was on hand to document the gathering, posing at one point with LaLa Anthony, for example. “This woman gets more beautiful every time i see her!! Hotttness personified!!” Tina wrote as a caption to the following snapshot. Former Destiny’s Child bandmates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams were also in attendance, as was a glowing and pregnant Serena Williams. Beyonce, of course, announced she was pregnant back on February 1. She hasn’t said much else in public since then, remaining mum on such topics as the twins’ gender, her due date and basically everything else related to the miraculous development. But the superstar has at least kept fans satisfied by often sharing pictures of her growing baby bump, giving followers at least some glimpse into her life these days. To wit: View Slideshow: Beyonce: See All Her Glorious Pregnancy Photos! In making their major announcement, Beyonce and Jay Z wrote a few months ago: “We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters.” An anxious world now awaits confirmation of the babies’ arrival Until then, we’ll continue to speculate on what the kids may be named… View Slideshow: Beyonce Baby Names: What Will They Be?
SPOILER ALERT: Water will play a key role on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday. In a new trailer released by E!, we initially go behind the scenes of the time Kourtney Kardashian got naked for her birthday. With loved ones cheering her on in the following promo, Kourtney is full-on nude and emerging out of the water like some sort of sexy mermaid. Minus the tail and everything. Later in the footage, however, water is used in a very different way, as Scott Disick is confronted for bringing a woman with him as a date on this family vacation. “I did something wrong as always,” Disick says as a sarcastic apology on this episode, which picks up where last week's intense installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians left off. But these words don't satisfy Khloe Kardashian… … who proceeds to hurl a cup of water all over her quasi brother-in-law. “That actually made me feel better,” Kourtney then says. What else is in store for folks who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week? It looks like Kim Kardashian will head to New York to testify against those who robbed her in Paris, as the series continues to milk this storyline for all it can. Also, Kris Jenner and Kim lay into Khloe for some reason, who is really not in the mood to hear it. CHECK OUT THE FULL TRAILER NOW:
Kim Kardashian is both under the weather and under fire at the moment. The reality star apparently has a case of the flu, but instead of garnering sympathy from her legion of social media followers, Kardashian has garnered a solid dose of outrage. All due to a single Tweet. “The flu can be an amazing diet. So happy it came in time for the Met,” Kardashian wrote of her unexpected, illness-based slimdown, just weeks prior to the 2017 Met Gala in New York City on Monday, May 1. She then added: “lol #6lbsdown.” Many followers were not laughing out loud, however. They were aghast that Kim would joke about something as potentially dangerous as the influenza virus. “Now imagine saying that to your daughter after she gets sick…” one peeved user wrote, while another fumed: “It sends dangerous messages & supports not being healthy as a valid weight loss technique. But I wonder why eating disorders are so common…” Kardashian has since deleted the Tweet, but not before it was widely viewed by critics on the Web. Other harsh responses to the mesage have included: People also die from the flu…but glad you feeling better. You’re aware of the amount of people that follow you/are inspired by you, right? lots of them being impressionable young people? You’re promoting weight loss in spite of health to thousands of impressionable people who take you very seriously . yes those people who died of flu just looked fab in their coffins! #onpoint. maybe don’t glamorize sickness for weight loss. Look: Do people die from the flu? Yes. Do most people die from the flu? No. Does Kim Kardashian often say and do dumb stuff that make us question whether she realizes the impact she has on young girls? Absolutely. But where’s the outage when Kim and her sisters waist train ? There’s an example of something Kim is directly, specifically promoting to her fans… and something that is wholly unhealthy and ridiculous. This , however? As much we typically love to pile on the anti-Kim Kardashian train, we just can’t muster up any real anger over what Kim clearly meant to be a joke. At least she’s trying, right? The quips and zingers typically fall to Khloe Kardashian , the one sister with an actual personality and sense of humor. We’re just glad to see Kim attempting to act in any way that isn’t over-rehearsed, scripted and wooden. And we don’t appear to be alone. “I’m in love with the fact that people don’t understand your humor. It’s shallow humor, but still… this is a joke people.” wrote one fan, while another also showed her support as follows: “For God sakes people relax, it was a joke, Kim, hope you feel better soon, sending you love and well wishes from Canada.” View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 24 Shocking Facts About Her 72-Day Marriage Kardashian, of course, has obsessed over her weight ever since she became famous. Lasrt July, seven months after giving birth, she gushed over her figure to E! News. “I’m definitely to my goal weight. I’m down more than I expected,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star said at the time, giving credit to a certain strategy and company by adding: “The Atkins diet was so easy for me because there’s so many sweets and treats that keep you satisfied along the way. I think with the help of all of that it’s been super easy.” What do YOU think of Kim’s Tweet? Did it deserve these kind of replies?
Australian rapper, Terry Peck, also known as 2Pec (yes, you read right), was on the run from the law recently. His crime? Trying to avoid a seafood bill that cost more than $600. According to Gold Coast Bulletin, Peck was dining at Omeros Bros Seafood Restaurant and was dissatisfied with his meal. “There was oyster […]
Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at…. So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t… The post Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying… Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one… The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
