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J.Lo’s Ass at a Record Release Party of the Day

J.LO, despite being very old, brought her ass out to a record release party, at least that’s what I read this is, and I figure of course she brought her ass out to a record release party, her ass is what the fans want to see, even in it’s petrified state, like a fossil found in the desert of some life that lived many many years ago, inspiring really…to all you perverts out there into J.Lo and her mom ass…that I guess has it better than other asses because it started out huge…so as it ages, sages and melts into itself like other women thanks to the aging process…it does it more bubbly…like a balloon slowly deflating…the bigger the balloon the more time it’s got to look vile and disgusting.. Point being, her fans love her, the hispanic community love her, and she knows bringing the ass out will get media attention because she’s mastered the media, she’s been at it 100 years and gets how to get talked about….here it is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

J.Lo sweet chariot never gonna stop showing her tits now that she’s old enough to have tits – because she wants to make it clear to the world that she’s more than just an ass….she’s a triple threat…from singing and dancing to acting to fucking famous men to marrying a skeleton and breeding with him…to now ending up happy in love with a rod A.Rod…. She just doesn’t go the fuck away, because the ego, the eagerness to make money and to be adorned by her fans, who see her as some hispanic icon…is just what she thinks is her higher calling or purpose…thanks to the hispanics never turning their back on one of their own.. She’s unfortunately an “Industry”…and “empire” like Beyonce or whatever…and I find it irritating that she won’t back down and just find younger version of her to buy / sign / build up / exploit…but like the old ego, old hen, not wanting to let go, she probably doesn’t let women in the same room as her…but only a team of men on payroll telling her how hot she is. The post J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katy Perry is Disgusting of the Day

Katy Perry attended some MINNIE MOUSE event, who she refers to as Minerva Mouse, because she’s just on such good terms with the secret society at Disney who basically run Hollywood, from pedophile rings to deciding which shitty puppet they will use for their propaganda…because the only explanation that Katy Perry has such a lucrative and prolific career being an ugly monster of a woman, with no good song, nothing interesting to say, no great stage presence…or talent…is she’s a pawn in some bigger picture…. That said, it was Minnie’s 90th Birthday of giving women Unrealistic body expectations, you know they have to grow up knowing they’ll never grow ears as big, and it’s too bad that it’s not Katy Perry’s 90th birthday, because the liklihood of her dying would be far greater than they are…instead, we’re going to be stuck with this fat ass cankle pile of shit and her smut for years to come thanks to her constant self promotion. Yay. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry is Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo is 50 years old but still wears really tight pants to show off her really large ass…because the tight pants are needed to hold whatever the fuck this is in place…giving it shape that looks better that a vat of Mashed Potatoes…that I would assume the second those pants come off A Rod has to bury himself in like he was back in Domincan visiting his granny on a day trip to Haiti during the Earthquake and J.Lo’s ass was the weak infratructure of the buildings…right? Maybe that was a terrible analogy, but I assume her ass is a source of great anal, if you’ve got a 14 inch cock and can get passed this massive fucking cheeks… What I am going at is, what the hell is J.Lo on, she must be putting in SERIOUS fucking work to maintain whatever it is she’s got…and money.. The post J.Lo’s Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day

Here is Duff chubby on the trampoline making those big titty bounce….and it is a semi-magical experience if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, a loyal pervert who has been watching her grow up, and still more into her as a youthful hot thing from TV, but willing to still jerk off to her aging because it makes your love seem more real.. I’m only a recent Hilary Duff fan, and not even a fan, because I like her thickness, I find it strong and erotic and oddly enough never gave a fuck about her when she was a kid on TV and all the other perverts were jerking off to her… That said, here she is with a dude she seems to fuck, because she’s high testosterone divorcee, and they likes to fuck.. This is her 4th public boyfriend in less than a year…from Personal trainer to whoever this guy is, this bitch takes dick and looks strong enough to really take dick…and that’s a celebration… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

People, very strange people, jerk off to Chloe Moretz, she is their doughy young fetish….and that is all because they found out about her as some 14 year old girl in a latex suit being properly utilized in the sexually charged scene that is Hollywood….sold off by her dad to the world, a Plastic surgeon who played god and made women hot, figuring that his girl thanks to his narcissism could make it in AMerica and adorned by all, in the vanity hub of the world..the smoke and mirrors capital…so he sent her off to do that…it helps sell Face lifts I guess… Well, she’s out in leggings with a cameltoe and that’s about all there is to say about that cuz I’m trying to find a reason or more to say about a pussy eating a pair of pants that are one size too small…when the pictures are really all you need….to jerk off to a remember your weird fetish of watching a girl grow up from a distance and waiting for her to ripen.. The post Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted… I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten… The post Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…and I by default I don’t like J.Lo’s fat ass now….it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…or “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for losing bladder control cuz she’s old”…or “I don’t mind a little grey pussy hair if her pussy hair wasn’t waxed off thanks to being a trashy escort of a woman”…or “I kinda like that she’d have dentures if she wasn’t rich enough to have veneers”…but it’s still pushing 50 and that in and of itself makes her disgusting…and a reminder of all the old ladies in Yoga pants around the world worth fucking, but who shouldn’t be in yoga pants because they are 50…it’s all so depressing this aging process being delayed for rich people with their good diets, trainers and surgeons…you know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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