Breaking Sex… AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness. I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like.. The post James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits… I’ve wrote things like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy… Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird… But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives… The post Alison Brie and Dave Franco are Engaged of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Must we go add Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner to our list ever-growing list of celebrities who have gone to rehab ? Yes, if you choose to believe the latest issue of Life & Style for some reason. The front of this tabloid screams that Kylie and Selena, both young hot Hollywood celebrities, have REHAB BOMBSHELLS to share. The former, apparently, is off to receive help due to a “stunning” albeit unspecified “betrayal” by her half-sister Kim Kardashian . Gomez, meanwhile, supposedly relapsed “after drinking to cope with her pain.” Pain over what or pain over whom, you may be asking? We assume this is a reference to on-off-on-off-on-off lover Justin Bieber, though we’re trying very hard not to think too much about it. Considering the story is entirely fake and everything. This would be an especially rough time for Jenner to be pregnant, too. You know, given everything else going on in her life these days. We don’t mean Caitlyn Jenner ‘s coming out party, either. Have you guys heard that Kylie is pregnant with Scott Disick’s baby ? Yikes! Can you imagine The Lord raising that child alone if Kylie had to go away for awhile? Exactly. Seriously, no one needs to see that. As for reality stars who actually need rehab … View Slideshow: 18 Reality Stars Who Need to Check into Rehab
Earlier this week, a bizarre green screen video that featured Shia LaBeouf screaming at us about following our dreams made us wonder if artsy celebrity nonsense could possibly get any weirder. Fortunately, James Franco answered that question by posting a 30-second clip in which he screams at us about the importance of pooping in toilets. No, really. Check it out if you don't believe us. In fairness, Franco's clip is supposed to be funny, whereas LaBeouf's is supposed to be…motivational? Inspirational? Rat tail-y? We're not really sure, but this one is better. It may seem strange that Franco took the time to make and post a video about where and when to drop your deuce, but it actually makes perfect sense. After all, anyone who loves McDonald's as much as James Franco probably spends a lot of time thinking about pooping.
Ashley Benson is very famous because she’s on some kid’s show that I’ve never seen but think has some Degrassi feel, without the Drake, that talks about real high school issues like herpes, fucking older dudes off the internet, getting your morning after pill, and gang bangs, bisexuality, anal retaining you vagina virginity, and eating out your friends at a sleep over…because it’s 2015… You know another 40 something, playing a 15 year old like she was Luke Perry and this was 90210.. I guess her other claim to fame was having a threesome with James Franco in Spring Breakers….in the pool…making out with Vanessa Hudgens….while grabbing at their 10 pounds too fat to be in a bikini but it’s 2015…everyone is fat… All this to say..I like her.. A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on May 13, 2015 at 10:16am PDT The post Ashley Benson’s Back Finds California of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly… I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog… Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat… I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick.. I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care… You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters… The post Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Will Ferrell hurled a basketball at the face of a cheerleader last night and was subsequently dragged away by arena security members. The incident took place at halftime of the New Orleans Pelicans-Los Angeles Lakers game, as Smoothie King Center attendees looked on in shock. But everyone can breathe easy now: the stunt was being filmed for a movie. Not that it makes it any less funny to watch… Will Ferrell Throws Basketball at Cheerleader The staged scene was shot for the upcoming film “Daddy’s Home,” which will also star Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini and Hannibal Buress. According to the official IMDB synopsis, the comedy will center on a divorced guy whose ex-wife re-marries someone way more uptight, prompting the guy to re-enter her life and wreaks havoc. It’s unclear what this description has to do with smacking a cheerleader in the face with a basketball, but whatever. That above footage is hilarious! 13 Voice Actors Dressed As Their Characters 1. Steve Carell Steve Carell voiced Gru in Despicable Me I and II. To promote the second film, Carell appeared on Ellen and did the entire segment in character.
Breaking Sports Video
