Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick… I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism…. Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell… Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room Here’s the behind the scenes…. Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…
This is a must-see. I know some opinions have been divided on Pixar’s upcoming film Brave. Personally, I was captured by the first teaser trailer and then felt as if the clip and full trailer that followed were a bit scattershot. I was left not really knowing what to expect from the film. Now a Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 05/03/2012 12:37 Number of articles : 2
Move over Suri ! There’s a new too-grown tyke in town and her name is Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. According to US Weekly reports : While her big sister Shiloh, 5, is known for her low-key tomboy style, the youngest daughter (her twin brother is Knox) of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wore a different kind of look on Saturday. Nearly a week after her instantly-iconic “right leg flash” at the Oscars, a much more casual Jolie, 36, took her daughters Shiloh and Vivienne, 3, to the movies at El Capitain Theater in Hollywood, where they caught the Japanese animated flick The Secret World of Arriety. With her famous mom in a trench coat, aviator shades and bold red lipstick and Shiloh in a t-shirt, shorts and sneakers, little Viv stood out in a black and white dress with gold lame pants beneath and red slip-on sneakers — plus, just like her glamorous mom, bright red lipstick! Back in 2010, Jolie described the twins as “classic boy and girl . . . [Viv] is really female. And he’s really a little dude.” We don’t think she looks too bad, at least she’s not wearing little plastic clear heels like Suri be doin! FameFlynetPictures More On Bossip! EXCLUSIVE: Mike Epps’ Daughter Bria Monae Speaks To Bossip About Her Father’s Threats, Drug Use, Deadbeat Steez, And His OTHER Secret Love Child!!! Exhibitionists PT 2: The Most Revealing Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time Stop The Violence: Ex G-UNIT Member Young Buck Shot At 11 Times In Homicidal Drive-By Bling Bling For Love: 10 Huge And Unforgettable Celebrity Engagement Rings
Lindsay Lohan has a rough Saturday…so how did she deal with it? Well, actually…she stayed sober! Apparently, Lohan didn’t care if her Saturday Night Live performance was all kinds of doo doo butter as she partied the night away. However, and just as importantly, she managed to party without getting drunk as she’s apparently really dedicated to her sobriety. Go figure. After the show ended, Lindsay, her guests and the cast and crew headed to Kibo, a Japanese restaurant in New York’s Gramercy area, where Lindsay went from table to table thanking everyone. “It was such a huge celebration at the after-party,” a guest told me. “No one wanted to leave. Around 3:00 a.m., folks started to say goodnight after Lindsay worked the room, making it clear that she was back. Not drinking, but rather enjoying being back in the limelight doing something good, not bad.” “Good” is obviously a subjective term because um, her performance was nothing short of brutal. But we’re glad she stayed sober! Pic via WENN More On Bossip! EXCLUSIVE: Mike Epps’ Daughter Bria Monae Speaks To Bossip About Her Father’s Threats, Drug Use, Deadbeat Steez, And His OTHER Secret Love Child!!! Exhibitionists PT 2: The Most Revealing Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time Stop The Violence: Ex G-UNIT Member Young Buck Shot At 11 Times In Homicidal Drive-By Bling Bling For Love: 10 Huge And Unforgettable Celebrity Engagement Rings
Pink Films , that is. But don’t get us wrong- there are still plenty of pretty pink parts on display in these far-out flesh flicks from the Far East. Pink Eiga ‘s collection of Japanese smut features SKINternational stars like Sola Aoi and Ryoko Asagi , star of the indescribably weird, indisputably arousing 2003 movie A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn (left, waiting to get milked). Curious? Then go to Japanflix.com ‘s brand-spanking-new Pink Films page, where they have the entire Pink Eiga catalog (sk)including titles like Ninja Pussycat, S& M Hunter, Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Groper Train: Search for the Black Pearl, and Skin Central’s personal favorite, Anarchy in (Ja)Panty , available for streaming online rental. At just $3.99 for a 2-day rental, it’s a great way to expand your horizons (among other things) without the commitment of buying a DVD. You’ll get a rise, son, when you check out our sexy selection of Japanese movies from Branded to Kill (1967) to Guilty of Romance (2011) right here at MrSkin.com!
We’ve got a slew of A-list nudity this week as Miramax wallows in its awards-show glory by releasing its greatest Oscar tits- er, hits- on Blu-ray. Among he skintastic titles are Frida (2002), featuring Salma Hayek nude and lesbian, The Piano (1993), starring Holly Hunter ‘s brown eye, The English Patient (1996) with nude stars Juliette Binoche and Kristin Scott-Thomas , Cold Mountain (2003), starring Nicole Kidman ‘s milky-white mountains, and Shakespeare in Love (1998), with Gwyneth Paltrow naked. Phew! Plus, they’re not Oscar winners, but you’ll still be rubbing your little bald man as Mischa Barton goes lesbo in You and I (2011) and Naoko Watanabe bares her rising suns in the bloody Japanese flick Outrage: Way of the Yakuza (2011), nude on DVD and Blu-ray: Bisexual artist Frida Kahlo liked to paint herself naked. Mr Skin doesn’t know a lot about art, but he knows what he likes. Starring as the sexy sketcher in Frida (2002) is South of the Border bombshell Salma Hayek . The story follows her life from a crippling bus crash to her volatile marriage to the Mexican muralist who couldn’t keep his paintbrush in his pants, Diego Rivera. Along the way there are a lot of girl-on-girl good times and artist’s models stripping for the carnal canvas, like Lucia Bravo . Ashley Judd nearly flops out of her flapper dress during a scene where she and Salma suck face. Overall, Frida is Salma’s exhibition, and her palette is fully exposed. She’s mute and has a tight little bod, so Holly Hunter is the perfect wife in the critically acclaimed film The Piano (1993). Too bad that she’s stuck with stodgy Sam O’Neill in an arranged marriage. The guy doesn’t even bother to carry the piano she brings all the way from Scotland. He just leaves it on the beach of his remote New Zealand home, leaving Hunter to take a long hike every time she wants to tickle the ivories. Fortunately, lecherous Harvey Keitel wants to tickle her ovaries. He makes a deal to own the piano and then blackmails the sexy gal into some sexual favors–which, in best romance novel fashion, soon leads to love and tragedy. Fast forward to the 1 hour, 3-minute mark, where T&A meets A&E as Holly decks us with her fine ass (and a bit of furburgerage) before tickling us with her titties. Ralph Fiennes plays a horribly burned man on his deathbed at the close of WWII in the critically-lauded film The English Patient (1997). But wait- don’t give up on this tear-jerker yet, because if you do you’ll miss out on a real jerk-off opportunity. While Fiennes may not be exactly attractive to the ladies as a scabby piece of human charcoal, he has a vivid memory. In flashbacks he recalls former lovers like Kristin Scott-Thomas , who does a full frontal getting into, then out of, the bath and shows breasts in a post-sex scene, and Juliette Binoche , who shows a breast in a brief, dark sex scene. Yes, be patient with this one, and you’ll be rewarded in your English royal jewels. In Cold Mountain (2003), wounded confederate soldier Inman ( Jude Law ) struggles to escape from the Civil War and return intact to his beloved belle Ada ( Nicole Kidman ). His lover girl spends her days wanting and waiting while trying to save her family’s farm with the help of “There ain’t no man better than me” ranch hand Ruby, played by ruddy-faced, plumply packed Ren
The great Fifth Generation filmmaker Zhang Yimou has gone from having films like Ju Dou and Raise the Red Lantern banned in his homeland of China to directing the lavish opening and closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, his more recent work taking place in the safer territory of the grandiose historical melodrama of Curse of the Golden Flower and the Nicholas Sparks-worthy sentimentality of Under the Hawthorn Tree . Zhang has insisted that he’s not interested in politics, a tack that certainly seems to have its benefits: With an estimated budget of around $90 million, The Flowers of War is one of the most, if not the most, expensive Chinese production to date, it stars Christian Bale and it’s China’s Oscar submission. But that doesn’t mean that Zhang’s latest output should be dismissed offhand as nationalist propaganda. That the accusation’s been tossed at The Flowers of War , a big, button-pushing, brutally effective World War II-era drama, may be due to unfamiliarity with the atrocity during which it’s set — the Nanjing Massacre, during which hundreds of thousands of civilians were killed and tens of thousands raped by Japanese soldiers after the capturing of the city in December of 1937. It’s a horrific incident that remains relatively unexplored in popular culture, though Iris Chang’s bestselling book The Rape of Nanking , Bill Guttentag and Dan Sturman’s 2007 documentary Nanking , and Lu Chuan’s excellent City of Life and Death , which played in a few U.S. theaters last year, have brought it recent attention. Given that the massacre remains a painful point in China-Japan relations, and that certain far-right Japanese ultranationalists (like Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara) like to claim the massacre never took place and was invented to tarnish the image of Japan, it’s surprising that the Japanese soldiers don’t come off even less one-dimensional in Zhang’s film. The Flowers of War starts off with less context than I’ve given above, offering up a title card about “an especially dark chapter in human history” before dropping right into a destroyed Nanjing through which a scattering of schoolgirls runs, looking for shelter. Also scurrying through the wreckage and the piles of bodies is John Miller (Bale), an American mortician hired to bury the head of the local Catholic cathedral. While the ragged remains of the Chinese forces, led by Major Li (Tong Dawei), exchange fire with the Japanese troops, John discovers to his dismay that only students remain at the church — a group of adolescent convent girls and George (Huang Tianyuan), the orphan boy trying to serve as their caretaker. Finding no money for his fee, John settles into the late Father Engleman’s quarters to get trashed on Communion wine when a group of prostitutes arrives at the gates, having been promised sanctuary by the church’s cook, long since fled. Bale’s presence in the film is a kind of misdirect, a calculated element intended to better its international commercial prospects — his character makes a clumsily predictable journey from cynical drunken expat to hero willing to sacrifice a chance to escape the country in order to care for the children who’ve ended up in his charge. It’s the relationship between the famous “women of the Qinhuai River” and the frightened, sheltered girls that’s the stealthy heart of the film, the prostitutes sauntering in like brightly plumed birds and taking over the basement despite the protests of the cathedral’s scandalized remaining inhabitants, settling in to gamble and gossip. Yu Mo (Zhang discovery Ni Ni), the “top girl,” sets out to seduce John, knowing that as a Westerner he’ll be spared by the invading troops and might be able to help them escape. Meanwhile, the girls’ experience is filtered through Shujuan (Zhang Xinyi), who refused to leave the city without her schoolmates, and whose father (Cao Kefan) is now working for the Japanese in order to stay nearby. Despite the church’s supposedly being protected, Japanese soldiers break down the door (“We’re got virgins!” one yells), and it’s only due to the intervention of Major Li, hiding nearby, that the girls are spared gang rape and that only two are left dead. The Flowers of War never errs on the side of the overly nuanced — a soaring chorus accompanies moments of grace, and beyond a setup based on the looming threat of sexual violence to 12-year-old girls, the film features multiple characters sacrificing themselves to protect the youngsters, from Major Li, who fends off a platoon singlehandedly in an over-the-top but masterfully shot action sequence, to John, in his trek toward redemption, to the prostitutes, who end up offering themselves in the place of the children. A particularly harsh digression in which two of the latter travel back to their brothel to retrieve precious items they left there seems included only to reinforce the terrible fate awaiting any women who fall into the hands of the Japanese soldiers. Colonel Hasegawa (Atsuro Watabe), is the lone Japanese officer who’s not portrayed as a complete savage, though he’s still bound to follow orders, no matter how distasteful. But while it’s as blunt as any typical big-budget war epic would be, the film finds plenty of moments in which Zhang’s skill as a filmmaker and his deft handling and interest in female characters shines, from the way Shujuan serves as a far-too-young witness to these horrors, the camera often closing in on her gaze through a fracture in the cathedral’s rose window, to a sequence in which John cuts the prostitutes’ hair as they sleep (he knows how to work on people only when they’re lying down), so that they rise fresh-faced, with schoolgirl bobs. The enchantment with which the film views the Qinhuai ladies goes beyond any simple hookers-with-hearts-of-gold conceit — an imagined moment in which they sing while strolling through the church finds in them a magic that circumvents the victimization of their circumstances, a vision of lost decadence amidst the devastation. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
You may have deduced by now that we’re pretty into Japanese titty flicks here at Skin Central…to which we say, fellas, you don’t know that half of it (the half that keeps its bra on, that is). Luckily, today we’ve found one of the good ones: Red Sword , a sort of Japanese take on the Red Riding Hood myth that’s not afraid to put its breast assets front and center (see the world’s best screen cap at left). We’d like to shake the hand of whoever provided the amazing English subtitles on this one…though only after they apply some Purell. See the full, fully demented trailer for Red Sword after the jump!
When it all boils down to it, Gwyneth Paltrow , Oscar-winning actress-megamillionaire celebrity-Gleek-blogger extraordinaire, is just like us: She is so getting wasted on New Year’s Eve. Sure, her morning-after hangover advice includes words like “quinoa” and “Turkish Hammam,” but still! Gwyneth’s advice is mostly medically sensible-sounding, though I can’t promise your pocketbooks will appreciate these fancy tricks. Get her five best tips (*as parsed by your helpful Movieline editors) after the jump so you can battle the blinding, alcohol-induced post-binge blahs in grand Paltrow fashion come Sunday morning. Below, the five most useful selections from a GOOP newsletter post entitled ” The Hangover! “, which is accompanied by this message: “We all know what happens on NYE so here is our best to help you prepare for the day after… – Love, gp.” Oh, but first: Gwyneth gives us the official definition of a hangover, courtesy of Dr. Frank Lipman : “The reason why one gets a hangover is that your body – your liver in particular – is not able to process and metabolize the break down products from the alcohol quickly enough. In addition to needing enough enzymes, the liver also needs water to process and get rid of the toxins. When supplies run low, it takes water from other organs, including the brain. This is why alcohol is so dehydrating, and why you can wake up with a throbbing headache (and a dry mouth) from drinking too much.” Now you know. On to Gwyneth’s advice! 1. Visit a Turkish Hammam. Or a Japanese spa. Or, fine — just take a bath. “If you have the time and the inclination, I’ve found that the best hangover remedy can be a hot and cold spa treatment. The original would be the traditional Turkish Hamman,[sic] but you can find this kind of treatment in spas all over the world, including my favorites, the low-key Japanese spas in New York, like Osaka.” 2. Hydrate with expensive European water. “Hydration. Keep hydrating yourself with alkaline forming Italian sparkling mineral water ie Pellegrino.” 3. Ingest ” bioavailable ” vitamin protein drink thingies. “Eat properly before and after your evening by including protein and low glycemic index foods (solid fruits, watermelon, etc ) to counteract the sugar depletion caused by alcohol…The perfect protein drink to ingest before bed would be Nutritious and Delicious – 15 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat, 19 grams of carbohydrate no gluten, no soy.” 4. Eat protein- and carb-packed foodstuffs before your drinking binge. Good foods to eat, cited by Paltrow and her host of medical experts, include: Quinoa, chicken, fish, vegetables, watermelon, coconut water, Gatorade, ginger ale, Probiotic mints, Manuka honey sweets. 5. Take “Mercy,” a fantastic product that — my stars! — Paltrow also co-owns. “Full disclosure, this stuff is so good that I went ahead and invested in the company. Mercy is a drink that is almost like a health elixir – packed with amino acids, vitamins, minerals and herbs that protect your system against the inevitable hangover and that flush you can get from drinking. You can drink it alone or mix it with alcohol to create a hangover preventing cocktail. I also drink one if I’m just feeling tired to give my system a boost.” Or, finally — and we could’ve told you this one — nurse that pounding headache with a little hair o’ the dog. Study up on even more Paltrow-endorsed bioflavono-whatsit-packed tips over at GOOP , and have a safe New Year’s Eve! You don’t want to end up looking like this on New Year’s Day, do you? [via GOOP ]