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Jimmy Kimmel Talks Oscars Gaffe: Who Does He Blame?

On Sunday night, Jimmy Kimmel was at the center of the greatest mistake in Academy Awards history. As most of the free world knows by now, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were on stage toward the very end of this ceremony, prepared to announce the winner of Best Picture. Only Beatty hesitated, confused by the contents of the envelope, which he then showed to Dunaway. Jimmy Kimmel Monologue: Down with Donald Trump, Matt Damon AND Meryl Streep The veteran actress went ahead and told the crowd that La La Land had earned this honor, prompting that film’s cast and crew to take to the stage. By just as one of the producers started to give an acceptance speech, someone with a headset started whispering in the ears of those around him on stage. It turns out… a mistake was made! Moonlight actually won Best Picture! Beatty and Dunaway were somehow given a duplicate envelope that contained the winner of Best Actress (Emma Stone from La La Land), NOT Best Picture. A bit of chaos ensured before one of the La La Land producers very calmly and gracefully confirmed to the audience what had transpired. As host, Kimmel tried to lighten the mood, cracking that he blames Steve Harvey for the miscue. It was pretty incredible to witness. You really should relive the moment below: Oscars 2017 Best Picture: There’s Been a Mistake! Fast forward about 24 hours and Kimmel opened his late-night talk show on Monday by, of course, addressing this unexpected Oscars development. “As I’m sure you’ve at least heard, La La Land was simultaneously somehow the biggest winner and loser last night,” he cracked, going on to joke that “It was the weirdest TV finale since Lost.” Kimmel also gave hilarious credit to Beatty for basically passing the confusing buck (that is, envelope) to his fellow presenter. “See what Warren did there?” said Kimmel of the moment when Beatty hesitated prior to handing the envelope to Dunaway. “He was confused, so he let her read the winner. In other words, Clyde threw Bonnie under the bus. I have to be honest … it’s one of the slickest moves I’ve ever seen.” Where was Kimmel when this was taking place? Sitting next to close friend/fake enemy Matt Damon, prepared to deliver his final scripted joke. “So the La La Land producers get up on stage, and a few of them – Jordan Horowitz, Marc Platt and Fred Burger – gave speeches,” Kimmel explained. “So now I am sitting in the audience watching the speeches. The plan is for me to end the show from the audience, next to Matt Damon, who – make no mistake – whatever confusion there was about who won? Matt Damon lost. He was a loser. He is a loser. “But we’re sitting there, and we notice some commotion going on, and Matt says, ‘I think I heard the stage manager say they got the winner wrong,’ which is unusual, but you figure, well, the host will go onstage and clear this up. “And then I remember, ‘oh I’m the host.'” Some viewers actually this entire thing was one of Kimmel’s his infamous pranks. But he assured his folks that the mix-up was not any kind of hoax. “As I walked off stage, people started to speculate that maybe I was pulling a prank,” he said last ight. “Which, trust me, if I had pulled a prank in that situation, I wouldn’t have just had the wrong winner’s name in the envelope when they opened it. There would have been a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon inside. It was not a prank. “And by the way, the producers of La La Land were very gracious, on stage and off. They handled it very well. It was a very amicable custody arrangement. They didn’t even ask for visitation or anything.” Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCooper has taken responsibly for the wild gaffe and issued an apology. In a statement released on their Twitter page, the company said: “PwC takes full responsibility for the series of mistakes and breaches of established protocols during last night’s Oscars. PwC Partner Brian Cullinan mistakenly handed the back-up envelope for Actress in a Leading Role instead of the envelope for Best Picture to presenters Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.” Why is there a back-up envelope? Who the heck knows?!? “We wish to extend our deepest gratitude to each of them for the graciousness they displayed during such a difficult moment,” PricewaterhouseCooper concluded. “For the past 83 years, the Academy has entrusted PwC with the integrity of the awards process during the ceremony, and last night we failed the Academy.” It remains unclear whether the Academy will bring PricewaterhouseCooper back in this capacity next year. View Slideshow: Academy Awards Flub Inspires Internet, Leads to Other Best Picture Possibilities

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Jennifer Aniston is PREGNANT! (According to Kathy Hilton)

Hollywood is a small place and stars who wouldn’t seem to share enough in common to sustain 10 minutes of cocktail party small talk often form close friendships for no other reason than that they’re both rich and famous. Just like in high school, some people are deemed cool enough to move seamlessly between cliques, and it should come as no surprise that Jennifer Aniston is one such social butterfly, beloved by both A-listers and reality stars alike. Which is why when Paris Hilton’s mom says Aniston is pregnant , there might really be something to it. Aniston was in attendance at the 2017 Academy Awards on Sunday night, and it seems that while the rest of the country was preoccupied with #Envelopegate and Gary From Chicago, Kathy Hilton was busy spreading rumors about the actress: “Jennifer Aniston looks so beautiful tonight I am telling you she is having a baby girl. 100/ percent,” Kathy tweeted after the ceremony. She deleted the tweet less than an hour later, but only after being bombarded by requests to elaborate. Is it possible that Kathy realized she had shared information that she was supposed to keep to herself? Kathy, of course, was not in attendance at the Oscars, but she did snag a coveted invitation to Elton John’s after-party. Is it possible that she and Jen talked pregnancy, and in her excitement, Kathy spilled the tea all over Twitter. Eh … probably not. According to Aniston’s publicist Stephen Huvane, Kathy has no information about what’s going on in Jen’s uterus than anyone else. “Jennifer is not pregnant nor does she know Kathy Hilton,” Huvane tells Hollywood Life. The situation begs the question: What in the actual hell was Kathy Hilton talking about? For starters, Jen didn’t look remotely pregnant on Sunday night. Not only that, Kathy skipped right over speculation that Jen is pregnant and jumped right to speculating about the non-existent baby’s gender. Look, Kathy, we understand that your family is a bit thirsty these days, but this isn’t the way. The Internet generates approximately 40,000 Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors a day on its own. We don’t need you adding fuel to the fire. If you need attention this badly, we suggest you keep it in-house and start a rumor about Paris. Your daughter, not the city. Although come to think of it, Americans are probably equally apathetic about both these days. View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston: 26 Babies & Counting!!

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Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day

I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that… I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people… But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are… Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause. 1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing 2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy. 3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure. 4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating. 5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too…. 6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road… 7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance. 8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is. 9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex.. 10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day

This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store…. The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants…. But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious… I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob… That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting…. Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose… She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake. I am a woman, therefore, I bleed. . It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful. . And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it. . I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile. . Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier). . Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure. . And I’m lucky. . Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. . WHY? . Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed. . STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity. . START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance. . The post Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff vs Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Aniston in Bikinis in Mexico of the Day

It must be cinco de mayo or some shit, maybe it’s that these women like to eat tacos, or maybe they are doing some dodgy tax evasion tactics down in Mexico, or maybe it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s 100th birthday, where she brought down her good friend Jessica Alba for the party and Hilary Duff’s thick legs she brought on the beach, since it’s a close flight to LA, and celebrities love jerking each other off and hanging out since they’ve got nothing better to do as they work, and get overpaid for their work, 6 weeks out of the year like a bunch of fucking scamming bums….bums…that are in bikinis…in some 90s blast from the past you can’t help but love… Maybe they aren’t even together on this trip, even if these people all like hanging out together as it is good for PR…while hating each other…because they are actors and self involved and hate the competition….Mexico is a huge country…they could all be in different zones, but it is safe to assume that no matter where they are they can get the purest cocaine available since they don’t need to deal with all the shit cut with cleaning detergents you find in America after it has made way across the border wall trump built….all while eating some damn tacos…because tacos are awesome…that I think Hilary Duff needs more of….while I try to stare at hers… The post Hilary Duff vs Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Aniston in Bikinis in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Piers Morgan Gets Hammered for Anti-Women’s March Tweets

Piers Morgan is standing behind his very public disdain for the Women’s March. On Saturday, across the globe, millions of women (and many men) protested the Presidency of Donald Trump, wearing pink cat (that is, pussy) hats, holding up signs and making their voices known. Over three-quarters of a million people turned out in Los Angeles. Over a half million in Washington D.C. The overall numbers were staggering. But Morgan was unimpressed. “Imagine if there were a load of men-only marches today? The feminists would go crackers,” the talk show host wrote yesterday morning, later adding: “I’m planning a ‘Men’s March’ to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who’s with me?” That would be the irony, of course. That would be the best thing that could happen. Morgan absolutely should organize a Men’s March to combat the creeping global emasculation of his gender by rabid feminists. And then we can sit back and see if it attracts the same number of people as a march aimed at promoting freedom of choice… equal pay for both genders… and reproductive rights. In response to a great deal of backlash online, Morgan said it was all for protesting and all for feminists. But he’s also for his own freedom of speech to criticism the protests and he’s strongly against “rabid feminists,” adding in a series of Tweets: There are far better ways to challenge Trump than marching around in pink pussy hats. I fully support their right to protest, just as freedom of speech gives me the right to criticise the purpose of their protest. 53% of American white women voted Trump. I bet half these ‘pussy’ protestors didn’t vote at all. Let’s be honest, ladies.. today’s Women’s March is just an anti-democratic protest at Trump winning the presidency. One of the main reasons Hillary lost was that she & her supporters exuded air of entitlement to her becoming being 1st female president. Ashley Judd: Watch, React to Her “Nasty Woman” Women’s March Poem Morgan also took aim at Ashley Judd’s popular speech (above), specifically how she said Trump has “wet dreams” about his daughter, Ivanka. And Morgan REALLY went off on Madonna, who did say in her speech (below) that she had thought about blowing up the White House. “Publicly threatening to bomb the White House is a serious criminal offence. @Madonna should be arrested,” Morgan wrote, later using this as an example of how the March was hypocritical across the board: “Bomb threats, Hitler & incest taunts, foul-mouthed rants…and this was a march to ‘End the hate’? Shameful hypocrisy.” Madonna: I Want to Blow Up the White House! As you might expect, Morgan heard it from his fair share of critics on Twitter in reply to these remarks. Some kept it simple (“Being threatened by strong women is not a good look for you.”), while others may have gone a tad overboard, such as this Tweet: “The next time Piers Morgan is trending I hope its because he’s been crippled and impoverished. He should have to die slowly like that.” But Morgan – who has slammed Jennifer Aniston for others judging her and spoken out passionately in favor of gun control over the years – was unfazed by the negative feedback. Sounding a lot like Donald Trump, in fact, he pointed to his growing number of Twitter followers as proof of… well… something. “UPDATE: I’ve attracted 10,000 new followers in 24hrs. Thanks, ladies!” Morgan wrote this morning. Where do you stand on Morgan’s controversial takes? He said he is “amused by all the fulminating outrage at my suggestion of a Men’s March, especially from women. Kinda proves my point… “Just need @KimKardashian & @emrata to post bird-flipping topless selfies to support #WomensMarch for the farce to be complete.” Morgan’s Twitter follower count may be on the rise, but is his popularity? Does that even matter in a age where the President himself brags about Twitter followers and simply insults the heck out of anyone who doesn’t like him? Sound off below. Then go drink a lot of alcohol.

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23 Celebrity Weddings That We Never Saw Coming

Not all celebrity couples make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. In other words, some got married very much on the Down Low. So low down, in fact, that we didn't even know they were planning on getting hitched until the big day had already come and gone! Some of these surprise celebrity marriages may even last, too, although in some cases, more forethought may have been prudent … 1. JENNIFER ANISTON AND JUSTIN THEROUX Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux told guests in August 2015 that they were attending a birthday party at their home. But then they went ahead and got hitched! 2. IAN SOMERHALDER AND NIKKI REED Four months after announcing their engagement, Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed quietly exchanged vows in Santa Monica … without anyone outside their inner circle knowing about it until it had already gone down! 3. KRISTEN BELL AND DAX SHEPARD Kristen Bell and Dax Shephard got married on the spot in 2013 after a court employee offered up an immediate ceremony. The entire thing cost $142. 4. KELLY CLARKSON AND BRANDON BLACKSTOCK Kelly Clarkson and Brandom Blackstock engaged vows in an intimate ceremony in Tennesse. The singer simply told fans about it the next day via social media. 5. KERRY WASHINGTON AND NNAMI ASOMUGHA Kerry Washington and Nnami Asomugha got married in Idaho… and that’s still all we know. Few stars are as guarded with their personal information as the Scandal beauty. 6. ANNE HATHAWAY AND ADAM SHULMAN Anna Hathaway used the same wedding planner who helped keep Natalie Portman’s nuptials quiet when she tied the knot with Shulman in 2012. View Slideshow

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Battle of the Babes: Jennifer Aniston vs. Rosamund Pike

Rosamund Pike and Jennifer Aniston are consistently two of the most searched celebrities here at Mr. Skin, and for good reason! You might be surprised to know that even though the stunning Aniston is usually sitting pretty as one of the top five most searched actresses, Pike is often the most searched lovely lady here at Mr. Skin. Period. Numero uno! Both girls currently have a 3.5 user rating here at Mr. Skin, and now it is YOUR time to decide which blonde babe is hotter: Jennifer Aniston or Rosamund Pike!… read more

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