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Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures of the Day

Chelsea Handler is fucking disgusting. I don’t know what made her think she can pull off this bikini, but I know it is miserable. In case you didn’t know, I am not a fan of Chelsea Handler. I don’t like my women to be funny, cunty or acting like a gay dude, I like my women delicate and maternal…even though I married a fucking tank…. So even if Chelsea Handler was hot, I wouldn’t be able to see it, cuz I just see this bottom feeding, low level garbage, who has seen better days, like when she was firt coming up in the industry and did some casting couch hustle on video….and even those days weren’t all that much better…but at least she was willing to whore out to get out of her deadend waitress job….and who really cares…she has been wrecked…and she is a wreck…but people like him…I mean her… Here she is in some funny sex scene that sucks GO Here are her tits from some Early in her Career Casting Couch Sex Tape GO

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here is Jennifer Aniston and her dried out, empty and lonely womb in a bikini lookin’ too good to not be getting cum thrown at her from every direction…clearly proving there is a deeper rooted problem with her that I call being a cunt with high standards who won’t take the cum that’s available to her…but the decision has allowed her to maintain this old lady body…that the idea of having kids to fufill you as person cuz that’s really your soul purpose as a woman…really goes out the window…keep up the not getting pregnant no matter how much you pretend to bitch…it’s good for your tits….and at this point, that’s really all you’ve got going for you.

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Jen Aniston in a Bikini — Something to Be Thankful For

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston , Paparazzi Photo , Hot Bodies Jennifer Aniston donned a purple bikini and spent her Thanksgiving in Los Cabos, Mexico with a few pals. Say amen. Read more

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Jennifer Aniston’s Ass in Denim of the Day

I was just complaining to a friend about how the paprazzi fucking suck cuz they never get solid ass shots. It’s like they have contracts with these celebrity cunts that says “no ass allowed” and I’m the kind of guy who needs to look at that shit….but then I came I saw these Aniston ass shots, but that doesn’t really count cuz she’s so fucking desperate to get pregnant, that she’s parading her shit around, hoping anything hits and sticks to her uterus, probably paying the paparazzi to make sure they get her ass, cuz I’ve watched the nature channel and I’ve seen how monkey’s seduce each other when they are ready to get knocked up during mating season…. The desperation has set in, the biological clock has probably stopped ticking, and I am surprised these aren’t pics of her bent over smearing cum she pulled out of a used condom she found on the side of the street inside herself, hoping it works….

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Jaime Renee Smith’s Tits on Weeds of the Day

I don’t know what the show Weeds is…I mean I heard about it in passing years ago…but I don’t know what it is about, what it is on, who is on it and even if it is still on the air. All I know is that when I used to have a TV many years ago, finding tits to jerk off to was limited to scrambled porn, french late night TV, the occasional sex show, and kids shows. We didn’t have bare tits, we had Baywatch and Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples on Friends….music videos and Barney…. It’s like TV is trying to compete with the internet and I guess sexing it up is the only way… Kids have it too easy these days…I remember scavenging and being creative for orgasms…it wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter. We are all doomed… Her name is Jamie Renee Smith, her IMDB hasn’t been updated since 2009 cuz no one cares about her, probably the reason she’s getting topless on TV. The video I posted turned out to be fucking weird video…I assume the file is corrupt – but the dialog is too good to ignore and not post…here are the pics….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Jamie_Renee_Smith-Weeds.flv

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Lindsay Lohan Stroller Accident — No Harm, No Foul

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying. The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning… Read more

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Jen Aniston — Dinner or Date?

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston , Josh Hopkins , Paparazzi Photo , Hook Ups , Gossip / Rumors Studies have shown … workplace romances have a pretty high success rate — so maybe that’s why Jennifer Aniston went on a dinner date with her ” Cougar Town ” co-star Josh Hopkins last night. Aniston — who will be guest starring on “Cougar Town” this… Read more

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Guess Which Young Actor Offers the Most Bang For Studios’ Bucks?

It’s that time of year again — temperatures climb, work ethics plunge, and Forbes comes up with a totally random means of taxonomizing your favorite Hollywood celebrities. Would that there were anything else on Earth to write about, I wouldn’t even notice. But credit where credit is due! The annual list of stars who earn the most “bang for Hollywood’s buck” has a new king and queen (not to mention some hinky methodology). Celebrate them after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston To Show Boobs To Regain Crown As America’s Sweetheart

Pop quiz, Jennifer Aniston: You just headlined a sperm-based comedy that opened in MacGruberian eighth place ; your two movies previous were a disappointment and a bomb , respectively — what do you do? The answer is, you take off your top and kiss another woman.

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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart Protest Glenn Beck’s MLK Dream

Before going on vacation, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert addressed Glenn Beck’s upcoming Restore Honor rally, which will take place on the same date and the same place where Martin Luther King delivered his famous “I Have a Dream” speech. Elsewhere on late night, Christina Applegate remembered seeing Justin Long naked, Charlie Day discussed his upcoming nude scene with Jennifer Aniston and David Letterman forced Anne Heche to revisit her soap opera days.

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