When We’re the Millers (2013) hit theaters it became clear that Jennifer Aniston was adding another devastating notch to the list of celebrity strippers that don’t strip. We’re looking at you Natalie Portman in Closer (2004) and Jessica Alba in Sin City (2005). Fortunately the extended cut Blu-ray version of We’re the Millers has a different story to tell. Jen doesn’t exactly get naked, but the behind-the-scenes extras reveal her bra in the strip club sequence was spectacularly see-through! Check out the nips after the jump!
Jennifer Aniston wants her younger brother, Alex, to serve as best man in her upcoming wedding to Justin Theroux, according to a new report. Jennifer Aniston-Justin Theroux Wedding: Who’s Best Man? Aniston, who wants a low-key ceremony at the Bel Air mansion she shares with Theroux, wants Alex, often called AJ, to serve as Theroux’s best man. Fortunately, her fiance is on board. “Justin feels that having AJ as best man at the wedding will give him an anchor in the family,” a family insider said. “There’s no doubt that AJ is quirky.” “He’s got a good heart, though, and Jen does love him.” The “quirky” AJ is known as something of a punk and a free spirit, with numerous tattoos and a penchant for drifting between Alaska and L.A. in his van. “AJ is exactly the kind of person that security would throw out of Jen’s wedding,” the source said. “Instead, he’ll be front and center at the ceremony.” Jennifer Aniston reportedly wants to keep the wedding to Justin Theroux as small and intimate as possible, since she “hated” her wedding to Brad Pitt. “It was too big and incredibly stressful,” the insider said. “This time she wants a small family affair and wants to go the extra mile to let her father see that she is happy. And she knows that including his son would make him happiest.” When will the wedding take place? Is any of this true? All we can do is stay tuned, celebrity gossip fans.
Jennifer Aniston’s longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting. After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: “Jen’s big secret: pregnant!” Stephen Huvane, in response, said: “Jennifer is NOT pregnant.” “The whole story is a complete fabrication,” Huvane continues . “All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe.” “None of this ever happened,” he reiterates to the N.Y. Post . “Shame on Us magazine for once again getting it all wrong.” The reworked wardrobe nugget is a reference to the magazine’s assertion that Aniston wore less-than-flattering plum strapless satin dress to premiere. According to the celebrity gossip mainstay, she had her clothes overhauled following that alleged fashion faux pas, presumably to hide her big “secret.” Huvane similarly denied that the Vivienne Westwood gown, worn to the Toronto International Film Festival last week (above), was chosen to cloak her womb. It’s not the first false Jennifer Aniston pregnant rumor by a long shot. It won’t be the last. But there’s clearly no merit to it in any way, shape or form. Case closed. Sorry about this week’s sales, Us . Unless people actually buy it anyway, despite the obvious falsehoods, in which case, sorry for them.
Even Taylor Swift haters must recognize: No artist who engenders the following kind of reaction can be all that bad. In an adorable new video, little Chase Easterwood believes she’s going out to dinner with her parents. That is, until her mother tells the child that she’d prefer to attend a Swift concert instead and, lo and behold, that’s actually where the family is headed! Watch Chase’s shocked, tear-filled reaction now: Mother Surprises Daughter with Taylor Swift Tickets Wanna surprise your son or daughter with a special evening? Enter our Kanye West concert ticket giveaway now!
Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston’s fiance, reveals to GQ that she does not like his STD-themed artwork and did not want to display them in their home. Relationships. All about compromise. When Justin moved into his Bel Air mansion with Jennifer Aniston , he had to part ways with the graphic art collection that he holds so dear. “I have these beautiful wax-museum pieces – handmade, from the 1800s – from a museum of curiosities,” the actor tells the magazine. “They’re just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever.” “Those definitely found a great place in my office in L.A.,” he says of her reaction . “They weren’t going to be above the fireplace anytime soon.” The Wanderlust costars became engaged in 2012 after more than one year of dating. “It’s a bit like going to a slightly different altitude, you know?” Theroux says. The actor joked, referring to the celebrity gossip tabloid attention, that it can be weird “when I get complimented on the street because I’m having twins.” But the two seem to compliment each other well. He says he’s terrible at sports and she loves him for it. He also says they both wanted to buy their $21 million home, in part, because it came with chickens. “We inherited the chickens from the previous owners,” he says. “They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.'”
Jennifer Aniston’s bikini body continues to fascinate, and for good reason. The 44-year-old’s physique is enviable to say the least, as she proved on second day of rest and relaxation with loved ones in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Sighting Out was the familiar-looking pink bikini from earlier Jennifer Aniston bikini photos . In was a strapless black bikini top and purple bikini bottoms. The actress looked very relaxed and, of course, fit. Big surprise there. The organic food and yoga enthusiast “looked amazing” in her two-piece, an eyewitness said … not that you need to be an eyewitness to say that. As for the man who put a ring on it, Justin Theroux’s vacation physique is nearly as impressive as his life partner’s. Both are looking pretty ripped these days: Jennifer Aniston on Vacation
Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement… The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged. If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t… My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money. I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Clearly I need to start getting invited to British movie premieres, because here’s my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner putting on another great cleavage and sideboob show at the We’re The Millers premiere. And since she was able to steal the spotlight from Jennifer Aniston at her own premiere, that got me thinking: is it too late to do a remake of this movie with Kimberley playing the stripper role instead of Jen? I’m willing to kick in $100 and a few Subway coupons if it helps. » view all 41 photos
Jennifer Aniston has been sued by a construction company that alleges the actress owes them 43000 for work on her Bel Air home. The company said Jennifer ne…
Seeing as I hate people, I mean I don’t actually hate people, I just can’t be bothered with people, because people are self serving assholes on their own quest of bullshit that just get in the way…trying to make money, get ahead, totally clueless and unaware how insignificant they are, or how the path they are taking is just irritating, a waste of time, and really going after everything that is not important at all.. Sometimes seeing animals, instinctively just loving, reminds us what it’s all about…and it is not bikini pics, or porn, or even fake relationships for advancement…it’s not about money, or things, or celebrity and hollywood…none of that shit matters… Maybe I just like animals…or maybe, like Jennifer Aniston, my biological clock is ticking and I’m craving a love this pure…held captive in a cage in my basement.
