It’s not quite as impressive as the outfit she wore to her book launch yesterday, but I’m telling you guys, this Kendall Jenner chick knows how to dress. And I know she’s only 18, but I think she’s already a great role model for young hotties everywhere. See, it doesn’t matter how annoying your parents or your family are; as long as you’re hot and show off enough skin, us bloggers are willing to overlook pretty much anything. I’m pretty sure that’s the American dream, or close enough anyway. Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet
Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from.. Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior… So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.
Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from.. Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior… So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.
The jury is still out as to whether or not Iggy Azalea is a racist , but one thing is for sure – the Aussie rapper’s offensive tweets have definitely not hampered the sales of her smash single, “Fancy.” Iggy Azalea: “Fancy” According to Billboard magazine, not only does Iggy have the number one song of the week, her cameo on Ariana Grande’s “Problem” makes her the first artist since The Beatles to hold down the number one and number two spots at the same time. Not bad for a 23-year-old from Down Under. As a white, female, non-American rapper, Iggy has been faced with a fair share of haters. In one ugly incident earlier this month, Odd Future rapper Tyler the Creator said Iggy “stinks” while appearing on the popular BET series 106 & Park. We think achieving a feat that no one had accomplished since The Beatles did it over 50 years ago gives Iggy the right to declare herself the winner of that feud. By way of commenting on her monumental achievement, Iggy simply posted a tweet that read, “Number one.” When you’re really killin’ it, sometimes you don’t need to brag. Frankly, we think the popularity of Iggy’s hit single was helped along by one of our favorite viral videos in recent weeks. Check out the awesome dad, daughter lip dub of “Fancy” below: Dad, Daughter Lip Dub “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea
Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture. But she does not look happy about it. The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn’t wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand. “PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama,” she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today. Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects. Kendall, of course, also took part in a W Magazine shoot this March and walked the runway during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. Remember the latter incident? The one where Kendall exposed her nipples on stage? Jenner really does seem to be making her way up in the fashion industry, meaning she’ll hopefully be able to stay famous without banging anyone on camera. Let’s see if she can succeed where Kim Kardashian failed. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!
Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture. But she does not look happy about it. The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn’t wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand. “PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama,” she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today. Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects. Kendall, of course, also took part in a W Magazine shoot this March and walked the runway during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. Remember the latter incident? The one where Kendall exposed her nipples on stage? Jenner really does seem to be making her way up in the fashion industry, meaning she’ll hopefully be able to stay famous without banging anyone on camera. Let’s see if she can succeed where Kim Kardashian failed. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!
Kids, man. The tantrums, the whining, the sleepless nights, the barfing, the diapers … and the list goes on and on and on. If kids weren’t so darn adorable and hilarious they’d probably get sold to the circus with alarming frequency. But they are adorable and hilarious and they really DO say the darnedest things. They write them down, too. From non-apologies to actual apologies, silly homework answers to break-up letters, here are 37 hilarious kid notes sure to give you more than one chuckle. 37 Hilarious Kid Notes 1. Best Friends Forever If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs. Pro tip: If you don’t want your kid to say or write something, don’t say it yourself or you might end up with a kid who tells his teacher he’s going to be a freeloader when he grows up. Which is equally as funny as the kid who wants to be a dog. (Hey, laying around and scratching ourselves all day? Sounds like THE LIFE!)
Kids, man. The tantrums, the whining, the sleepless nights, the barfing, the diapers … and the list goes on and on and on. If kids weren’t so darn adorable and hilarious they’d probably get sold to the circus with alarming frequency. But they are adorable and hilarious and they really DO say the darnedest things. They write them down, too. From non-apologies to actual apologies, silly homework answers to break-up letters, here are 37 hilarious kid notes sure to give you more than one chuckle. 37 Hilarious Kid Notes 1. Best Friends Forever If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs. Pro tip: If you don’t want your kid to say or write something, don’t say it yourself or you might end up with a kid who tells his teacher he’s going to be a freeloader when he grows up. Which is equally as funny as the kid who wants to be a dog. (Hey, laying around and scratching ourselves all day? Sounds like THE LIFE!)
Apparently it was the 2014 Billboard Awards last night, which I think we were all expected to want to watch because they made Michael Jackson perform from beyond the grave via hologram. I passed, because I don’t believe in ghosts, but I might’ve actually watched the show if they’d mentioned the real selling point: that Kendall Jenner was going to show up and show off her sexy booty in a pair of tight pants. Forgot the dumb hologram, now this I find impressive. I just hope that one isn’t an expensive optical illusion too. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
