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HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio . And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Kris Jenner Reportedly Injured In Car Crash

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Despite having the disposable income to hire a driver for every occasion, celebrities still like to drive themselves around, but unfortunately they also find themselves in car accidents just like this rest of us. The matriarch of all things Kardashian and Jenner-related, Kris Jenner, was reportedly injured in a car crash earlier today. TMZ is […]

Kris Jenner Reportedly Injured In Car Crash

Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day

Site was down, hell froze over, so I couldn’t get this video that my friend Brian sent me this morning of Kendall Jenner flashing Kylie’s Snapchat at what I assume is Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday party so that rich, spoiled, overrated brat can finally drink – because I’m sure she hasn’t ever drank before..because she’s a reasonable rule follower who doesn’t travel to other places where 18 is the law like that… I hate these annoying, piles of shit, they are all interchangeable garbage … But at least Kendall is showing her nipples…it is almost redeeming…but barely…because you know they are tedious, annoying, high maintenance unappreciative pigs…that’s just what being a 21 year old in this weird fucking world…raised by rich narcissistic monsters…left to fend for yourself with budget to fend for yourself proper… The post Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day

Site was down, hell froze over, so I couldn’t get this video that my friend Brian sent me this morning of Kendall Jenner flashing Kylie’s Snapchat at what I assume is Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday party so that rich, spoiled, overrated brat can finally drink – because I’m sure she hasn’t ever drank before..because she’s a reasonable rule follower who doesn’t travel to other places where 18 is the law like that… I hate these annoying, piles of shit, they are all interchangeable garbage … But at least Kendall is showing her nipples…it is almost redeeming…but barely…because you know they are tedious, annoying, high maintenance unappreciative pigs…that’s just what being a 21 year old in this weird fucking world…raised by rich narcissistic monsters…left to fend for yourself with budget to fend for yourself proper… The post Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kris Jenner: Lamar Odom Actually DIED After His Overdose!

If you watched last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians , you know the show finally dealt with the aftermath of the drug overdose that nearly claimed Lamar Odom’s life back in October. What you might have missed, however, is a moment when Kris Jenner revealed that the situation may have been even more dire than we previously thought. During one of the scenes that took place at Kim Kardashian’s 35th birthday party , Kris shocked the other guests when she quoted one of Lamar’s doctors as saying, “‘He came in here dead, so the fact that he’s alive is a miracle.’” We already knew that Lamar suffered 12 strokes and was comatose by the time he arrived at the hospital, but many fans were shocked to learn that Odom may have been legally dead at one point. Kris didn’t elaborate, and it’s possible that either she or the doctor may have exaggerated the severity of Lamar’s condition, but nonetheless, the scene served as a potent reminder of how close Odom came to ever regaining consciousness. As the episode revealed, the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan took a two-week hiatus from filming after Lamar’s near-death experience, but the upcoming episodes will no doubt feature many painful details about his ongoing recovery process. Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online to see Lamar in happier times. View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy

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Kylie Jenner Shows Off Stomach, Fuels Eating Disorder Chatter

Kylie Jenner just can’t win. The 18-year old gets slammed any time she shares a social media photo that highlights her cleavage… and she also gets in trouble online any time she covers that cleavage up. The supposedly single reality star took to Snapchat over the weekend and posted a couple selfies that appeared to have been taken first thing in the morning. We’re basing this theory on Kylie’s messy hair. But it doesn’t appear as it most followers were focused on Jenner’s hair. Or her chest. Or her arms. Or her hands. Instead, they looked at both of these images and called out Kylie for possessing such a flat stomach. Some especially took note of her prominent ribcage in the first picture and wondered whether or not Jenner has an eating disorder. “Seriously!!! Ugh. Let’s cause thousands of cases of anorexia,” wrote one critic in response. Look, there are PLENTY of reasons to make fun of Kylie Jenner. She thinks 30 is too old an age to have kids , for one thing. But she is not giving anyone an eating disorder because she is flaunting her tummy in these photographs. This is someone who flaunts her body all the frickin time and who belongs to a family that endlessly talks about weight loss. Half-sister Kim Kardashian is doing far, far more damage to young women and new mothers by constantly mentioning her absolute need these days to shed her pregnancy pounds. In conclusion: the Jenners and Kardashians are terrible role models. But not because they sometimes show off their flat stomachs. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown

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Alana Blanchard in Lingerie for Stab of the Day

Alana Blanchard is some surf chick from the 1990s, who I guess used to get noticed because her best friend was eaten by a shark, and when you’re the bikini next to the one-armed Jesus freak, the spotlight catches a bit of you and people say “who’s the chick with two arms, she’d be way better at giving double handjobs than one arm, plus she won’t always talk about having one arm, and the story, and the fear, in the most annoying way you know one-arm does”….and instead she’ll probably talk about how she’s using a handicapped girl for her personal gain…which is awesome…HANDICAPPED USERS HAVE NO SOULS…. Apparently they get half naked for photoshoots in lingerie, on some low level Glamour model shoot, with their Fiance or boyfriend or husband, giving it the cheesy Sears portrait, even low grade “I’m pregnant in love’ tackiness people do… But there’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food for the last decade to make her fatter than a pile of shit to insulate her in our damp basement apartment… A wife that I should shoot a romantic glamour shoot like this with…because it’d be hysterical…where this is just fucking weird. Nice fake tits though, better surf ass…these are from 6 months ago… The post Alana Blanchard in Lingerie for Stab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bieber’s Pussy is Getting Aggressive of the Day

Hailey Baldwin has been fucking Justin Bieber since before she was 18. ‘ I was at her 18th birthday party in some expensive house in LA, as I do, you know me and the Jenners having a pillow fight…ok I wasn’t there…but the party was put on by Bieber in a “I’m not going to jail for fucking this underage bitch, we got away with the scandal, that wouldn’t be a scandal, because she’s rich and her dad famous, despite being a weird Christian, wouldn’t press charges, because hollywood dads are the self involved weirdos who often do drugs with their kids because they are so damaged… Well, I guess she laid down the law and decided it was time to put the pressure on him so he started posting pics of her to get more followers, and dude listened, because when you’re fucking a bitch amongst a bunch of bitches, you give her what she wants…as she whines for it…to shut her up…even if she’s uneventful, boring, and probably not a girl he still fucks consistently, but who is trying to extort him….and it’s working…because men are weak… I guess when she’s not extorting Bieber, she’s posting pics of her in a tight black dress. The post Bieber’s Pussy is Getting Aggressive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner to Kylie: You’re a F-cking B-tch!

Are you ready for a sisterly showdown? Of epic proportions? E! has released a new sneak peek from  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 , which gets underway on November 15 at 9/8c, and it features Kendall Jenner getting into a serious, non-physical throwdown with Kylie Jenner. It’s the sort of fight to which all siblings can relate. See, the Jenners are getting ready to attend the ESPYs. And Kendall wants to borrow a dress from Kylie. But Kylei does not want Kendall to borrow said dress. They end up yelling across the giant family mansion, with Kendall concluding the screaming match by saying Kylie is LITERALLY the “biggest f-cking bitch” she has ever met. Ouch! Elsewhere this season, fans of this scripted non-reality show can look forward to the following storylines: The family continuing to adjust to Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, which is the reason why Kendall and Kylie are attending the ESPYs in the first place in this clip. Their father is receiving an award for courage there. Scott Disick having to face his alcoholic and partying ways. Kim Kardashian growing ever bigger as she awaits her second child. Khloe Kardashian dating James Harden. It's unclear at this point whether the Lamar Odom medical crisis will make it into the show, considering how far in advance the series tapes. Will you be tuning in for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere? How many more seasons do you think the program has left? Do you still believe it's somehow real and not as scripted as any sitcom out there? Check out the seriously intense fight below and sound off on which family member you are most excited to see back in action.

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Kendall Jenner to Kylie: You’re a F-cking B-tch!

Are you ready for a sisterly showdown? Of epic proportions? E! has released a new sneak peek from  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 , which gets underway on November 15 at 9/8c, and it features Kendall Jenner getting into a serious, non-physical throwdown with Kylie Jenner. It’s the sort of fight to which all siblings can relate. See, the Jenners are getting ready to attend the ESPYs. And Kendall wants to borrow a dress from Kylie. But Kylei does not want Kendall to borrow said dress. They end up yelling across the giant family mansion, with Kendall concluding the screaming match by saying Kylie is LITERALLY the “biggest f-cking bitch” she has ever met. Ouch! Elsewhere this season, fans of this scripted non-reality show can look forward to the following storylines: The family continuing to adjust to Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, which is the reason why Kendall and Kylie are attending the ESPYs in the first place in this clip. Their father is receiving an award for courage there. Scott Disick having to face his alcoholic and partying ways. Kim Kardashian growing ever bigger as she awaits her second child. Khloe Kardashian dating James Harden. It's unclear at this point whether the Lamar Odom medical crisis will make it into the show, considering how far in advance the series tapes. Will you be tuning in for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere? How many more seasons do you think the program has left? Do you still believe it's somehow real and not as scripted as any sitcom out there? Check out the seriously intense fight below and sound off on which family member you are most excited to see back in action.

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