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Jennifer Aniston Makes Amends

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly reconciled with her estranged mother after she was admitted to hospital for falling and breaking her hip. A source said: “When Jen got word of her mum’s catastrophic fall, she contacted Nancy’s doctors and made sure all of her medical costs were taken care of.”

Larry King’s Wife Interviewing Divorce Lawyers

Filed under: Larry King , Shawn Southwick , Shawn King , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned Larry King ‘s wife is meeting with a second divorce lawyer, even though she’s already hired a big-time divorce attorney who filed legal papers on her behalf. Attorney Robert Kaufman — who has handled divorces for Jennifer Aniston ,… Read more

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Jennifer Aniston’s Jacked Up Pants of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston… I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need…. Pics via Bauer

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Sarah Palin Better Not Have to Use One of Those Damn Straws That Doesn’t Bend

Watergate, it’s not, but a document found in a California state university trash bin last week shed interesting light into Sarah Palin’s upcoming speech there. On Tuesday, California Attorney General Jerry Brown said his office would look into finances of the California State University, Stanislaus Foundation. Why? For potentially violating ethics laws by keeping details of Palin’s contract secret. The former half-term Alaska Governor is scheduled to speak at a June 25 gala hosted by the foundation to commemorate the university’s 50th anniversary. Brown’s investigation was prompted in part, by a group of CSU Stanislaus students who retrieved five pages of the contract from a campus trash bin. This after hearing administrators were engaged in shredding documents – and some stuff they allegedly shredded paints a diva-like picture of Palin. The contract detailed the alleged politician’s requirements for her visit, including first-class flights from Anchorage to California – if she flies commercial. If not, “the private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger,” the contract specifies (large enough to accommodate her ego entourage, in other words). The renowned nuclear weapons expert also must be given a suite at a deluxe hotel, and a lectern stocked with two water bottles with bendable straws. Regular straws and the deal is off. You got that?! The document, dated March 16, does not include specific compensation details for Sarah Palin, who commands speaking fees as high as $100,000. “This is not about Sarah Palin,” Brown said. “The issues are public disclosure and financial accountability in organizations embedded in universities.” Come on, it’s a little about Sarah Palin . Doesn’t sound like a scandal worthy of major attention … well, besides perhaps on the Sarah Palin Network .

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Kate Gosselin and Kids: Moving to Hollywood?

We’re not in Pennsylvania anymore (they may be saying soon)! Since she’s become, like, a major star, is Kate Gosselin moving her giant brood to Hollywood? We hear the mother of eight is looking for a home in SoCal as well as a new agent, hoping to snag a mansion big enough for her kids (and a showbiz career). Could her move to, and new life in L.A. be the subject of her new reality show ? “Now that Kate has tasted the excitement of Hollywood, there’s no way that she’s going to return to Pennsylvania,” a friend, which she apparently has, says. Kate, who avoided elimination on Dancing with the Stars again last night, is “looking at homes in the Hollywood Hills in the $2 million range,” insisting on “a pool, at least six bedrooms, an outdoor hot tub and a recording studio!” LOL . What’s next, Jon Gosselin insisting his new home has a treadmill? Is Kate Gosselin obsessed with fame? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Speaking of Jon, this might actually help his lawsuit over Kate’s absentee mom status and quest for her own fame, rather than on being a good parent. Sources say Kate has been meeting with agents, managers and publicists. Of course, someone has to feed those cute little kids however they can do it. It’s sure as hell not you either, Jon. “Kate really wants to be a movie star,” an insider laughably says . “Kate thinks that after Jennifer Aniston’s last few films didn’t do so well, America needs a new girl next door. And who better to fill Jen’s shoes than Kate!” This quote has to be made up, right? We hope so, because if a grating nag with more baggage than LAX airport fashions herself a girl next door, she may be the most delusional person ever.

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Jennifer Aniston: Go Directly to Cougar Town!

Jennifer Aniston is a very wanted woman over in bestie Courteney Cox’s Cougar Town. Not only did the hit show’s honcho Bill Lawrence tell our own Watch With Kristin that he’d…

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Are Brad and Jen Really Hooking Up in Secret?

Angie’s ex-bodyguard is claiming he helped Brad steal away for liaisons with Jen Aniston. Could he really do that without a billion paps following? —FrankFella, via the Answer…

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Jennifer Aniston Shows Off her Lonely Old Legs of the Day

The funny thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she’s not that ugly for a 40 year old, but she just can’t land a husband, or someone willing to knock her up and that makes me laugh. She’s a typical cunt who thinks she’s got so much going on that she’s too good for the average dude who is into her. So she runs after these Brad Pitt replacements that constantly reject her because with bitches with high standards, comes high maintenance and when you’re just fucking her because you’ve wanted to since you saw her on friends, you realize that it’s not worth the fucking headaches, so bitch ends up alone cuz even with all the rejection, she still thinks she’s too good to get with dudes who would actually put up with her bullshit….The good news is that there will always be cats to keep her company and fill her big empty house when she stops getting work and is forced to face her demons with no distractions a few years down the road. That’s when she’ll be good for moving in on, like the old maids in my neighborhood who couldn’t have kids cuz they had their uterus removed thanks to cancer caused by their careers as prostitutes, a career that made marriage a fantasy…. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Aniston Just Goes With It

Jennifer Aniston (who looks amazing) arrives on the set of her new movie Just Go With It

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Caught Kissing, Tabloid Hilariously Reports

OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid. No word if they were “caught” back in 2002. “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” or so claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex-bodyguard Bill, who previously called Angelina a raging psycho , to In Touch . “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” The insider, who’s either completely made up by the celebrity gossip publication or looking to get sued, says Brad and Jen reconnected … at the 2009 Oscars. Since then, they have allegedly hooked up four times (which no one saw) – three times in LA and once in New York – and recently shared a passionate kiss!!!! “I know that he still loves her,” says ex-bodyguard Bill, who because he is not a real person for security reasons chooses only to be identified by first name. CAUGHT! This seems to happen to them bimonthly. In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought the former spouses closer than ever – and since then, Breniffer’s relationship has heated up even more . This is apparently before she decided Gerard Butler will impregnate her . Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. The duo arrived in separate vehicles. After Brad climbed into the passenger seat of Jen’s Bentley, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals, without saying how he actually saw it. On “paparazzi watch” at the time, he then advised the pair that they should leave, as a group photographers was supposedly spotted a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.” And the rest, as they say, is revisionist, fabricated history .

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