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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio, Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd Work It Good

Here’s a bonus dose of Victoria’s Secret hotness for you perverts:  Sara Sampaio , Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd doing a lingerie shoot in Miami. Because as I always say, the only thing better than one hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie is three of them. Although I still think they could stand to upgrade the location. I mean, everybody does photoshoots at the beach. But a lingerie shoot in a blogger’s backyard? Now that’s new and exciting. Well, for me and the Little Tuna anyway. Oh well. Maybe next time. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense. The models are… Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects… The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots. Fuck Victoria’s Secret. Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows… The post Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk And Friends Work It For Victoria’s Secret

Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got  Lais Ribeiro , Martha Hunt , Sara Sampaio , Stella Maxwell , Taylor Hill , Romee Strijd , Jac Jagaciak , Kate Grigorieva , and Jasmine Tookes . And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews

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Racy Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers… You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit… It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog… They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring: Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect… Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.

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Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be…. So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

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Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be…. So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

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Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season… This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste. But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Natural Hair Takes the Fashion Industry by Storm (Is ‘White America’ Finally “Getting It”?)

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