We’ve heard of nuns on the run. But never of a nun on the child birth table. Until now. A Salvadorean member of the cloth told reporters she had no clue she was pregnant late last week after she felt cramps in her stomach, summoned an ambulance… and then gave birth a few hours later. The 31-year old unknowingly welcomed a nine-pound boy into the world on Wednesday and named him Francis, after the Pope . “I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun said not long afterward, according to the Italian news agency ANSA. The nun belongs to the “Little Disciples of Jesus” convent in Campomoro, Italy which manages an elderly people’s home. She will reportedly keep the baby, as other new mothers in the local hospital have started to collect clothes and donations for her. No word yet from anyone at the hospital, but the new mother’s fellow nuns were apparently “very surprised” over the news. Yeah. We would assume so.
Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…
I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so. For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics. Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.
Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…
Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…
I could have gone through life never seeing Lady Gaga’s bush, because I think she’s the worst and there are so many other bushes I would rather see, yet, for some reason…a reason called me loving bush, this makes me happy, because her fans and the world will know that pubic hair is not the enemy, so I guess Gaga and I are fighting the same fight on this one, as much as I like to think that Gaga and I should never be on the same side of anything…because Gaga is the worst…but this..all thick and Italian…works for me…she’s won this round…keep up the good weirdness…
We don’t condone domestic violence but, we might choke a beyotch out too if she wasted half a million of OUR money to hide her drug habit!!! According to NY Daily News reports : British television chef Nigella Lawson is being accused of secretly abusing drugs at the expense of her ex-husband Charles Saatchi during their 10-year marriage. Months after the couple’s divorce, Lawson, 53, was brought up again in a London court during the trial against the celebrity chef’s former assistants, Italian sisters Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo, who have been charged with stealing over $480,000 of Saatchi’s money to spend on lavish holidays, designer handbags and other items — according to The Telegraph . As part of their defense, the assistants, who worked for Lawson for over 10 years, claimed that the celebrity chef permitted the use of her husband’s credit card for their lavish expenditures — all in exchange for keeping her alleged drug habit a secret. According to the defense, the pair had an “understanding” with Lawson to keep mum about her “daily” abuse of cocaine, marijuana and prescription pills, the newspaper reports . They say the kitchen maven sustained her drug habit without her husband’s knowledge for 10 years. “The defendants will maintain that they were fully aware of her illicit drug use and she essentially would consent to their expenditure on the understanding that there would be no disclosure to her husband of her usage,” a lawyer for Elisabetta Grillo, 32, reportedly said in court. Lawson’s legal team dismissed the drug allegations as “totally scurrilous” and “untrue,” according to the Telegraph, noting that the timing of it all is “no coincidence at all” — in reference to Lawson’s headline-grabbing divorce drama. Dayuuuum. That’s a helluva hush money fund. Stay off that blow! WENN
Thank God for Florida. Because even though it’s freezing near me right now, there’s still somewhere for a hottie like Italian model Laura Cremaschi here to show off her perfect booty in a bikini. Sure, they’ll do it at the beach, but not in my mom’s basement or at the Sears Portrait Studio or in the Denny’s bathroom. Believe me, I’ve tried asking nicely and everything. I guess I just don’t understand women sometimes. Photos: Fameflynet
Another sexcellent week for streaming nudes on Netflix, and we’re leading off with the all-natural wonder that is Violante Placido in The American (2010). The Italian eyeful gives up fantastic full frontal while being lusty and busty throughout with George Clooney. It’s more fluffy furburger when French femme Stephanie Sokolinski strips down in Augustine (2012), and Amber Heard isn’t shy about showing off her suckers for social commentary in The Joneses (2009). Finally get a retro rager thanks to blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield and other Playmates in the documentary Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel (2009), and catch just a hint of nipple slipple from Yayaying Rhatha Phongam in Only God Forgives (2013). See pics after the jump!
Another sexcellent week for streaming nudes on Netflix, and we’re leading off with the all-natural wonder that is Violante Placido in The American (2010). The Italian eyeful gives up fantastic full frontal while being lusty and busty throughout with George Clooney. It’s more fluffy furburger when French femme Stephanie Sokolinski strips down in Augustine (2012), and Amber Heard isn’t shy about showing off her suckers for social commentary in The Joneses (2009). Finally get a retro rager thanks to blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield and other Playmates in the documentary Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel (2009), and catch just a hint of nipple slipple from Yayaying Rhatha Phongam in Only God Forgives (2013). See pics after the jump!
