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Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing… I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars…. Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with… Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water… You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn… I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see… TO SEE HER NAKED IN TRUE DETECTIVE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER NAKED IN TRUE DETECTIVE CLICK HERE The post Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day