The Farrah Abraham sex tape apparently created quite a rift between the Teen Mom star and her mom, and she’s packing up and leaving as a result. Her mom Debra initially pretended to be blissfully ignorant of her 21-year-old girl’s porno with James Deen … which we all know by now is quite real. According to Deb, Farrah would NEVER star in such a video, let alone commission it or concoct a scheme to make it look like a leaked sex tape. The rationale, in her eyes: “We have religious beliefs.” Sure thing. In any case, Farrah did make the tape with James Deen, and despite her protestations, it came out that she was the one who thought up the scheme. When Debra found out , she flipped. Sources close to the Teen Mom star say the two have been so at odds over the sex tape that she packed up a U-Haul and hit the road today. Some say Farrah’s mom kicked her out. Farrah says otherwise. “After meeting with my counselor today, I’ve packed up everything; I’m not talking to my mom anymore,” the reality star of zero credibility says. This is, after all, a girl who went shopping for a fake boyfriend . She adds, seemingly without irony, “My mother will never be a good mother to me and it is too hurtful to deal with let alone have my daughter Sophia around it.” Sometimes, a mom does what she’s gotta do. Right Farrah?
Their daughter may have lost a lot of weight , but a new report states that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have lost that loving feeling. For each other. Multiple insiders confirm to TMZ that the long-time couple has separated, as Sharon is currently residing at the Beverly Hills Hotel, while Ozzy is holed up in a rented home a few miles away. The Osbournces have been married for 31 years and have three kids. As far as we know, there are no plans for either to file for divorce.
Farrah Abraham is desperate for money, fame and fake boyfriends. Before trying to recruit James Deen to pretend to date her and leak a Farrah Abraham porn movie as a sex tape, she cooked up another failed scheme. The Teen Mom star tried to get a guy to fake-date her so she could go on VH1’s Couples Therapy too, according to a new report … but that fell through. Seems to be a pattern with this girl. Farrah was in negotiations with an acquaintance named Carson Underwood, an aspiring actor, to pretend they were dating and boost both of their careers. “Farrah and Carson met at an American Music Awards after party last year and stayed in touch,” an insider told Radar . “She sent him a confidentiality agreement.” “It had all these clauses about how he would be ‘work for hire.’ He was never interested in Farrah, and certainly not interested in faking a relationship with her.” Again … sounds a lot like James Deen . Text messages obtained by Radar purport to show her presenting the Couples Therapy idea to him and telling him to contact her publicist if he wants in. The scheming Teen Mom star even lists the criteria she’s looking for in her fake boyfriend as “tan, tall, business man, who isn’t about fame and laid back.” Obviously, any fake BF “must be cool with kids and fam.” “The entire thing was orchestrated by Farrah and her team,” the source said. “Her only offer was from VH1 but she didn’t have a boyfriend, so she tried to find someone.” “It was all to keep her relevant. Farrah is willing to do anything to make money and stay famous, as you can tell by the fact that she ended up resorting to porn!” Carson Underwood couldn’t help but note the absurdity of the situation, posting on his Facebook page the day the Farrah Abraham sex tape story broke: “Remember kids this is what happens when you have a failed career as a wannabe reality-actress! You end up doing porn in the Valley after some guy (me) turns down going onto a reality show with you.” Farrah Abraham buuuuuuuuuuurn!!!!
Scary Movie 5 is not a spoof. It’s not even a comedy. It’s a mess of very vague references to mostly outdated cultural phenomena, sprinkled in between half-hearted and half-baked “gags.” Genre spoof is supposed to expose the conventions of that genre in a clever way. The original Scary Movie was successful because it came on the heels of a horror film Renaissance that began with the movie Scream (which, in itself was somewhat of a spoof, but, that’s okay). Scary Movie had a reason to exist. It had something to say. Mainly, “Boy, there sure are a lot of horror movies copying Scream these days.” But what is Scary Movie 5 saying? I sat through it, and I couldn’t tell you. It doesn’t look like a horror movie. It doesn’t act like a horror movie. It plays off exactly zero horror movie conventions, and really only makes reference to the horror aesthetic a handful of times. The film mainly follows the plotline of Guillermo Del Toro’s Mama . Hardly the cultural touchstone that Scream was. Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex play a couple who take in their nieces after they are found living for months alone in the woods. From there, there’s a bit of supernatural furniture movement, some mild possession, and a whole lot of references to already forgotten movies like Black Swan , Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Inception . To the film’s very minor credit, is was able to fit in a reference to the recently-released Evil Dead remake, and to the still-uncast Fifty Shades of Grey movie . Then there’s the utterly humiliating Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen scene that opens the film. The scene features the two celebrity train-wrecks in bed together (which just looks really gross), spitting out canned self-awareness directly to camera in a moment of “my publicist said this’d be funny” desperation. For a movie that fails to even qualify as a spoof, you’d hope it would at least be funny. But it’s not. The jokes seem thrown together by a couple frat guys on an all-night coke binge. “Let’s have a Mexican maid dance with a vacuum, and a black exorcist who steals. Because that wouldn’t be at all racist in 21st Century.” (note to the writers: It is racist). Watching Scary Movie 5 is like watching an awful stand-up comedian plod clumsily through a 90-minute set of fart jokes he just wrote back stage (the difference being at a comedy club you can have a drink). Also, he took a Percocet and is trying to stay awake. And so are you. Scary Movie 5 isn’t even “bad” in that gut-wrenching “how was this made” sense. It’s not interesting enough to be that bad. It’s just flat out boring. It’s hard to get through. It’s time to retire the franchise. Don’t see it. Listen to your friends make fun of Paranormal Activity at a bar instead. At least you’ll be drunk. RATING: 0/5 STARS
Speculation continues to swirl surrounding Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her sex tape, how it came to be, and when if will see the light of day. The video, which was made with porn star James Deen , was made for her eyes only and never intended for the public … if you believe her lies. In a new interview , Deen says Farrah signed a release, got paid for the tape and was part of a for-profit plot to make it look like it accidentally leaked. “I was approached to do this,” Deen says of the Farrah Abraham porn . “There was this whole scheme … ‘you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating’ … and I said absolutely not.” “There was this whole strategy and it blew up in their faces.” By “they,” he means Abraham’s PR people and the production company that created an elaborate scenario for him to pose with Farrah as a dating couple. Presumably, this idea was concocted based on the premise that a “leaked” tape would generate huge buzz and an even bigger payday for Abraham. It was all a big lie to make money, James Deen says, and Farrah was in on the whole scheme from the start. He did her … but he wouldn’t do that. “I have no desire to participate in that kind of publicity,” he said, noting that he tried to talk Abraham out of the ruse and made it clear he wasn’t on board. “I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, ‘Oh, that’s James Deen, and someone’s gonna call me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s up with this chick?’” “And I’m gonna say, ‘We shot a porno and that’s it.’ I’m not going to say I’m dating someone I’m not,” adds Deen, and that’s exactly what happened. When he was photographed with Abraham after a meeting with Vivid Entertainment, he directly said upon being asked that they aren’t dating – just filmed a porno. “I can say whatever I want to, it’s not like I have any legal restrictions in any way, shape, or form,” he said of the tape, which is still being shopped . Deen also pointed out the obvious: That’s there’s no way anyone would believe a porn star like him would be involved in this without being contracted. “I was approached to do this, and I was like, ‘I’m the worst person to do this.’ Not to be arrogant, but if you watch pornos and I’m in it … people are gonna know it’s me.” “I’m a public person, especially in the adult film world.” “On the street, most people might not recognize me, but if you’re going to watch a porno and you’re into porno, it’s like, ‘Hey, there’s that porn guy!'” “I told them I’m not the right person to cast for this.” But hey, they paid him and he did his thing. He just didn’t go along with the ruse they wanted him to, apparently. The real question, at the end of the day: Do you wanna see the thing? You bet! She’s hot! Maybe. Need to see a sneak peek first. No way. I refuse to acknowledge that disgrace of a mom! View Poll »
Ashley Judd is a joke and probably mentally unbalanced, according to a leaked tape in which Sen. Mitch McConnell’s staff is plotting how to run against her. McConnell (R-KY) was fully expecting a U.S. Senate bid from Judd in 2014, and although she decided not to run , his staff discussed her at length. McConnell’s voice can be heard during parts of the recording. At one point, someone played a recording of the star describing her religious beliefs: “I still choose the God of my understanding as the God of my childhood,” she says. “I have to expand my God concept from time to time, and you know particularly I enjoy native faith practices, and have a very nature-based God concept.” “I’d like to think I’m like St. Francis in that way. Brother Donkey, Sister Bird.” One of McConnell’s staffers can be heard laughing at that point in the tape. Another staffer laughs and says, “people would take to the streets with pitchforks.” During the tape, the team also discusses Ashley Judd’s mental health. “She’s clearly … this sounds extreme … but she is emotionally unbalanced,” one McConnell staff member says. “I mean … it’s been documented.” According to the aide, “she’s suffered some suicidal tendencies. She was hospitalized for 42 days when she had a mental breakdown in the 90s.” Judd is also described as “anti-sort-of-traditional American family.” Ashley Judd Leaked Tape It appears from the audio that McConnell’s team doesn’t feel threatened by Judd, yet the fact that they were even talking about this tells you a lot. McConnell even produced a couple of anti-Ashley Judd ads , 18 MONTHS before an election she never said she was running in. Also a telling sign. The audio (excerpted above) was posted by Mother Jones, the left-leaning publication which also released the infamous Mitt Romney 47 percent video. Again, it’s all moot, as Judd’s not running for Senate, but McConnell’s office is livid and wants the FBI to investigate the source of the video’s leak. Campaign manager Jesse Benton said in response to the leak that “Watergate-style tactics to bug campaign headquarters are above and beyond.”
James Deen says the Farrah Abraham “sex tape” he co-stars in is really mode like a regular old adult film – one the Teen Mom star plotted from the start. Deen tells TMZ he was contacted by an unidentified porn company to shoot a porno with Farrah Abraham over the weekend, and he did so. This is what he does for a living. He says the plan, initially, was to pass the porn off as a “sex tape,” but that was all a ruse that fell apart when he and Abraham were seen together. James Deen and the MTV star were holding hands as they left Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands, and the Farrah Abraham sex tape jig was up. Not unlike his … forget it. He says: “I think what happened is that [the company was] going to pass it off as a ‘sex tape’ and somebody saw us coming out of a building together.” “People asked me what’s going on … so I was just like ‘we’re making a porno!” Deen won’t say if the “company” was in fact Vivid, but it looks like it. Despite Farrah’s bogus protests – calling the reports “shocking” (and saying she’s an amazing mother and daughter) – Deen says she was behind it. “Everybody’s trying to make this a story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape,” James added, while reiterating that this is straight up porn. The rumor is that Farrah was shopping an actual sex tape featuring her and an ex, but that she couldn’t get the proper releases signed and the deal failed. When that happened, she devised this dubious porno plan. Hot? Not? You tell us: Will you watch the thing? You bet! She’s hot! Maybe. Need to see a sneak peek first. No way. I refuse to acknowledge that disgrace of a mom! View Poll »
The trailer for the upcoming movie The Canyons , starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen , is out, and while we get that cheap and sleazy is what they’re going for, we can’t get over how…cheap and sleazy it looks. Looks like we’ll get a long-overdue look at those famous Lohan lactoids in action, anyway. Lindsay’s only proper topless film work to date is a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it topless shot in Madonna’s Justify My Love video…uh, we mean, 2009 short film Lindsay’s Private Party . Or, you know, Playboy . Can’t find the nips? Check the lower left-hand corner…or you can watch the full trailer for The Canyons after the jump!
New B-movie-style clip gives fans a glimpse of Lohan as the ‘sweet as sin’ Tara and James Deen as ‘the boy next door.’ By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan in the new “Canyons” trailer Photo: Sodium Fox/ PrettyBird
The rumor is that Fat models are people too…I don’t believe it…. I wouldn’t know because when I see fat girls, including my wife, my brain kinda turns off and they become invisible, unless it is 3 am and I have a boner that needs tending to, in which case my survival mode kicks in and I’m ready to face fuck as long as none of my friends see me go home with the bitch… But as I love of all half nakedness for money, even when it shouldn’t really be something bitch should be confident enough to pull off, I am gonna endorse her body as much as her doing this endorses obesity and diabetes to all the young girls in a “Love your body” campaign that is indirectly making everyone fat and unhealthy….instead of encouraging healt and fitness….
