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Heidi Montag to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cast Me!

Former Hills star Heidi Montag wants a role on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Easy to see why. They’re rich and famous right now, she’s neither. Despite the fact that there’s not a chance in hell it will ever happen, Heidi is actively pursuing joining Camille, Lisa, Kyle and their wealthy counterparts. “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We’d be so psyched if this happened,” said her better half and fellow Hills star turned bad musician. MAYBE 15 SURGERIES AGO : Sadly for Montag, there’s no way the Housewives cast her. There’s nothing Real about that body whatsoever. It’s just not a good fit . According to Radar Online, she and husband Spencer Pratt are going all out and his “people” are supposedly talking to the RHOBH honchos next week. So Speidi will be Tweeting at them incessantly while Cougar Zank and Jenn Bunney walk up and approach the producers at restaurants? Good to know. While adding Heidi and Spencer would garner big publicity, Bravo doesn’t seem to be lacking for that as is … and would they want to deal with Speidi? We doubt it. Stick to your “music” careers, guys.

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Jennifer Aniston Swears: I Am Happy!

What’s the biggest misconception out there about Jennifer Aniston? Take your pick. According to the actress, one particularly stands out: “That I’m unhappy,” she tells People . “I’m really happy. Really!” Embracing the truth in her life has been key to Jen’s joy even as the rumor mill keeps churning, linking her to various men and/or adopted babies from Mexico . “I think people just want to see me as a mom, married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,” she says. “I just want to say, ‘Relax! It’s going to happen.'” Great attitude. True love is often found when you least expect it, as with Mark Sanchez and Eliza Kruger . If Jen just stays the course, the loneliness will lift. For now, Aniston is busy promoting her new namesake fragrance, out this month, and her romantic comedy, Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, out Friday. “Adam and I have a sense of humor that is so in sync, we could say nothing and burst out into laughter,” she says. “We have a really nice sort of chemistry.” Call Star and cue the engagement rumors in 5 … 4 … 3 …

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Tits at the Go With It Premiere of the Day

Go With It is some shitty movie that I haven’t seen, but that I can assure you is shitty, because everything coming out of Hollywood is shitty, especailly shit starring Jennifer ANiston and Adam Sandler…THese movies are just money makers, cuz the general public are idiots, and this mindless smut is what they need to distract them from their shitty lives…..but not as shitty as someone like Jennifer Aniston shitty…you know single and unable to get husbands or babies cuz they are high maintenace and think they deserve better than the many cocks they’ve had in them no matter how hard they try..even though they are rich and famous and can have everything they want except the one thing they actually want….but shitty never the less…. I don’t care what you say, Brooklyn Decker is not hot. Her face is average at best, and sure she’s tall and skinny and has big tits, but you know what, so do a lot of bitches who are actually worth lookin at….She’s all smoke and mirrors and Andy Roddick’s PR people who brainwash you and the people at SI to make her a cover girl so she stops whining at home…. But she was at the event, cuz she’s in the movie, and she showed off some tit…so here are the pics of the overrated trash…

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REVIEW: Gnomeo & Juliet Proves Lawn Ornaments Have Feelings Too. So There!

Underage youth defy their feuding families by falling madly in love, sleep together before marriage and end up dying tragically because of crossed signals. What a dud of a story! You know what it needs to dress it up? Garden gnomes.

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VIDEO: Zach Galifianakis Asks Jennifer Aniston What U.S. State She’d Blow Up with a Nuclear Bomb

Is there a more reliably funny Internet video series than Between Two Ferns ? Whether hosted by Zach Galifianakis or his mustachioed twin brother Seth , the “talk show” (sponsored by Speed Stick!) is a lock to elicit one or two genuine guffaws from viewers. The latest installment finds Galifianakis discussing sexual acts with a very game Tila Tequila, and Weapons of Mass Destruction with a hilariously peeved Jennifer Aniston. More of that would be a welcome career shift for the Just Go With It star. Click ahead to watch the uncomfortable.

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Jennifer Aniston Drops Some Spinster Cleavage

Jennifer Aniston will do pretty much anything not to have another bomb of a movie on her hands, like her relationships everything she does kinda flops for some reason, so she hitched her wagon to blockbuster maker Adam Sandler’s new movie. Not a bad idea, even his garbage makes a hundred million. Here she is looking pretty damn good at the premiere last night. The girl is hot and her acting is terrible, there’s no question about that, I have no idea why her love life is so crappy. Maybe she’s got awful night farts.

WATCH: Jennifer Aniston Dons A Vibrating Bra On Ellen

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Ellen DeGeneres continues to hold the monopoly on hilarious celebrity interviews with yesterday’s segment featuring Jennifer Aniston and a vibrating bra. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Styleite Discovery Date : 04/02/2011 17:59 Number of articles : 2

WATCH: Jennifer Aniston Dons A Vibrating Bra On Ellen

LuAnn de Lesseps to Guest Star on Law & Order SVU, Get Semi-Nude

From her role as a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York , we know LuAnn de Lessep can follow a script. Now, the Countess will get a chance to do it on a show that actually admits it’s fiction! De Lesseps will make her non-Bravo debut on an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU , portraying “an eccentric art patron who poses semi-nude for a painter,” according to The New York Post . The installment will air on February 23 and TV viewers will gather in a pray circle tonight in the hope that LuAnn isn’t asked to sing on it.

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Shocker: Jennifer Aniston Adoption Rumor Denied

So that story about Jennifer Aniston is not adopting a baby was bogus. We would take credit for refuting the rumor first, but no one actually believed it. We did call it, however … not that it took much brainpower. In fact, you have to wonder why Jen’s rep even bothered firing off the denial in this case. The rumor mill was working overtime yesterday with LOL-tastic claims that the actress was adopting, but there was truth to the reports, obvi. WHAT A TEASE : Jennifer Aniston gossip always is . Yesterday, celebrity gossip outlets were abuzz over the obviously bogus report that Aniston had visited an orphanage in Tijuana and decided to adopt a baby. Details about a $250,000 “gender-neutral” nursery in the star’s home began to come out as well, including the name of a nanny Jennifer reportedly hired. Courteney Cox’s former nanny, Marva Soogrim, was reported to be Aniston’s now. A rep from the actress, however, was quick to kill the ” fabricated ” story. You hear about Jen and Brad though? So hitting it behind Ange’s back!!!

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MasterChef curse strikes again

CHEF Matt Moran the latest star to suffer a serious injury a week before filming resumes.

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