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Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up… This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST

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Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:16am PST Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan…. You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this…. It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll. A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:26am PST

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Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit.. That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again… And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit.. That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again… And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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Izabel Goulart Behind the Scenes Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Loading It's time to work!! Shooting at this gorgeous Brazilian weather!! É hora de trabalhar!! Fotografando neste clima que só o Brasil tem!! Dream team @renatacorrea @nheiniger @silviogiorgio #brasil #itacare #atwork #magical #ocean #sun #bluesky View on Instagram Here’s a little behind the scenes footage of Izabel Goulart hard at work. To put things in perspective – she probably doesn’t get out of bed for anything over 30,000 dollars a day, and most likely in the 100,000 dollar range and this is all she has to do. Sure, she has to maintain her figure, build her brand and make people want to work with her. But in terms of actual work, this is what she does. Shows up on set, sits while hair and make-up is done, eats the craft servives foods – and this…100,000 dollars for 5 hours of this… Amazing.

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Izabel Goulart Behind the Scenes Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart Behind the Scenes Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Loading It's time to work!! Shooting at this gorgeous Brazilian weather!! É hora de trabalhar!! Fotografando neste clima que só o Brasil tem!! Dream team @renatacorrea @nheiniger @silviogiorgio #brasil #itacare #atwork #magical #ocean #sun #bluesky View on Instagram Here’s a little behind the scenes footage of Izabel Goulart hard at work. To put things in perspective – she probably doesn’t get out of bed for anything over 30,000 dollars a day, and most likely in the 100,000 dollar range and this is all she has to do. Sure, she has to maintain her figure, build her brand and make people want to work with her. But in terms of actual work, this is what she does. Shows up on set, sits while hair and make-up is done, eats the craft servives foods – and this…100,000 dollars for 5 hours of this… Amazing.

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Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench… It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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This Izabel Goulart Picture Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

Ever since I started following Izabel Goulart on Instagram she has become one of my favorite models and this pic is by far the hottest photo I’ve seen in a very long time! That’s a $1000000 view! Amazing!            

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

All of these Izabel Goulart fitness porn videos are starting to look the same. Sure a hot half naked body doing pretty impressive things due to fitness is always fun to look at, especially when married to a fat wife who considers eating her daily exercise…but they are all starting to blend into one another. I even forgot she existed because she’s old news and my attention span can only hand 6 months to a year of the same bullshit…and unless she’s doing this in thongs, or naked in the near future, her working out will bore me…obviously she works out she’s a fucking million dollar a day model…what the fuck else is she going to do all day…when not working… Step it up girl. You’re boring.

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Does The Iza Goulart Workout Videos Get Annoying of the DAy

I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

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