I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.
I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine… I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!! I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….
I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape… I mean I posted Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie and Izabel Goulart Topless and Kendall Jenner Modeling Swimwear and Bar Refaeli’s Ass in Jeans and most importantly KATE UPTON NUDE IN MUSE today…but I leave you with this….that’s depressing….an emotion I’m used to….and one I’m sure Jennifer Love is also used to…she’s an old single unmarried lady now…weird… To See a Whole Lot of Pics of Her on Her Birthday FOLLOW THIS LINK
Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…
We and (everyone else) have made much ado about Upton over the past couple of days, but did you know that the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue also features hot models who aren’t named Kate? It’s true! The Vh1 special Sports Illustrated: The Making of Swimsuit 2012 , new at Mr. Skin, goes behind the scenes to MAMonstrate why Bar Refaieli , Izabel Goulart, and Irina Shayk should also be in your tube-lubing lexicon. Ain’t diversity grand? More after the jump!
Izabel Goulart tweeted some pics of her pre-Victoria’s secret fashion show workout hustle to get that hot, toned, lingerie model body, so that she doesn’t end up looking like Karolina Kurkova, forced to lie about a thyroid issue, when none of the costumes they were fitted for fit…it happened a few years ago…and it wasn’t edited out ….. As a man married to an obese women who only breaks a sweat when taking a shit, usually screaming bloody murder because her body can’t handle the workout, or volume of shit passing through her….I really appreciate skinny girls and I really love watching them work out….because they do things in tight clothes that make it easy to pretend they are doing it naked…it’s almost enough reason for me to join a gym, but I can’t afford that luxury, so instead I just peak through the windows until the police ask me to leave… Either way, hot model, showing off big model feet, working out doing Pilates all flexible in tights that she decided to share with us makes for Good fucking times. Bar Refaeli, who has blocked me on twitter cuz she wants my dick, obviously, and is playing hard to get, obviously, posted this not as hot pic of her working out to keep her model body for her money making hustle…and figured it wasn’t as hot as Izabel Goulart, so it doesn’t deserve a post of its own…but I can’t just not post it….so here it is.. And if you want to see Bar Refaeli fully naked….ass and tan lines…in an old pic that resurfaced today shot by Eyal Nevo here it is….
I’ve already posted some bitches from SI 2011 in bikinis ….I’ve also posted this year and last year’s cover girls ….but I figured Izabel Goulart deserved a post of her own… I figured this Brazilian bitch needed a post of her own, cuz she was in SI body painted in the thickest body paint available on the market, that is pretty much liquid fabric that covers all pussy lip, nipple and pubic hair stubble, but at least we got to see ass crack…so at least everyone’s trying to step it up a notch…cuz in previous years they didn’t even give us that.. On a side note, Izabel Goulart’s got some kind of crazy face I never noticed and I’m not sure why I’m noticing now….Maybe it’s due to a recent obsession with nose jobs and cosmetic dental care….or maybe cuz she’s always half naked and half naked usually erases faces….except for today…for some reason…maybe I’m gay…but gays generally don’t mind ugly faces…just watch Glee and look at pics of Gaga for the proof on that…and that’s all I gotta say about that.
Here are some pictures of a Izabel Goulart to remind some of you bitches of what you are supposed to look like. So stop fucking eating fatty, no one wants to see you in a bikini lookin’ as sloppy as you do…there’s a reason your husband’s a loser and you’re sitting behind a desk or working the checkout line at Walmart, stop fucking eating fatty, and pull yourself together….if you don’t look like Izabel Goulart, you are nothing…you are nothing…. I think I’m gonna print this post out and give it to my wife for Valentines Day, it is just around the corner, I’ll throw in a gift certificate to al all you can eat buffet and I’m set…I’m romantic like that! See ladies…I am the ultimate man.
If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.
If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.
