Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska reunited last night in part two of the MTV reality show’s time-honored “checkup” with Dr. Drew Pinsky. Last week, in part one of the reunion , Kailyn and Jenelle were in the hot seat. This time it was Leah and Chelsea on the receiving end of Dr. D’s burning questions. What did we find out? Not a lot, but here’s our recap! Minus 20 right off the bat because so much has changed in the girls’ lives since this show was taped last summer that this feels like watching some other season. The real reasons for the end of Leah and Corey’s marriage: Lack of intimacy. Infidelity. The constant battle with their girls’ health problems. Beef hot dogs. Plus 30 . Seriously. This came up. You knew Corey had checked out of the marriage when he came home with beef hot dogs, not “pork and chicken.” The horror. Minus 5 . Speaking of pork(ing), Leah cheated with her ex-boyfriend a week before her wedding to Corey, AND at her Bachelorette party with the same dude! Minus 40 . Drew finally persuaded Corey to go to therapy with Leah, and they made such AMAZING progress … not! She’s engaged to some other guy! Timing fail. Minus 10 . Speaking of which, be advised, Jeremy Calvert. Just be advised. Minus 5 . Dr. Drew is crushing hardcore on Adam Lind for some reason. Plus 15 . “He’s actually changed,” Pinsky said of the abusive a-hole texter who once referred to Aubree as a “mistake.” Really? Have you watched Season 2? Minus 20 . Drew encourages them to profess their love on TV. Uhhh, Minus 5 . This is even more pointless because Chelsea is now reportedly involved in a made for MTV romance with a Caged MMA fighter, but Plus 25 since he’s not Adam. Did Chelsea get her GED? Will she and Adam continue this unhealthy pattern and end up in bed again? Who knows! Bring on Teen Mom 2 Season 3! Plus 5 . EPISODE TOTAL: -25! SEASON TOTAL: +33!
Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska reunited last night in part one of the MTV reality show’s time-honored “checkup” with Dr. Drew Pinsky. The reunion show rehashes where they are at “this moment” in their lives … this moment being at LEAST nine months ago, or about five years in Teen Mom 2 land. Leah was not engaged to Jeremy Calvert and getting jumped by female hooligans ,
It’s a new week on The Real Housewives of OC and we’re picking up right where we left off during last week’s season premiere – the party at Vicki’s house. Actually, we’re backtracking a wee bit and seeing the arrivals of all the women again. And the awkward. Alexis looks downright unhappy being in the same place as Peggy. And Peggy looks like a man. So there’s that. The two of them swap some war stories about broken bones and Alexis attempts to one-up Peggy’s three year old daughter. Minus 10 , Alexis. But Plus 5 to Peggy for walking away. Vicki says she’s having seller’s remorse and will be sad to leave the house. Then she sort of dodges questions about Don’s current relationships. You know, since they’re still living in the same house and all. I mean, seeing your nearly-ex-husband’s hookups doing the walk-of-shame out of your own house can’t be awkward AT ALL, right?? Ahhh, finally. Time for the appetizer course. Oysters. Minus 10 for gross. Gretchen shows Tamra how to eat oysters and Tamra makes a face that says she does not enjoy swallowing. Oysters, I mean. (Sheesh, people!) Plus 15 for trying those slimy little bottom-feeders because that’s more than I would do. Vicki watches this entire exchange and suddenly realizes that something’s up with Gretchen and Tamra, but before she can form a coherent thought about what she’s just seen, new housewife throws her two cents into the pot when another party-goer says her fianc
Teen Mom 2 closed out its second season with a bang last night. Someone cheated, someone broke up their relationship (and household) for good, someone came back from rehab and someone got back together with their ex. If you saw last week , and the week before that, you pretty much know who we’re referring to in each case, but that didn’t make it any less surprising to watch. Let’s get to it and break down the antics of Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry our Teen Mom 2 season finale recap, THG +/- style! Jenelle Evans heads off to rehab in Malibu, California. Plus 19 . That place must be really affordable. It’s apparently run by hunks, once of which picks up Jenelle to take her to the facility. She remarks that she’s never “been so upset, anxious and depressed” in her life. Debbie Downer much? Minus 10 . We kid. She’s obviously there for a reason. Asked why she came, Jenelle explains that “Weed is not really a problem for me. The only problem with it is I’m not allowed to smoke.” Plus 15 for such an obvious, defiant stoner comment. She takes a drug test that turns up positive for THC. Minus 20 . A psychologist learns that Jenelle’s brother (who we know even less about than her baby daddy) has bipolar schizophrenia. The doctor feels Jenelle may be bipolar as well, and he treats her with anxiety meds. She’s surprisingly receptive. Plus 24 . Asked how she’d describe herself, she says “impulsive, smart and angry.” Asked what she wants to be, she says: “happy, more caring and affectionate.” Plus 13 . After two weeks, she’s allowed to use her computer and cell phone, and Kieffer immediately guilt tips her. Mercifully, Jenelle’s completely immune. Plus 17 . “Why don’t you let me focus on myself while I’m here?” she asks. “I’m gonna move on,” Kieffer replies. Hopefully he meant move on off a cliff. Plus 27 . Face Tahm with Bahhbrahh!!! Plus 19 . Their reunion is almost touching. We know Jenelle has had tons more troubles since this episode, but she really seems like she’s trying. A little. Right? Minus 10 . Kailyn Lowry can’t stop thinking about Jo, with whom “Things went further than they should have.” At least she doesn’t totally kiss/boink and tell. Plus 8 . Jo has no such filter, telling his bro: “We got Isaac to sleep … and we ended up having sex in the shower.” Plus 12 , because he is an aspiring rapper and all. Kailyn sort of confesses to Jordan: “I just started to have feelings for Jo again. It makes life so much harder. Why do I put myself in these positions.” You mean the position where you were bent over in the shower? Minus 19 . Minus 28 more for turning around the argument on Jordan, saying he can’t understand the bond a mother has with her child’s father. Girl, please. His final words: “I hope you can live with yourself.” Ouch. Plus 17 . When she confronts Jo, he bluntly says, “I’m not sitting here, trying to settle down. I’m just living my life. This is bad timing.” Ouch again, Kails. Now, the tears she did not shed for Jordan come on hard. Minus 13 . Chelsea Houska is focused on her GED, but decides she needs a break, which entails going to a car show her awful ex will probably be at! Yay? Minus 9 . Naturally, Adam is in fact there. “How long is it going to take before I can see him and not get sad?” Chelsea asked her mom. Here we go … Minus 7 . Chelsea passes her GED flying colors! “Did you bomb?” Randy asks. LOL. Plus 20 . When Adam shows up to to hold Aubree, she panics and cries. Figures. Plus 12 . He asks Chelsea if she’d like to take a drive, and it’s pretty obvious she will walk over broken glass if this loser shows a hint of interest, which is sad. Minus 39 . Later, she rides off into the sunset on the back of his black motorcycle. Neither her head nor her heart is safe at this point, and it’s disappointing. Minus 11 . Leah Messer and Corey Simms are splitting up. This was obvious when he came across the section of the paper that lists everyone who filed. Minus 20 . That’s located next to the Gun Permits column. Plus 12 . He’s shocked, or at least feigning it for the cameras, that Leah went through with this. He takes off his ring slowly, despondently for effect. Plus 18 . As Leah and her mom discuss Leah’s future, her mom decides it’s a good time to take out the wedding photos that finally came in the mail! Uhh, Minus 7 . When Leah heads to the lawyer’s office to drop Aleeah and Ali off with Corey, she breaks down. The first night of loneliness is more than she can take. “This is a marriage that’s led to a divorce,” she says. DEEP. Minus 10 . There’s nothing positive about their home being physically wrecked, or at least divided up and moved out. They both cry a lot. It’s depressing. Minus 25 . EPISODE TOTAL: +5! SEASON TOTAL: +48!
It was girls gone WILD night on Teen Mom 2 apparently. Leah Messer admitted cheating on Corey Simms, again, while Kailyn Lowry, easily the most pulled-together of the bunch, did a little messing around on her own. As we saw last week , and the week before that, Leah and Corey’s relationship has been coming apart at the seams. Kailyn and Jordan, though, seemed solid. To find out what went down Tuesday night with these two, as well as Jenelle and Chelsea, let’s get down to business in our Teen Mom 2 recap, THG +/- style! Leah Messer and Corey Simms have been on the rocks, and we know they’re already divorced in real life, which is now about a year removed from these episodes. Still, Leah’s tearful confession that she hooked up with Robbie – her first love, who you may remember from 16 & Pregnant – was a bit of a shocker. Minus 11 . “I just don’t know if I can get past cheating this time,” Corey said, subtitled of course. “The past three years I’ve been hurt more than in my whole life.” Which is like 19 years, but still, we get the point. Not cool Leah. Minus 19 . Her face streaked by tears, mascara and eye shadow, Leah says, “You deserve someone that’s gonna appreciate everything you do.” Aww, the time-honored it’s-not-you-it’s me defense … after she slept with Robbie. Minus 20 . “That’s why it’s so hard, because I want it to be you,” Corey cried. “But you won’t do it.” Blam. He’s no prize himself, but hard not to feel for the guy here. Plus 10 . Corey’s dad, Jeff, is not surprised when his son breaks the bad news. “I can only guess who,” he says, and supports his son decision to get a divorce. Plus 5 . “You put up with a lot to keep your family together. Every time she goes down the road to go tanning or whatever, you’re always in the back of your mind gonna wonder … if she’s going to meet somebody else.” – Jeff. Sage words. Plus 10 . Corey texts Leah to let her know he’s hired a lawyer. Worried about custody, Leah decides to consult her own and files first. And so it ends. Minus 65 . Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera had been doing a surprisingly good job at co-parenting despite their differences. Plus 15 , for always putting Isaac first. Since on weekends he’s off “doing his thing” (fostering his music career), Jo requests a midweek custody visit with Isaac … at Kailyn’s house. Uh-oh. Jordan’s sweetly akward bro-hug with Jo last week couldn’t stop him from getting a “bad feeling about the weekday visits,” and for good reason. Plus 10 . Kailyn accidentally (or not accidentally) said “love you” in mid-goodbye kiss to Jo. That is what we call a Freudian slip … or something. Either way, Minus 15 . Jo reassured Kailyn that he’s dropping his child support appeal. Plus 40 . In weekday custody visit #2, Isaac’s mom and dad went to the bedroom and shut the door on the cameras. Uhh. Plus 30 for not seeing that one coming. Poor Jordan, he’s such a good-seeming guy too. Minus 15 . At least we know that Kailyn’s IUD is firmly up in there. Plus 10 . Chelsea Houska is now the Teen Mom 2 role model, apparently! She’s doing so well at Year Round Brown, and we don’t just mean that she’s brown. But she is. In South Dakota. It’s a little ridiculous. Minus 5 . Adam accuses his ex of being a “f–king child” and telling her to “f–king grow up already, but Adam sucks, and Chelsea’s matured a lot, so Plus 20 . Just don’t fail the GED exam, okay? You know it can happen. Minus 5 . “I never thought I’d get checks from you,” said Randy, dad and landlord, after getting his first check from his daughter, who’s pulling it together. Plus 10 . Think she has personal checks in leopard print? Plus 5 . Chelsea wants to give Aubree “something for her to look up to” and she’s doing a heck of a job … at least until next week’s finale. Adam swooning returns. Minus 30 . Jenelle Evans acknowledges that jail may be worse than smoking pot, dating Kieffer Delp and fighting her friends. Self-awareness is the first step. Plus 10 . After the obligatory screaming of profanities at each other over Jace, Jenelle and Barbara share a tender moment about rehab. Aww. You guys. Plus 5 . “I just want you to get better. I know it’s very much a struggle, so let’s get you somewhere and get you some help,” Barbara says, comforting her troubled daughter as she makes arrangements to head to rehab in California. Plus 5 . Minus 15 for all Jenelle’s legal issues SINCE then, but still, a nice sentiment. “I’ll miss you,” Barbara says. “I won’t miss the drama – but get better.” Oh, Babs. Plus 20 . EPISODE TOTAL: +15! SEASON TOTAL: +43!
Sorry, Armie Hammer . Your arrest for marijuana possession didn’t even make THG’s Top 10 favorite marijuana scandals … though it did inspire us to compile the list! Note that there are plenty of pot smokers out there who don’t appear here simply because they haven’t been busted for their antics. We snub them, but they win! Anyway, take a look at some recent stars involved in weed-related police matters below and vote for which celebrity stoner is your favorite … 10. Chace Crawford / Matthew McConaughey (tie) . The Texans tie for the 10 spot based on the classic mug shots taken after their respective arrests. 9. Snoop Dogg . Snoop’s arrest this month was about as shocking as … the #7 man on this list, who was also cited for possession in the same TOWN! 8. Jermaine Hopkins / Sam Hurd (tie) . The Lean On Me star and Chicago Bears player may not be household names … but were big time DEALERS. 7. Willie Nelson . Seriously, just leave Willie alone cops. 6. Soulja Boy . Recently pulled over with his entourage carrying a bunch of weed, cash and a gun. All in one briefcase. Sometimes you gotta travel light. 5. Michael Phelps . Don’t hit the bong after winning a gold medal, kids. 4. Brooke Mueller . Charlie’s ex claims her infamous crack pipe incident merely involved weed. Even if you give her the benefit of the doubt, what a mess! 3. Jenelle Evans . Girl can’t go 24 hours without smoking up! Or getting arrested. At least some of her probation woes stem from positive drug tests. Miley Cyrus Bong Video 2. Miley Cyrus . Our #2 scandal didn’t even involve weed, necessarily … but Miles totally smokes it, and who else could compete with this bong video! 1. DMX . The all-time king of celebrity mug shots is only slightly less known for his affinity for the sticky-sticky. Sometimes those things are related! Who’s your favorite celebrity stoner?
Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was arrested in North Carolina for making “harassing phone calls” and “communicating threats” to former roommate Hannah Inman. The 20-year-old was booked into the Brunswick County Jail and later released after posting $1,000 bond. She later tweeted, “I’m free as a biiirrrrddddd :D.” Yay. The arrest could mean serious trouble for Jenelle Evans , who’s still on probation for pounding the crap out of Britany Truett in a fight last summer. Her attorney, Dustin Sullivan, said “Jenelle was charged with those charges today after she had taken charges out on James Duffy several days ago.” “I feel these charges against Jenelle are absurd and retaliatory in nature.” Good to know. Just don’t compare her to another Teen Mom train wreck. A “fan” tweeted, “Jenelle makes Amber Portwood look like mother of the year.” To which Jenelle intelligently responded back, “what?!!! LMFAO Amber Portwood is in jail for FELONY charges dumbass, oh I guess she’s better…s–t.” She’s not wrong. And speaking of social media, the reality star was kind enough to give her side of the story , via Facebook, after the got out. Here goes: “Yes I was arrested again. It’s okay, Hannah’s just calling her own bluffs. How can I harass u with phone calls when u clearly don’t own a cell phone?” “I’ve dropped this argument weeks ago. Haven’t been paying attention to u but u have the balls to tell yr little “fans”.. ‘imma f—king kill that bitch’ ?!” “How’s threatening who here ?! Lmao she’s mad cuz I took out charges first on Duffy for cyber stalking. She claims that she move out becuz I said I would eventually kill her.” “Clearly her old phone has texts that states ‘look I’m moving out to yr house Duffy so we can move to new jersey so I can get famous for my singing’.” “Yes u set me up and yes u will go down. CAN’T WAIT FOR COURT!” “Not to mention I REALLY dot give a f—k about Hannah or Duffy when I’ve been in and out of the hospital for 3 weeks now with mono/strep and have to get my tonsils out.” “Yeah as I’m about to walk out the door to go to the hospital the cop is at my door and I got down on my knees and poured out tears. I was so upset.” “I had to go to jail THEN go to the hospital. I feel like sh!t, would greatly appreciate it if everyone would drop it. K?! Thxxxx !” Consider it done, Jenelle.
Last week’s joy-filled holiday episode of Teen Mom 2 felt like a distant memory after this week’s double installment, which basically doubled the baby mama drama. We’re not even talking about the latest Jenelle Evans arrest , either – this footage is a year old, people! She’s moved on to many other police altercations since then! Not so say life was hunky dory for her – or her co-stars – last night. It’s hard to even know where to begin breaking down Teen Mom 2 drama like we saw Tuesday, but that’s what we do. Let’s get down to business, THG’s +/- style! Chelsea Houska tries a new hair color. Not a huge fan! Minus 5 . Her friend Megan announced she’s pregnant! There’s a surprise! Something in that South Dakota water, perhaps. Megan’s totally chill about it, too, like this is just what you do – have unprotected sex so you can be a star on MTV. Minus 20 . While house hunting, Chels does not want to “walk up a bunch of steps.” That’s terrible, having to walk, we know. Minus 6 , even if she did just have knee surgery. Plus 14 for dad Randy, who agrees to front the rent on the condition that Adam Lind is not allowed on the premises. Randy really does try his best with this mess. Adam waffles on whether to help his baby mama move. The dual constraints of work and being a douche have apparently made this task too onerous. Minus 8 . He later shows up, mostly to say he refuses to help and act like an even bigger d-bag, if that’s possible, leaving Chelsea alone in an empty house. Minus 19 . Kailyn Lowry doesn’t have custody of Isaac on his actual birthday, but Jo Rivera ultimately relents and lets Kailyn take their little one for a few hours. Plus 6 . Presents and decorations and relatives abound. And BF Jordan, who seems like he’s a nice guy and a good fit for her. Plus 7 , hoping against hope perhaps. Jo’s mom Janet confronts Kailyn about THE LETTER, telling her “Family is family; we stick together,” in the least familial way possible. Sheesh, lady. Minus 9 . Kailyn smashes her car up something awful and sells it for $350. Minus 4 , unless there was really no other option, but at least she got a new one pretty fast. She’s strapped for cash, though, and informs Jo she needs some child support up in here. Plus only 2 , because her “sorry” was not the most convincing ever. Jenelle Evans is greeted by the best voicemail ever: “Hey baby, just got bailed out of jail by my cousin! Let’s meet up! I miss you.” Oh, Kieffer. Minus 10 . How poorly-named is Planet Fun considering what goes on there?! Plus 4 . Sorry Bahbwah, but Jenelle is totes in love with Kief again. “It’s not like you beat me,” she says. “You just shoved me out of the way.” Violently. Minus 99 . Bahbwah’s advice for a court date: Don’t lie about smoking weed. Don’t put your glasses on your head. Don’t talk. Plus 20 , because that about sums it up. Court is closed, because that happens in real life, buying them time. Plus 9 . Ohhh boy. Kieffer sees a text conversation Jenelle is having with her ex. She smushed that guy while Kieffer was in jail. The homeless one is pissed! Plus 17 . Kieffer kicks Jenelle to the curb. Which the car was parked near, so that wasn’t so bad. Plus, he didn’t even throw her to the ground this time. Plus 8 . Leah Messer tries to have a conversation with Corey. Not easy. Minus 7 . A physical therapist comes over to assess why Ali isn’t mobile like her sis, and there’s nothing “structurally” wrong with her. That’s the good news. Plus 5 . She still needs splints to stabilize her ankles. Poor thing. Minus 3 . Corey laments that his girl is “gonna have splints and glasses,” but it’s a nice moment for the family. One much harder to appreciate knowing that a year later, Leah Messer is pregnant and engaged to someone else. Wash . More Ali worrying. A geneticist fears she may have a disorder called Campomelic Dysplasia which affects skeletal and reproductive development. Gulp. Did they ever stand a chance in the face of all this? Could any marriage, no matter the age of the parents? No points, it’s just a sad situation really. Fortunately, tests ruled out any serious health problems. Plus 50 , for the sake of Ali. That little tyke has had a rough go of it so far in life. A fighter! EPISODE TOTAL: -38! SEASON TOTAL: +13!
Sorry, Kieffer Delp: Gary Head is dating Jenelle Evans for some reason! The Teen Mom 2 star doesn’t necessarily have the best track record with men – or at life in general – but she seems happy for the moment, at least. “New years kiss :)” the troubled reality TV star tweeted on January 1, with a photo of her kissing her rumored new boyfriend. So, meet Gary Head: Classy shirt, Gar . Jenelle Evans repeatedly calls him her “baby” on Twitter, but insists they’re not officially together … for now. “He isn’t my man yet,” she Tweeted to her fans. If and when he becomes her man, the bar has been set very low. Her baby daddy, Charles Andrew Lewis, bolted after she had son Jace, who is now in the primary custody of Jenelle’s mother Barbara. Poor little Jace. 🙁 Don’t even get us started on Kieffer Delp , who’s in and out of jail, or that other guy Jason she was dating, but who was reportedly cheating on her. Ass. Be good to her, Gary Head. If she doesn’t beat you up first.
This week on Teen Mom 2 … not a lot happened. At all. Pure filler. Is baby Ali going to be alright? Where is Kieffer? Can Jenelle act like a civilized human being? Will Chelsea’s baby daddy man up? Does Kailyn ever smile? If only the MTV reality hit would have actually advanced any of these plot lines. Alas. Find out who was dealing with what issue in THG’s +/- recap below! The results of Ali’s brain MRI have us on pins and needles. The little girl became sedated while her mama sang to her – and worried. Leah’s being a good mama. Plus 5 . Corey even managed to take a day off work to join her. “I don’t like it,” he says. “I get all nervous and scared …it’s tough. I’m here for you and Ali.” Swoon! Plus 13 . Watching this heartwarming display quickly gets depressing since we know they’re divorced, but Minus only 10 because they were still sincere and mature here. Minus 6 more for MTV stringing us along. Is Ali okay or what?! Jenelle Evans recalls that she pressed charges against Kieffer Delp for domestic abuse: “He pushed me right here that resulted to me laying on the ground.” Plus 8 . Kieffer was MIA in this episode. Let’s make that permanent! Plus 4 . Jenelle and her mom make up, with Barbara welcoming her back into the house. Given what we saw in last week’s episode , it’s a step forward a least. Plus 2 . Similar to the Leah and Corey situation, it’s hard to stomach, knowing Jenelle drops the charges and supposedly doesn’t even want her kid . Minus 27 . Kailyn Lowry tells BF Jordan the big news, that she got her own apartment. Now he can crash with his baby mama instead of his regular mama. Life is good! Plus 6 . She decides to move out of her mom’s house without telling her … and a couple of dudes who look like bouncers do all the heavy lifting. Real normal. Plus 4 . Hilariously, they take the giant TV that wasn’t even hers. Plus 10 . More hilariously, Kailyn’s story ends with a parking lot meeting … and the return of the remote to her mom, its rightful owner. Like an Old West standoff! Plus 9 . Did you hear she wants Jo to impregnate her again supposedly? Wow. Minus 5 . Ooh, a segment on Chelsea’s elective knee surgery. Her stress and complaints really hit close to home after what we’ve seen Leah and Corey endure. Minus 8 . Chelsea’s dad: “You’ll probably have to cut down on your jogging.” Tragic! Plus 4 . Adam proved Randy wrong by sort of caring for baby Aubree by himself. Plus 7 . So he drops his “little bastard” daughter on the floor … he’s trying, right? Minus 13 . Chelsea and Adam cooing at each other in those baby voices? UGH. Minus 21 . The 30-second preview for next week was the highlight of the night. Corey and Leah finally get answers about Ali? Kailyn gets birth control for five YEARS? Adam apparently kidnaps Aubree? Kieffer gets a haircut? Insanity! Plus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: -11! SEASON TOTAL: -55!
