Kylie Jenner Reveals Photos From Upcoming Calendar Kylie Jenner is still flaunting that faux fatty in skimpy numbers Lil Kylizzle shared some shots of her upcoming 2017 calendar for her fans on Snap and IG. Shot by famed photog (and known perv) Terry Richardson, the littlest Jenner isn’t wearing much more than enthusiasm and a suggestive smirk in most of these snaps… We’re betting that 21 Savage will have a couple copies of this one hanging up in his household… Hit the flip for more from Kylie Cakes… Instagram
Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers… If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever… The post Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sit back, relax, and get ready to have some laughs and feel some feelings … Because hey, do you remember this old television show called Friends? You may have seen it from time to time, it's only one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, if not the most popular, no big deal. One of the biggest stars on the show, if you need some help refreshing your memory, was Jennifer Aniston. And if you really need some help, then go ahead and check out this seriously beautiful clip from last night's episode of Saturday Night Live. In the clip, Vanessa Bayer does her brilliant impersonation of Jennifer's Friends character, Rachel. And as if that wasn't lovely enough, she's joined by Jennifer herself in a very surprise appearance. nterestingly enough, Jennifer had just said a few days earlier that there would never be an actual Friends reunion. “I don't know what we would do,” she explained. “I think that period of time was sort of nostalgic, you know?” “There was something about a time where our faces weren't shoved into cell phones and we weren't, like checking Facebooks and Instagram, and we were in a room together, or at a coffee shop together, and we were talking.” “And we've lost that.” It makes sense. So really, this video might be the closest thing we'll ever get to new Friends footage for the rest of our lives. Enjoy it!
Say what you will about Kylie Jenner, but one thing is for certain: she really, really cares about people. Think about it: why else would she give us all the gifts she’s given us? Why would she take all those cleavage-bearing photos , those lingerie photos , those straight-up nude photos ?! It’s because she loves us and she doesn’t want us to hurt anymore. And our girl must have been worried about us, because did you see all these photos she shared on Instagram this weekend?! Kylie is on a little vacation in Miami right now, along with boyfriend Tyga and big sister Kendall Jenner. They’ve rented out this insane mansion, but who cares about real estate when Kylie is flouncing around in a thong and sharing the evidence? Answer: no one with a heart in their chest and/or a fascination with butts . But Kylie, social media genius that she is, knows that while we’d never turn down a good belfie, variety is good, too. So she was a dear and posed in a second black bikini: Are we worthy? Honestly, we’re not sure. Will we take it? Oh hell yes we will. Sure, Kylie is about as obnoxious as they come, and every time she opens her mouth we are catapulted into a special kind of hell that’s all lips and disappointment . We know that without a doubt. We know it just about as well as we know anything. But … come on. Look at her. What, are we supposed to just ignore this? As a little bonus, Kylie also took some time this weekend to share some close-ups of some other fashion choices of hers. And that’s why we have this little shot of this girl in fishnets with no underwear in sight: Thank you for this, Kylie, and for all that you do. We can never, every repay you. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 38 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time
So this is one of those classic “good news, bad news” situations. It’s good news for Kylie and Tyga, and bad news for literally everybody else. See, Kylie and Tyga are engaged. Allegedly. Again. This is hardly the first time we’ve heard engagement rumors about these two — in fact, we hear engagement rumors so often that we’re kind of getting scared we’re stuck in some kind of Twilight Zone time loop. That, or hell. But this time, the engagement rumor is special, because, according to a report from OK! magazine, Tyga proposed on his birthday last week. Awww! (That’s not like an “awww, so sweet!”, by the way, it’s more like “awww, I just had lunch and now it’s coming right back up.”) As the story goes, “Kylie asked Tyga what he wanted for his birthday, and he said ‘I want you and no one else.’ And then he asked her to be his wife!” We know, we know, it’s so hard to imagine Tyga being asked what he wants for his birthday and responding with anything other than “I don’t know, man, a leopard or some sh-t,” but let’s just go with it. “Kylie was just blown away,” the source claims. “She absolutely adores Tyga and wants nothing more than to build a life with him.” “She always felt they were soul mates. So of course she said yes.” Unfortunately, nobody else would be quite so excited about a Kyga engagement. “Kylie knows she’ll have an uphill battle persuading her family that it’s the right time to marry Tyga,” the source says. “But they’ll have to accept it if they truly care about her. This is what she wants; she’s so happy with him.” Gross. If this news has any little bit of truth in it, it’s pretty depressing for a number of reasons. One, Tyga started hanging around Kylie when she was 14 years old . She was 14, he was about 22 — that’s disgusting. They’ve always been kind of vague about when they actually started dating , but it was definitely before she turned 18. Any way you slice it, it’s creepy. It just is. Two, Kylie’s only 19 years old now. She’s not a Duggar, she can take a few more years to live her life before she permanently ties it to someone else’s. Three, if Kylie’s entire family thinks it’s a bad idea to marry Tyga right now, then maybe there’s a possibility that there’s something to that. Maybe, just maybe, her mother and her siblings have a little more life and love experience than she does. It’s sad to think that she’d put her relationships with her family members under such stress for some guy — for some Tyga — but it wouldn’t be unheard of for Kylie to show zero evidence of possessing any sense . What a mess. View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag
I this photoshoot of Kendall Jenner pretty disturbing except for the second pictures. It’s like new age German fashion meets a dildo. I’m no fashion expert, but this is by far the silliest crap I’ve ever seen. Maybe if a real model was wearing it, it would have been better. » view all 21 photos
Kendall Jenner Addresses Lip Injection Rumors Is Kendall Jenner out here getting knifed up like the rest of her family? The model Jenner has always had what most consider to be the most “natural” look in the family…and that look has taken her onto runways across the world and the covers of magazines . But lately, it’s been looking like Kendall is taking a page out of baby sis Kylie’s book and giving her soup-coolers a little extra “oomph.” Particularly after the millionaire little sisters took to Facebook Live yesterday to answer fan questions, the rumors that Kendall went under the needle for a fuller pout hit a fever pitch. BUT…Kylie says not to worry. It’s all her (and her heavy makeup hand’s) fault: Riiight. We seem to remember another little Jenner that sold that “overlined lip” story for as long as she could before admitting that her lips were full of industrial-grade silicone… But hey. Maybe she’s being honest…and this professional cosmetics model is letting her amateur younger sister over-exaggerate her makeup for public appearances instead of a professional MUA. It’s possible… Instagram
It’s hard to believe Kylie Jenner is only 19 years old … and that she's been teasing us with seriously racy photos like these for years. Years, people. The girl is basically 19 going on 37 in a sense. We have no idea what that means honestly, but this is clear: Ever since we've known she existed, the youngest member of the whole Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew has been just … gulp . Flaunting extreme cleavage, huge lips and come-hither expressions, the social media queen has been taught well by big sister Kim. And exploited handsomely by Momager Kris, to the tune of tens of millions of dollars for the Kardempire. We just coined that phrase. Not sure if it's any good, but you win some and you lose some. In any event, we're all winners thanks to this photo gallery we've created. See the 37 hottest pictures in Kylie Jenner history now: 1. Kylie Jenner Seduces Followers Kylie Jenner wrote that she had a “broken nail” in this photo. But why do we think no one is really looking at her nail? 2. Kylie Jenner: Semi-Topless Boob Grab Photo Kylie Jenner is getting more and more naked everyday to promote a new shade of her lip kit. We like where this trend is headed. 3. Kylie Jenner Tiger Toy Image Kylie held a tiger toy up to her crotch during a recent photoshoot. We think it might be her subtle way of saying she’s banging Tyga. 4. Kylie Jenner Butt Picture Kylie Jenner is mighty proud of her rear end. She flaunts it in this photo from Instagram. 5. Kylie Jenner Piercing Stop staring at Kylie Jenner’s cleavage! She’s showing off her new piercing in this Instagram photo. 6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Kylie Jenner’s cleavage is off the hook in this photo. Just unbelievable, really. Is it real? We think so. Is it spectacular? You tell us. View Slideshow
There’s something to be said for knowing what your strengths are. And, for Kylie Jenner, she seems very aware that her true strength lies not in her intelligence, not in her compassion, not in her kindness, but in her boobs . So it just makes sense that that’s what she decided to give Tyga for his 27th birthday. Yeah, in case you missed it, Tyga celebrated his birthday yesterday, November 19th, and while normally nobody would care because hey, it’s just Tyga , everyone now cares so hard because Kylie shared this photo: “Happy birthday babe” she captioned it, along with a kiss emoji, but it really doesn’t matter because who cares about words when Kylie Jenner is completely topless? Nobody, that’s who. Boobs trump … well, everything, really. Kylie was sweet enough to share one more topless pic, this one captioned “Irreplaceable”: It’s unclear if she meant that Tyga was irreplaceable or if she was giving a shout-out to that killer body of hers. Either way, we know what the truth is. Kylie has been all about showing off the goods lately: just yesterday, we talked about that nipple-tastic photo shoot she did to promote her Kylie Cosmetics pop-up shop. And then last week, she posed nude — well, nude except for a whole bunch of blue paint. We imagine it was her way of soothing us after the disastrous election results, but we’ll probably never know the truth. Anyway, as if those topless photos weren’t enough of a birthday gift, Kyga went on over to Las Vegas to celebrate this special occasion, and she shared another photo of that, one she captioned “Birthday behavior”: Isn’t it sweet how Kylie is trying to show physical affection to Kylie while still trying to contort her body to get the best angles? It’s like she’s saying “I love you, Tyga, but I love my ass and my Instagram presence more.” So sweet. We’re not sure exactly what Kylie and Tyga got up to in Vegas, but it feels safe to say that Tyga had some drinks while 19-year-old Kylie just sat around and ate a pomegranate or something. Oh, wait, that really happened? Bless these people. Bless them so much. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 31 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time
