I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth…. Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right.. She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her… I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch… I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong… The post Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Despite their best efforts, it seems there’s nothing the Duggar family can do to avoid controversy this year. Obviously, the Josh Duggar sex scandals are still fresh in the minds of many former fans, but lately Jill Duggar and her husband, Derick Dillard, have been drawing almost as much criticism. The latest dust-up concerns the above photo that was posted to the Duggar family’s official Facebook page last week. As you can see, baby Israel appears to be sporting a small bruise above his eye, and Duggar fans are pouncing on the opportunity to point out what they see as further evidence of Jill and Derick’s negligent parenting. Obviously, kids bump and bruise themselves all the time, and this shouldn’t really be a big deal on its own, but with the response she’s been getting from her photos lately, you’d think Jill would know enough to just take a break from social media for a while. Last month, Jill posted a photo of Israel in which he appeared to be sporting a different facial bruise. Followers attacked her both for the injury and for the fact that he was seated in front of non-baby-proofed electrical outlet. Prior to that, Jill shared a photo that prompted Duggar fans to launch a series of bizarre conspiracy theories regarding Derick Dillard’s changing appearance . View Slideshow: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos Like we said, social media has not been Jill’s friend lately. Really the only thing Jill can do now is step away from Instagram and Facebook until this trend of criticizing her every move dies down. Is it fair? Not really, but we’re sure the Dillards are sick of the criticism, and rational discussion has no place in an Internet comment thread. Trust us, Jill. Right now, someone is posting an all-caps, 1,000-word screed about this article without having read a single word of it. We feel your pain. View Slideshow: Jill Duggar Baby Photos
By now, you’ve probably heard that Jessa Duggar has named her firstborn son Spurgeon Seewald . Spurgeon Seewald: What’s In a Name? Needless to say, the name is a bit odd, even by the standards of the Duggar family, which previously gave us such gems as Joy-Anna (not to be confused with her sister Johannah), Jinger, and Josh. (Okay, “Josh” isn’t a weird name, but Josh Duggar is a total freakshow.) Anyway, Jessa and husband Ben Seewald have explained why they chose the name Spurgeon , but some fans are still feeling mighty confused – and some of them are oddly pissed off. So here are some of the most memorable comments from around the web. Feel free to offer your own thoughts on the name, just remember that while his parents are fair game, it’s not cool to poke fun at an infant. View Slideshow: There are SO Many Duggars! Sadly, he’ll probably experience enough of that years from now. (Once his high school classmates realize he comes from a famously chaste family, you know “Spurgeon the Virgin” will haunt him until his wedding day.) Anyway, take it away, Internet jerks: “Good thing they homeschool cause that poor child. His nickname would be sperm germ or some psycho sh-t the kids these days come up with.” “Sounds like the name of a sea vegetable. Poor kid, he’s gonna be bullied.” “Good God. I’m starting to think these people pick ugly names for their kids to get attention. First Israel and now this. That poor child!!” “So sad, poor kid. Spurgeon Seewald, sounds like the name of Spongebob’s cousin!” Congratulations to the Seewald family! That being said, please do not use the nickname “Spurge”. Spurge is dirty slang for the male ejaculation (akin to splooge). Not trying to leave filth on this very clean page, but it does seem this particular audience would be in ignorance of that fact. That last comment resulted in an interesting conversation about which terms for male ejaculate are considered socially appropriate. Sigh. Good luck, kid. We’re just gonna call you Elliot, okay? View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Photos: Welcome #BabySeewald!
As an ardent supporter of Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge , it pains me to read articles like the one published in a recent issue of the National Enquirer . Gossip Cop has helpfully debunked a report that the former Kate Middleton has an eating disorder , and is “consulting a leading British medical expert who is treating her for the early stages of anorexia.” Catherine has been the target of stories like this since she married Prince William in April 2011. Certain media outlets prey on her thin frame, using any and all opportunity to shout, “She’s not eating!” or “She’s down to 98 pounds and has resorted to eating mulch from the palace gardens!” It gets worse. “Instead of a body to die for, she ended up with a condition that can be fatal,” a palace insider claims, pointing out that Catherine works tirelessly to become the “Perfect Princess” through strict dieting and exercise. “The sad fact is Kate overdid things,” said insider said with a (no doubt) heavy heart. Yes, the Duchess of Cambridge is thin, but no one knows what goes on behind palace walls, and it’s very easy (and very uncool) to speculate about eating disorders. If you must know, Catherine is very athletic; she plays tennis at the Harbour Club in London, runs, skiis and reportedly enjoys a spot of yoga. In November 2011, Catherine refused to try some peanut paste during a visit to UNICEF center in Denmark, which sent newspapers into a tizzy. An insider explained that the newlywed was “not comfortable eating in front of the cameras. “What if she didn’t like it and made a face? That expression would then be on every newspaper.” This is actually believable, even if the source had no connection to Catherine whatsoever. Seeing as the poor girl’s life went from semi-private to 100% public after she said “I do,” I don’t blame her.
Too many times in the past, we've mocked the ridiculous actions of some very irresponsible parents . Granted, many of them deserved such mockery. Some moms and dads out there really have to shape up. But others have totally mastered this parenting thing, as evidenced by the amazing things they've done to their children below… 1. Not the Master of Your Domain This is OUR domain. Know it. Respect it. Or pay the Justin Bieber-themed price. 2. A Hard Bargain You think you can just lose a tooth and then rake it in?!? The Tooth Fairy has other ideas. 3. LOL!!! And may we add: LOL! How can this son ever look his parents in the eye ever again? 4. Be Grateful for the Blanket! We won’t be as generous next time. Consider yourselves warned. 5. You WILL Get Along Or else you’ll have a very long day being stuck together, literally. 6. Let’s Make a Deal You can go surf the Internet after you do these three things. Your call, child. View Slideshow
We have an update on Jessa Duggar’s baby boy. An update on Jessa Duggar’s very LARGE baby boy, that is. As reported last night, Jessa Duggar gave birth to her first child on Thursday afternoon, finally becoming a mother after 40-plus weeks of posting photos of her ever-expanding state on Instagram. Husband Ben Seewald then shared a picture of his newborn online this morning, only to follow it up a few hours later with an update concerning child and mother. “Our sweet baby boy was born last night. He weighed 9 lbs and 11 ounces and is 21 1/4 inches long!,” Ben wrote on www.theseewaldfamily.com. “He’s precious and both he and Jessa are doing great.” Glad to hear it! Especially concerning that weight and that length. Holy hugeness, Jessa! We’re relieved to hear you are holding up okay after such a delivery. As for the little one’s name? Ben knows fans are curious. But that doesn’t mean he’s prepared to satisfy that curiosity just yet. “Stay tuned – we will share his name soon,” Seewald wrote online. In light of another Duggar family member entering the world, Jessa’s brother-in-law Derick Dillard and her sister Jill Dillard congratulated the couple on Friday. “Congrats to Jessa and Ben on the birth of their baby boy!” Derick wrote on Instagram, adding: “y’all are great parents already! May you raise this little guy in the love and admonition of our Lord. #congrats #newparents #newnephew #prouduncle.” Jill Duggar, who gave north herself to a boy named Israel , shared a celebratory message of her own on social media, keeping it short, simple and enthusiastic: “Yay! So excited for @jessaseewald and @ben_seewald.” According to TLC insiders, new baby boy will be a focal point on Counting On, the network’s upcoming series of specials featuring Jessa and sister Jill and where their lives are now. View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Bump Pics: 1 & Counting!
All aboard the crazy train! Sides were chosen on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 5 , as multiple truths came to light and the Salvatore brothers once again found themselves aligned for a common cause: Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 5 Online The cold, brutal, violent, painful death of Julian. We learned this week that The Phoenix Stone does not, in actuality, bring anyone back from the dead. On the contrary, it fills a corpse with the spirit of a dark vampire who had been stuck in said Stone; meaning Oscar was not Oscar and Jo was not Jo. Bonnie broke this sad news to Alaric, who fought back tears in front of Non-Jo and agreed to help her discover who actual identity. She seems lost and lonely and confused in this news world, though it’s unclear if that’s some kind of act or really what is going on with the creature who inhabits who formerly pregnant and stabbed body. Non-Oscar, meanwhile, met his demise at the hands of Enzo, who confronted Lily with everything he knew. Lily responded with a full understanding of how the Stone works, telling Enzo she chooses it (and, by extension, Julian) over him because Julian’s spirit is actually one of the ones stuck in that nefarious rock. If used properly, she really can bring Julian back from the dead with it… and that’s how we concluded the episode, with Nora and Mary Louise helping Lily use the Stone to match locked-up spirit with its true body. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! So Julian is now alive again, but Damon and Stefan will both be looking to kill him very dead on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 , each for a different reason: Damon discovered that Lily was the one who told Kai to enact that whole sleeping curse on Elena. Valerie came clean to Stefan about what Julian did to her, beating the baby she shared out of her womb all those years ago. What will that latter admission mean for the future of Staroline? We shudder to think In Flash Forward World, Bonnie confessed to a support group that she made a mistake a long time ago and “lost” someone she loved as a result. Who might that be?!? As you ponder those possibilities, ponder this as well: three years in the future, we also saw Enzo meet up with Bonnie inside some kind of rehab center, tell her things are pretty bad outside… and then totally make out with her! WHAT THE WHAT? Check out scenes from next week’s installment and go watch The Vampire Diaries online if you need to catch up before then. The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 Teaser
