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Jayde Nicole Drops Some Playboy Cleavage

I don’t know what it is that hottie Jayde Nicole does these days, probably some rich dude, but she keeps getting invited to parties so who cares. Here she is in her sexy little black dress giving us a good look at that tight Playboy body of hers. Who’s the douche with his greasy paws all over her and how can I become THAT guy? I look great in stupid looking sweaters.

Jayde Nicole Warns Crystal Harris: Don’t Mess with Hef!!!

Crystal Harris, you’ve messed with the octogenarian. That’s the message Jayde Nicole has sent to Hugh Hefner’s former fiancee, after Harris humiliated the Playboy founder by telling the world he only lasts for two seconds in bed. “Hef doesn’t usually react to things so it must have been really bad for him to take to Twitter in attack mode,” Nicole told E! News. “You don’t want to pick a fight with Hef, he’s not someone you want to go up against.” Harris has since apologized (which Jayde says was “definitely smart to do”), and Hefner has seemingly moved on with a couple new girlfriends. But you never know how the old man might seek revenge. He could drop his pants at any time and scar you for life.

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Jayde Nicole Drops Some Dangerous Cleavage

I’m calling it a day folks, but not before I bring you a few shots of some nice Playboy cleavage. Here’s Jayde Nicole showing off her lovely lady lumps in a tight dress. She could suffocate and average size blogger with those things. I can think of a few worse ways to go. How come nobody’s made breasts like throw pillows? I’d be very happy taking a nap on my couch with my face nestled into these kind of things.

Jayde Nicole’s Sweet Little Package

I’m sure you all love Playboy playmate booty as much as I do, it’s a rare and precious commodity in my books, so here’s Jayde Nicole showing off her package in a nice tight pair of yoga pants. Nicely done princess. These pants are pretty amazing, they make almost any woman’s ass look amazing. Well, any height/weight appropriate woman that it. I wish they made pants for men that made my junk look more appealing. Chicks get all the breaks…. It’s just not fair.

Jayde Nicole’s Tight Green Number

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole leaving a fancy dinner with some douche the other night. Obviously I cropped out the douche, nobody needs to see that garbage. I’m kinda losing interest in this broad, it’s always the same old thing, Playboy chick in a tight body hugging dress walking around town in some stripper heels looking sexy. Big deal! Sarcasm really doesn’t come across very well in print does it? Nice breasts.

Candice Swanepoel Is Just Perfect

I love this Candice Swanepoel woman, I don’t know how anyone couldn’t, so I had to post these pictures of her showing her stuff in some lingerie. I haven’t got a clue if these are old or new, but I don’t think it should really matter. She’s just incredible. I’ve got to start finding videos of this chick, still pictures just don’t do her justice. Imagine seeing her jiggle around in that sexy yellow bra? Outstanding.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Amazing Tight Body

I can’t help but post pictures of this Sara Jean Underwood hottie, I can’t help myself, even if they are crappy low quality Twitter pictures. The girls body is tight! Here she is in her sexy little sports bra and short shorts hanging out with a bunch of perverts dressed as over sized teddy bears. Is this one of those sex parties where everyone dresses up in furry mascot costumes and pretends to hump each other like they’re wild forest creatures? And if so, how can I get an invitation?

Sara Jean Underwood’s Amazing Tight Body

I can’t help but post pictures of this Sara Jean Underwood hottie, I can’t help myself, even if they are crappy low quality Twitter pictures. The girls body is tight! Here she is in her sexy little sports bra and short shorts hanging out with a bunch of perverts dressed as over sized teddy bears. Is this one of those sex parties where everyone dresses up in furry mascot costumes and pretends to hump each other like they’re wild forest creatures? And if so, how can I get an invitation?

Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Piece

I love this Sara Jean Underwood chick, I post pictures from her photoshoots every chance I get, so seeing her out on the town in a sexy little dress is a nice treat. She’s hot, I prefer her half naked in her bikini, but even almost fully clothed she looks amazing. I’d let her take me out on a date and show me off to all her friends and if she’s really nice to me maybe I’d let her get to first base. In this case, first base is pretty much anything she wants. Call me.

Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Piece

I love this Sara Jean Underwood chick, I post pictures from her photoshoots every chance I get, so seeing her out on the town in a sexy little dress is a nice treat. She’s hot, I prefer her half naked in her bikini, but even almost fully clothed she looks amazing. I’d let her take me out on a date and show me off to all her friends and if she’s really nice to me maybe I’d let her get to first base. In this case, first base is pretty much anything she wants. Call me.